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By *organ and rob zombie OP   Couple
over a year ago

bradford

We have to pick up dog poo, but not horses, and they leave a fair old mashing!!

It's all over the place

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

I agree.. theres always a pile of horse poo outside my house on the road... terrible mess

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

It's far less smelly and pathogenic though, horses being a herbivore. Just nick it for your roses!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id much rather pick up horse manure than dog shit anyday,its good for the garden

I love dogs but dogshit makes me gag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have so many horses going past our house everyday that im constantly dodging it but its part and parcel of living in the country...same as having to get out my car this morning to try (and fail) to shoo a herd of goats out the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have to pick up dog poo, but not horses, and they leave a fair old mashing!!

It's all over the place "

Do you have a dog , a bit weird if you don't

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Carrying a shovel, getting off a horse, holding onto said horse so it doesn't run off and do some damage to someone or something to use said shovel to pick dung up is not an easy thing to do.

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By *organ and rob zombie OP   Couple
over a year ago

bradford


"We have to pick up dog poo, but not horses, and they leave a fair old mashing!!

It's all over the place

Do you have a dog , a bit weird if you don't "

We had a dog, picked up lots of poo in my time

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By *organ and rob zombie OP   Couple
over a year ago

bradford


"Carrying a shovel, getting off a horse, holding onto said horse so it doesn't run off and do some damage to someone or something to use said shovel to pick dung up is not an easy thing to do."

Ha ha lol

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket


"We have to pick up dog poo, but not horses, and they leave a fair old mashing!!

It's all over the place "

You should stand in it... might help ya grow taller

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By *ecor atorMan
over a year ago

York

Nothin worse than breaking the seal on an errant dog egg, herk!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

horse shit is not too bad but dog shit is one of the worst things. i would put horse shite in my vegetable plot but dog shit get me angry..grrr

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By *organ and rob zombie OP   Couple
over a year ago

bradford


"We have to pick up dog poo, but not horses, and they leave a fair old mashing!!

It's all over the place

You should stand in it... might help ya grow taller "

Cheeky git, trust you mucky x

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

it must taste nice tho as my 2 dogs like eating it

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"it must taste nice tho as my 2 dogs like eating it "
i feel like giving my neighbours dog a good kick in the teeth when i see it eating its own shit. x X X

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Get it on ya roses!! Perfect fertilizer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have so many horses going past our house everyday that im constantly dodging it but its part and parcel of living in the country...same as having to get out my car this morning to try (and fail) to shoo a herd of goats out the way "

That sounds like a blissful life! Just find me a lovely man...you can live where I am (very urban! ) and I will move into your place!

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract


"it must taste nice tho as my 2 dogs like eating it i feel like giving my neighbours dog a good kick in the teeth when i see it eating its own shit. x X X"
didnt mean theirs meant horse muck ,there is some land near me with some horses on ,they are tethered but keep getting moved so their shit is all over ,but my bloody dogs eat it x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I was out walking my dog earlier when an old granny shouted "you make sure you pick that shit up" I said calm down luv let me wipe my bloody ass first.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia


"I was out walking my dog earlier when an old granny shouted "you make sure you pick that shit up" I said calm down luv let me wipe my bloody ass first."

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

worst is bullshit lol

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"worst is bullshit lol"
na worst is dog shit

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"worst is bullshit lol na worst is dog shit "

The worst is fox shit!

But coming into contact with horse shit is unlikely to cause any health problems. Dog shit can carry bugs that can not only cause digestive problems but also blindness.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Dog poo has far more harmful phosphates etc in it due to the fact they eat meat. Horse poo is all organic matter and so less dangerous although I wouldn't willingly pick some up bare handed

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"it must taste nice tho as my 2 dogs like eating it i feel like giving my neighbours dog a good kick in the teeth when i see it eating its own shit. x X Xdidnt mean theirs meant horse muck ,there is some land near me with some horses on ,they are tethered but keep getting moved so their shit is all over ,but my bloody dogs eat it x"

If digs eat poo, specifically their own it could mean they are deficient vin their diet in someway and are trying to reabsorb vitamins or minerals through processing their food again.

Rabbits do similar as they find it difficult the break down the fibrous grass.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

As do hamsters.

Mines currently in the middle of a protest, the little shit

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Dog faeces contains toxocariasis. This is caused by an infection of roundworm parasites.

Specifically, roundworms called Toxocara canis and Toxocara cati are responsible for most cases.

These parasites live inside the intestines of animals (often dogs, cats and foxes that appear healthy) and their eggs are passed in the faeces of these animals.

It causes a multitude of illnesses, one of which can be permanent blindness.

Therefore, as a public health concern, dog owners are expected to pick up after their pets.

Horse manure does not hold these dangers, as unpleasant as it may be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat shit ain't all that nice especially when your walking with no shoes or socks on in your own garden and you tread in it!!As for horses doesn't really bother me but dog shit is dirty and potentially harmful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick get the steaming horse shit and put it on your rhubarb or strawberries it does them good my granddad used to say, personally I prefer ice cream on mine lol.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

im torn...i like dogs and i dont mind cats.....but since they have to shit i can do without them both ..and if i catch the dog and cat that from time to time do it in my garden they wil be no more

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"im torn...i like dogs and i dont mind cats.....but since they have to shit i can do without them both ..and if i catch the dog and cat that from time to time do it in my garden they wil be no more "

Whats the legal stance of throwing it back over the wall if thats where the animal is legally owned? And you have proof that animal has consistantly shit on your garden?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boy goes round in circles before he does his business usually on a stick or lately it has been on daffodils I have nicknamed him Trigger lol x

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"im torn...i like dogs and i dont mind cats.....but since they have to shit i can do without them both ..and if i catch the dog and cat that from time to time do it in my garden they wil be no more

Whats the legal stance of throwing it back over the wall if thats where the animal is legally owned? And you have proof that animal has consistantly shit on your garden?"
, .i dont know but i would quite happily put it through the owners letter box

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"im torn...i like dogs and i dont mind cats.....but since they have to shit i can do without them both ..and if i catch the dog and cat that from time to time do it in my garden they wil be no more

Whats the legal stance of throwing it back over the wall if thats where the animal is legally owned? And you have proof that animal has consistantly shit on your garden? , .i dont know but i would quite happily put it through the owners letter box "

Find out for sure.

Pick the poo up and put it in paper, then when you have a big enough amount take the paper to the front of their house, set the parcel alight, knock the door and walk away. See if they come and stamp the fire out.

Warning: This was a joke/jovial

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"im torn...i like dogs and i dont mind cats.....but since they have to shit i can do without them both ..and if i catch the dog and cat that from time to time do it in my garden they wil be no more

Whats the legal stance of throwing it back over the wall if thats where the animal is legally owned? And you have proof that animal has consistantly shit on your garden? , .i dont know but i would quite happily put it through the owners letter box

Find out for sure.

Pick the poo up and put it in paper, then when you have a big enough amount take the paper to the front of their house, set the parcel alight, knock the door and walk away. See if they come and stamp the fire out.

Warning: This was a joke/jovial"
seen it done

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