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By *ong-legged-diva OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Fleetwood

It's the criminal top 10 music charts,

In at number 3, it's peter sutcliffe with "if I had a hammer"

In at 2, it's rosemary west, with "under the boardwalk"

And this weeks number 1, Harold shipman, with "needles and pins"

So, who's in your chart?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's wrong..... that's just sooo wrong.....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

18 with a bullet it's ........

Dr Crippen with "Bits and Pieces".

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By *ong-legged-diva OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Fleetwood


"That's wrong..... that's just sooo wrong.....!

"

I hang my head in shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's wrong..... that's just sooo wrong.....!

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agree with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very sick and def not funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's wrong..... that's just sooo wrong.....!

I hang my head in shame "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She did warn you guys in title that it was a sick joke lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really sick !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know they are making a film about Harold Shipmen and they're wanting Robert Deniro to play the main part. Its gonna be called "The Old Deer Hunter"

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By *ong-legged-diva OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Fleetwood


"Did you know they are making a film about Harold Shipmen and they're wanting Robert Deniro to play the main part. Its gonna be called "The Old Deer Hunter"

"

And I thought I was bad

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

I thought they were funny

Child "jokes" that were removed are not allowed though so please none of them

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

well I laughed a little once I read it - So its a Guilty for finding the humour your honour !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So we can't talk about pain between consenting adults but can joke about Real !!! Serial killers that have ruined tons of lives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So we can't talk about pain between consenting adults but can joke about Real !!! Serial killers that have ruined tons of lives "

Shhh dont challenge rugby. They are mods. They could ban you with a click of a button. Just smile and nod. Like this

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

Oscar pistorios joke warning

its rumoured he will get the electric chair

bit silly ..look at the damage he caused on his legs

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Yes.

If Admin ban jokes on the site then they will shut the thread

If you don't like how Admin want the site to be run regarding fetishes then you need to speak to them about it rather than everyone keep bringing it up on threads that have no bearing to it.

Thanks

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By *ong-legged-diva OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Fleetwood


"Oscar pistorios joke warning

its rumoured he will get the electric chair

bit silly ..look at the damage he caused on his legs "

He's clearly guilty, the man hasnt got a leg to stand on

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By *extoysareusCouple
over a year ago

kinky heaven

Not funny at all tbh. And I assumed I had a sense of humour. Unless you need to be sick to get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not funny at all tbh. And I assumed I had a sense of humour. Unless you need to be sick to get it"

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

to be fair you were warned it was a sick joke before opening the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im appalled at the OP .....those jokes are old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know they are making a film about Harold Shipmen and they're wanting Robert Deniro to play the main part. Its gonna be called "The Old Deer Hunter"

"

Lol

Sigh.....

I'm going to hell

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By *ong-legged-diva OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Fleetwood


"

Lol

Sigh.....

I'm going to hell "

I'll see you there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh ffs the humour police are out. Who the hell is anyone else to say what someone can laugh at??? To the OP, thanks for the giggle. I'm now off to cry myself to sleep at the fact I am clearly a horrible human being for laughing at them ( must my my psychopathic and sadistic tendencies being fed, because obviously I'm now as sick as those forementioned in the jokes lmao x)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not funny at all tbh. And I assumed I had a sense of humour. Unless you need to be sick to get it"

You're the one using a play on words of a famous children's toy store for your user name on a swinging site. . . .just an observation. . . . Some might think that's pretty sick. . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See you there then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How far is too far THAT is the question, I think that most of us have laughed at religious/racist jokes ..as Humans we need to be able to laugh at ourselves

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

a joke is a joke but im a bit disgusted with that advert wi the wee lass that was in coronation street on how to rape and the address for information.. x X X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh ffs the humour police are out. Who the hell is anyone else to say what someone can laugh at??? To the OP, thanks for the giggle. I'm now off to cry myself to sleep at the fact I am clearly a horrible human being for laughing at them ( must my my psychopathic and sadistic tendencies being fed, because obviously I'm now as sick as those forementioned in the jokes lmao x)"

Not saying what you can or can't laugh at. Its the irony of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh ffs the humour police are out. Who the hell is anyone else to say what someone can laugh at??? To the OP, thanks for the giggle. I'm now off to cry myself to sleep at the fact I am clearly a horrible human being for laughing at them ( must my my psychopathic and sadistic tendencies being fed, because obviously I'm now as sick as those forementioned in the jokes lmao x)"

Not saying what you can or can't laugh at. It's the irony of it

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By *extoysareusCouple
over a year ago

kinky heaven


"Not funny at all tbh. And I assumed I had a sense of humour. Unless you need to be sick to get it

You're the one using a play on words of a famous children's toy store for your user name on a swinging site. . . .just an observation. . . . Some might think that's pretty sick. . . "

Lol yeah using the word sex toys is really sick isn't it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the criminal top 10 music charts,

In at number 3, it's peter sutcliffe with "if I had a hammer"

In at 2, it's rosemary west, with "under the boardwalk"

And this weeks number 1, Harold shipman, with "needles and pins"

So, who's in your chart? "

I liked it.

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By *extoysareusCouple
over a year ago

kinky heaven


"Not funny at all tbh. And I assumed I had a sense of humour. Unless you need to be sick to get it

You're the one using a play on words of a famous children's toy store for your user name on a swinging site. . . .just an observation. . . . Some might think that's pretty sick. . . "

But having a name associated with the deaths of 1000s of people I get what type of person you are and what you find funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not funny at all tbh. And I assumed I had a sense of humour. Unless you need to be sick to get it

You're the one using a play on words of a famous children's toy store for your user name on a swinging site. . . .just an observation. . . . Some might think that's pretty sick. . .

Sex toys on a swingers site !! You are one sick puppy (lol ) xx

Lol yeah using the word sex toys is really sick isn't it.

"

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

OK let's drop it there now please.

Maybe don't open any threads that you think will offend you

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By *extoysareusCouple
over a year ago

kinky heaven


"OK let's drop it there now please.

Maybe don't open any threads that you think will offend you "

I am not offended at all, I said it wasn't funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the criminal top 10 music charts,

In at number 3, it's peter sutcliffe with "if I had a hammer"

In at 2, it's rosemary west, with "under the boardwalk"

And this weeks number 1, Harold shipman, with "needles and pins"

So, who's in your chart? "

Lmao terrible but funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For fucks sake, some people really need to lighten up a bit

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"OK let's drop it there now please.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I remember Jimmy Carr saying once 'he dosent give offence, people take it'.

Yeah I know, its Jimmy Carr not Ghandi but there is some truth to it I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh ffs the humour police are out. Who the hell is anyone else to say what someone can laugh at??? To the OP, thanks for the giggle. I'm now off to cry myself to sleep at the fact I am clearly a horrible human being for laughing at them ( must my my psychopathic and sadistic tendencies being fed, because obviously I'm now as sick as those forementioned in the jokes lmao x)"
well said . If you cant laugh at a joke what can you laugh at you we're warned before you opend the page

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Jimmy Carr used a far wiser philosophers ideas. It's an idea I agree with 100%.

People take offence.

The big BUT is ..... the idea that people take offence doesn't make what the 'offender' said acceptable.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Jimmy Carr used a far wiser philosophers ideas. It's an idea I agree with 100%.

People take offence.

The big BUT is ..... the idea that people take offence doesn't make what the 'offender' said acceptable.

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I didnt add that as I thought it was obvious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a joke is a joke but im a bit disgusted with that advert wi the wee lass that was in coronation street on how to rape and the address for information.. x X X"

thats bringing attention to unconsenting sex between two people in a relationship is still rape, some may not be aware, especially younger people in relationships.

that is NOT a joke!!!

i tend to have quite a dark sense of humour anyway so these kind of things wash over me.

do i find them funny?

yes, but then i find humour that pushes boundaries of taste and decendy funny.

others like fluffy bunny comedy, and thats fine.

personally, i dont like sweary ranty comedy funny, but seems to fill comedy clubs and venues the world around.

each to their own.

the title said it may offend.

if you were, then its done its job.

it cant have been that bad, otherwise ruggers, up there, would have closed it.

some just cant wait to get upset over something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wasn't offended, if people want to laugh about sick stuff, great for them. It was the irony i was wild with. Calmed down now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to comment but am to scared now I do to want to get told off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wasn't offended, if people want to laugh about sick stuff, great for them. It was the irony i was wild with. Calmed down now."

i must be irony impaired as i see no irony in the OP lol

btw, i have a ton of pistorius jokes, but would rather not get a ban lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I was going to comment but am to scared now I do to want to get told off "

Comment and be damned.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Within forum rules of course (snigger)

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By *extoysareusCouple
over a year ago

kinky heaven


"Oh ffs the humour police are out. Who the hell is anyone else to say what someone can laugh at??? To the OP, thanks for the giggle. I'm now off to cry myself to sleep at the fact I am clearly a horrible human being for laughing at them ( must my my psychopathic and sadistic tendencies being fed, because obviously I'm now as sick as those forementioned in the jokes lmao x)

Not saying what you can or can't laugh at. Its the irony of it "

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

sick but not very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea I agree.Not funny and not offensive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/03/14 15:40:10]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By TsunamiPunani   Woman

just this minute! 

Swansea

"Not funny at all tbh. And I assumed I had a sense of humour. Unless you need to be sick to get it

You're the one using a play on words of a famous children's toy store for your user name on a swinging site. . . .just an observation. . . . Some might think that's pretty sick. . .

But having a name associated with the deaths of 1000s of people I get what type of person you are and what you find funny"

You got all that from a name?? Bloody hell you're good. Tinie Tempah has a new song out called tsunami. . . . Does that mean I share my humour and personality with him? ?? Like I said, it's all relative. What other people find funny or capable of laughing about doesn't make them sick and they shouldn't be judged for it either. A concept some obviously don't adhere to.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"OK let's drop it there now please.

Maybe don't open any threads that you think will offend you "

Think we can leave it there

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