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"Can someone please explain to me how when you've got a cold and your nose is literally dripping that when you try and blow it nothing comes out???? It's one of life's mysteries I tell ya!!! Same as where do all the teaspoons go? Who pinches one of each pair of my sons socks while they are in the washing machine? Why do my neighbours wait till 10pm sling their glass bottles in the recycle bin as loudly as possible?? " we must have about 15 tea spoons but there is never one in the drawer when i want one | |||
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"My neighbour does his hoovering at seven thirty every Saturday morning. " See that wouldn't bother me as I'm always up then but a few years ago it would of done. | |||
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"Can someone please explain to me how when you've got a cold and your nose is literally dripping that when you try and blow it nothing comes out???? It's one of life's mysteries I tell ya!!! Same as where do all the teaspoons go? Who pinches one of each pair of my sons socks while they are in the washing machine? Why do my neighbours wait till 10pm sling their glass bottles in the recycle bin as loudly as possible?? we must have about 15 tea spoons but there is never one in the drawer when i want one" Where the hell do they go?? | |||
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"They wouldn't be mysteries if we solved them. It's the Borrowers for most things. " Even the snot???  | |||
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"They wouldn't be mysteries if we solved them. It's the Borrowers for most things. Even the snot??? "The snot even foxes the most brilliant scientists, we've got no hope on here  | |||
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"They wouldn't be mysteries if we solved them. It's the Borrowers for most things. Even the snot??? "Yes. You said yourself that you blow and nothing happens - they've borrowed it. They return it as soon as you stop trying to blow. | |||
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"Why do you always kick something when you have nothing on your feet?? Ouuuuch!! " Or stand on an upturned plug, Lego or hot wheels cars!!! | |||
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"Why do you always kick something when you have nothing on your feet?? Ouuuuch!! " I find wearing boots when kicking things stops that | |||
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"They wouldn't be mysteries if we solved them. It's the Borrowers for most things. Even the snot???
The snot even foxes the most brilliant scientists, we've got no hope on here "Does it??? Well then I'm never gonna find out the answer to that one am I! | |||
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"They wouldn't be mysteries if we solved them. It's the Borrowers for most things. Even the snot???
Yes. You said yourself that you blow and nothing happens - they've borrowed it. They return it as soon as you stop trying to blow.
"They return it at the exact moment you don't have a tissue and you sneeze | |||
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"...... Who pinches one of each pair of my sons socks while they are in the washing machine? ..... " Invest in 20 or so identical pairs. The sock theft suddenly stops. | |||
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