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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Toshn has very bravely decided that the time has come to smite the mighty behe-moth that has invaded his home, once it reappears.

Please, one and all, give prayers and encouragement to our brave Sir Toshn as he undertakes his mighty quest!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I hope his dragon is a bit more lively than Merlin's Dragon in Excalibur.

Good look, brave Sir Toshn, may you slay the foul wyrm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh for gods sake it was a moth the size of his finger nail you know what men are like for bragging about the size of things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG I stay off here for a few hours and its now progressed to a Dragon sized moth of killer distinction ............... and got a thread all of its own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it appears tonight . If I can get it to smile I am gonna take pic of this monster . To prove my point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When it appears tonight . If I can get it to smile I am gonna take pic of this monster . To prove my point "

Stop bragging and be a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When it appears tonight . If I can get it to smile I am gonna take pic of this monster . To prove my point "

I refer to my previous posting somewhere ... what part of u is it gonna land on ..... u have to be in the pic too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smite that Dragon Moth mightily Sir Toshn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When it appears tonight . If I can get it to smile I am gonna take pic of this monster . To prove my point

Stop bragging and be a man "

It will die tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When it appears tonight . If I can get it to smile I am gonna take pic of this monster . To prove my point

I refer to my previous posting somewhere ... what part of u is it gonna land on ..... u have to be in the pic too "
you are a sick woman . You just want pics of me been violated by a moth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When it appears tonight . If I can get it to smile I am gonna take pic of this monster . To prove my point

I refer to my previous posting somewhere ... what part of u is it gonna land on ..... u have to be in the pic too you are a sick woman . You just want pics of me been violated by a moth "

I wanna see this ginormous Killer moth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When it appears tonight . If I can get it to smile I am gonna take pic of this monster . To prove my point

Stop bragging and be a man

It will die tonight "

Cruel cruel man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When it appears tonight . If I can get it to smile I am gonna take pic of this monster . To prove my point

I refer to my previous posting somewhere ... what part of u is it gonna land on ..... u have to be in the pic too you are a sick woman . You just want pics of me been violated by a moth

I wanna see this ginormous Killer moth "

Minxie stop encouraging him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When it appears tonight . If I can get it to smile I am gonna take pic of this monster . To prove my point

I refer to my previous posting somewhere ... what part of u is it gonna land on ..... u have to be in the pic too you are a sick woman . You just want pics of me been violated by a moth

I wanna see this ginormous Killer moth "

as do i

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its attracted to the flash I could be in big trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If its attracted to the flash I could be in big trouble "

either way your in big trouble - death by tiny moth or ridiculed in Sheffield

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If its attracted to the flash I could be in big trouble "

it's a bug, of course it'll be attracted to the flash.

and

should be coming out to play with you very soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just googled the world biggest moth . And saw a pic . Its him !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time i read you were on the sofa and the moth were in your bed

So i be eagerly waiting to see this pic of moth with what was it 12foot wing span,with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just googled the world biggest moth . And saw a pic . Its him !! "

now that made me giggle

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"When it appears tonight . If I can get it to smile I am gonna take pic of this monster . To prove my point "

Makes a change from a Lynx can I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When it appears tonight . If I can get it to smile I am gonna take pic of this monster . To prove my point

Makes a change from a Lynx can I suppose."
I am not comparing cocks with this monster

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When it appears tonight . If I can get it to smile I am gonna take pic of this monster . To prove my point

Makes a change from a Lynx can I suppose. I am not comparing cocks with this monster "

do moths have cocks?

and

what if its a girlie moth who just wants good old fashioned bareback naughty fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The way I am feeling right now I would probably give it one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The way I am feeling right now I would probably give it one "

so you're no longer scared of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The way I am feeling right now I would probably give it one

so you're no longer scared of it "
No . The bitch is mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The way I am feeling right now I would probably give it one

so you're no longer scared of it No . The bitch is mine "

it's changed sex now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The way I am feeling right now I would probably give it one "

I dont like moths or anything that flies around the house, but do you have to kill it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The way I am feeling right now I would probably give it one

so you're no longer scared of it No . The bitch is mine "

go get her, tosh!

we need photographic evidence

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The way I am feeling right now I would probably give it one

so you're no longer scared of it No . The bitch is mine

it's changed sex now "

that's my fault. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The way I am feeling right now I would probably give it one

so you're no longer scared of it No . The bitch is mine

it's changed sex now "
No but I'm bi when it comes to moths

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The way I am feeling right now I would probably give it one

so you're no longer scared of it No . The bitch is mine

it's changed sex now No but I'm bi when it comes to moths "

she's a whopper.... you sure that much girlie moth fits your preferences? she's ample, young, and likes bareback

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

My friends gran had one fly down her ear and had to go to hospital to have t taken out with tweezers

Any whooo go get it I am sure you will be safe if you cover your ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The way I am feeling right now I would probably give it one

so you're no longer scared of it No . The bitch is mine

it's changed sex now No but I'm bi when it comes to moths

she's a whopper.... you sure that much girlie moth fits your preferences? she's ample, young, and likes bareback "
Ample young is ok but I know whats moths are like . So its skin or bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friends gran had one fly down her ear and had to go to hospital to have t taken out with tweezers

Any whooo go get it I am sure you will be safe if you cover your ears "
oh ffs that makes me feel a lot better . Will sleep like a baby now . ( not )

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

we all swallow on average 5moths and 7spiders in our life time.....and they are even known to enter our mouth when we are sleeping. x X X

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

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"My friends gran had one fly down her ear and had to go to hospital to have t taken out with tweezers

Any whooo go get it I am sure you will be safe if you cover your ears oh ffs that makes me feel a lot better . Will sleep like a baby now . ( not ) "

Do you want me to pop along and swat it for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friends gran had one fly down her ear and had to go to hospital to have t taken out with tweezers

Any whooo go get it I am sure you will be safe if you cover your ears oh ffs that makes me feel a lot better . Will sleep like a baby now . ( not )

Do you want me to pop along and swat it for you "

I think someone needs to go round with a camera to get the evidence then hold his hand while he sleeps or he's never going to get to work tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friends gran had one fly down her ear and had to go to hospital to have t taken out with tweezers

Any whooo go get it I am sure you will be safe if you cover your ears oh ffs that makes me feel a lot better . Will sleep like a baby now . ( not ) "

whose gonna occupy the bed?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"My friends gran had one fly down her ear and had to go to hospital to have t taken out with tweezers

Any whooo go get it I am sure you will be safe if you cover your ears oh ffs that makes me feel a lot better . Will sleep like a baby now . ( not )

whose gonna occupy the bed? "

They both will but the moth will get all the quilt I bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friends gran had one fly down her ear and had to go to hospital to have t taken out with tweezers

Any whooo go get it I am sure you will be safe if you cover your ears oh ffs that makes me feel a lot better . Will sleep like a baby now . ( not )

Do you want me to pop along and swat it for you

I think someone needs to go round with a camera to get the evidence then hold his hand while he sleeps or he's never going to get to work tomorrow "

Id sneak out to hold his hand if he were only nearer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friends gran had one fly down her ear and had to go to hospital to have t taken out with tweezers

Any whooo go get it I am sure you will be safe if you cover your ears oh ffs that makes me feel a lot better . Will sleep like a baby now . ( not )

Do you want me to pop along and swat it for you

I think someone needs to go round with a camera to get the evidence then hold his hand while he sleeps or he's never going to get to work tomorrow

Id sneak out to hold his hand if he were only nearer "
Aww thankyou . Nice to know someone cares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooooooooooooo u must have survived the Great Moth Holocaust - Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friends gran had one fly down her ear and had to go to hospital to have t taken out with tweezers

"

Oh god that made my toes curl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friends gran had one fly down her ear and had to go to hospital to have t taken out with tweezers

Oh god that made my toes curl

"

by all accounts his moth was way tooo big to fit in his ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friends gran had one fly down her ear and had to go to hospital to have t taken out with tweezers

Oh god that made my toes curl

"

by all accounts his moth was way tooo big to fit in his ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friends gran had one fly down her ear and had to go to hospital to have t taken out with tweezers

Any whooo go get it I am sure you will be safe if you cover your ears oh ffs that makes me feel a lot better . Will sleep like a baby now . ( not )

Do you want me to pop along and swat it for you

I think someone needs to go round with a camera to get the evidence then hold his hand while he sleeps or he's never going to get to work tomorrow

Id sneak out to hold his hand if he were only nearer Aww thankyou . Nice to know someone cares "

I like how you sound, nice guy. Wouldn't mind a bit more than holding your hand but I will keep dreaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friends gran had one fly down her ear and had to go to hospital to have t taken out with tweezers

Any whooo go get it I am sure you will be safe if you cover your ears oh ffs that makes me feel a lot better . Will sleep like a baby now . ( not )

Do you want me to pop along and swat it for you

I think someone needs to go round with a camera to get the evidence then hold his hand while he sleeps or he's never going to get to work tomorrow

Id sneak out to hold his hand if he were only nearer Aww thankyou . Nice to know someone cares

I like how you sound, nice guy. Wouldn't mind a bit more than holding your hand but I will keep dreaming "
Aww thats so sweet thankyou . And dreams do come true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friends gran had one fly down her ear and had to go to hospital to have t taken out with tweezers

Any whooo go get it I am sure you will be safe if you cover your ears oh ffs that makes me feel a lot better . Will sleep like a baby now . ( not )

Do you want me to pop along and swat it for you

I think someone needs to go round with a camera to get the evidence then hold his hand while he sleeps or he's never going to get to work tomorrow

Id sneak out to hold his hand if he were only nearer Aww thankyou . Nice to know someone cares

I like how you sound, nice guy. Wouldn't mind a bit more than holding your hand but I will keep dreaming Aww thats so sweet thankyou . And dreams do come true "

If you move down here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friends gran had one fly down her ear and had to go to hospital to have t taken out with tweezers

Any whooo go get it I am sure you will be safe if you cover your ears oh ffs that makes me feel a lot better . Will sleep like a baby now . ( not )

Do you want me to pop along and swat it for you

I think someone needs to go round with a camera to get the evidence then hold his hand while he sleeps or he's never going to get to work tomorrow

Id sneak out to hold his hand if he were only nearer Aww thankyou . Nice to know someone cares

I like how you sound, nice guy. Wouldn't mind a bit more than holding your hand but I will keep dreaming Aww thats so sweet thankyou . And dreams do come true

If you move down here "

Don't worry he has a wander lust he's coming to see me for his holidays in a few weeks and I'm in Wales

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Bravely bold Sir Toshn

Rode forth from Camelot.

He was not afraid to die,

Oh brave Sir Toshn .

He was not at all afraid

To be killed in nasty ways.

Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Toshn.

He was not in the least bit scared

To be mashed into a pulp.

Or to have his eyes gouged out,

And his elbows broken.

To have his kneecaps split

And his body burned away,

And his limbs all hacked and mangled

Brave Sir Toshn .

His head smashed in

And his heart cut out

And his liver removed

And his bowls unplugged

And his nostrils raped

And his bottom burnt off

And his pen--

"That's... that's enough music for now lads,

*** looks like there's dirty work afoot*** ???."

Brave Sir Toshn ran away.

("No!")

Bravely ran away away.

("I didn't!")

When danger reared it's ugly head,

He bravely turned his tail and fled.

("no!")

Yes, brave Sir Toshn turned about

("I didn't!")

And gallantly he chickened out.

****Bravely**** taking ("I never did!") to his feet,

He beat a very brave retreat.

("all lies!")

Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Toshn!

("I never!")

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Anyone wanna buy a wasp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone wanna buy a wasp "

I'll see you one wasp and raise you a hornet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friends gran had one fly down her ear and had to go to hospital to have t taken out with tweezers

Any whooo go get it I am sure you will be safe if you cover your ears oh ffs that makes me feel a lot better . Will sleep like a baby now . ( not )

Do you want me to pop along and swat it for you

I think someone needs to go round with a camera to get the evidence then hold his hand while he sleeps or he's never going to get to work tomorrow

Id sneak out to hold his hand if he were only nearer Aww thankyou . Nice to know someone cares

I like how you sound, nice guy. Wouldn't mind a bit more than holding your hand but I will keep dreaming Aww thats so sweet thankyou . And dreams do come true

If you move down here

Don't worry he has a wander lust he's coming to see me for his holidays in a few weeks and I'm in Wales "

Lucky lady and lucky toshn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone wanna buy a wasp "

"I'm sorry sir... We dont sell wasps.."

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Anyone wanna buy a wasp

"I'm sorry sir... We dont sell wasps..""

"But you have lots of them displayed in your window"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone wanna buy a wasp

"I'm sorry sir... We dont sell wasps.."

"But you have lots of them displayed in your window" "

B'dum tshhhhh...!!!!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

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"Anyone wanna buy a wasp

"I'm sorry sir... We dont sell wasps.."

"But you have lots of them displayed in your window"

B'dum tshhhhh...!!!! "

It`s an oldie but a goldie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bravely bold Sir Toshn

Rode forth from Camelot.

He was not afraid to die,

Oh brave Sir Toshn .

He was not at all afraid

To be killed in nasty ways.

Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Toshn.

He was not in the least bit scared

To be mashed into a pulp.

Or to have his eyes gouged out,

And his elbows broken.

To have his kneecaps split

And his body burned away,

And his limbs all hacked and mangled

Brave Sir Toshn .

His head smashed in

And his heart cut out

And his liver removed

And his bowls unplugged

And his nostrils raped

And his bottom burnt off

And his pen--

"That's... that's enough music for now lads,

*** looks like there's dirty work afoot*** ???."

Brave Sir Toshn ran away.

("No!")

Bravely ran away away.

("I didn't!")

When danger reared it's ugly head,

He bravely turned his tail and fled.

("no!")

Yes, brave Sir Toshn turned about

("I didn't!")

And gallantly he chickened out.

****Bravely**** taking ("I never did!") to his feet,

He beat a very brave retreat.

("all lies!")

Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Toshn!

("I never!")"
Haha class Cheeky twat but class

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

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Tosh you are even sexier now you are so brave too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tosh you are even sexier now you are so brave too "
Well I do try

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My friends gran had one fly down her ear and had to go to hospital to have t taken out with tweezers

Any whooo go get it I am sure you will be safe if you cover your ears oh ffs that makes me feel a lot better . Will sleep like a baby now . ( not )

Do you want me to pop along and swat it for you

I think someone needs to go round with a camera to get the evidence then hold his hand while he sleeps or he's never going to get to work tomorrow

Id sneak out to hold his hand if he were only nearer Aww thankyou . Nice to know someone cares

I like how you sound, nice guy. Wouldn't mind a bit more than holding your hand but I will keep dreaming Aww thats so sweet thankyou . And dreams do come true

If you move down here

Don't worry he has a wander lust he's coming to see me for his holidays in a few weeks and I'm in Wales "

I used to live in Llandeilo. I'm sure he will enjoy the village, if you ever let him out of bed, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friends gran had one fly down her ear and had to go to hospital to have t taken out with tweezers

Any whooo go get it I am sure you will be safe if you cover your ears oh ffs that makes me feel a lot better . Will sleep like a baby now . ( not )

Do you want me to pop along and swat it for you

I think someone needs to go round with a camera to get the evidence then hold his hand while he sleeps or he's never going to get to work tomorrow

Id sneak out to hold his hand if he were only nearer Aww thankyou . Nice to know someone cares

I like how you sound, nice guy. Wouldn't mind a bit more than holding your hand but I will keep dreaming Aww thats so sweet thankyou . And dreams do come true

If you move down here

Don't worry he has a wander lust he's coming to see me for his holidays in a few weeks and I'm in Wales

I used to live in Llandeilo. I'm sure he will enjoy the village, if you ever let him out of bed, lol. "

There are scary things in Wales he might not want to get out at all lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My friends gran had one fly down her ear and had to go to hospital to have t taken out with tweezers

Any whooo go get it I am sure you will be safe if you cover your ears oh ffs that makes me feel a lot better . Will sleep like a baby now . ( not )

Do you want me to pop along and swat it for you

I think someone needs to go round with a camera to get the evidence then hold his hand while he sleeps or he's never going to get to work tomorrow

Id sneak out to hold his hand if he were only nearer Aww thankyou . Nice to know someone cares

I like how you sound, nice guy. Wouldn't mind a bit more than holding your hand but I will keep dreaming Aww thats so sweet thankyou . And dreams do come true

If you move down here

Don't worry he has a wander lust he's coming to see me for his holidays in a few weeks and I'm in Wales

I used to live in Llandeilo. I'm sure he will enjoy the village, if you ever let him out of bed, lol.

There are scary things in Wales he might not want to get out at all lol "

hhmmmm.....im not sure there was anything in wales that brave sir toshn would be scared of....unless the moths up Dinefwr have grown substantially in the 2 years ive been gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friends gran had one fly down her ear and had to go to hospital to have t taken out with tweezers

Any whooo go get it I am sure you will be safe if you cover your ears oh ffs that makes me feel a lot better . Will sleep like a baby now . ( not )

Do you want me to pop along and swat it for you

I think someone needs to go round with a camera to get the evidence then hold his hand while he sleeps or he's never going to get to work tomorrow

Id sneak out to hold his hand if he were only nearer Aww thankyou . Nice to know someone cares

I like how you sound, nice guy. Wouldn't mind a bit more than holding your hand but I will keep dreaming Aww thats so sweet thankyou . And dreams do come true

If you move down here

Don't worry he has a wander lust he's coming to see me for his holidays in a few weeks and I'm in Wales

I used to live in Llandeilo. I'm sure he will enjoy the village, if you ever let him out of bed, lol.

There are scary things in Wales he might not want to get out at all lol

hhmmmm.....im not sure there was anything in wales that brave sir toshn would be scared of....unless the moths up Dinefwr have grown substantially in the 2 years ive been gone "

Oh they breed them big up there now....I sent him a picture of a caterpillar earlier and you could hear he's knees knocking from here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boss is from Neath, she is shorter than me and scary sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For gods sake.....Man up you big girl....!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My boss is from Neath, she is shorter than me and scary sometimes "

I'm from Neath....and I'm short....and scary.....ask Tosh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friends gran had one fly down her ear and had to go to hospital to have t taken out with tweezers

Any whooo go get it I am sure you will be safe if you cover your ears oh ffs that makes me feel a lot better . Will sleep like a baby now . ( not )

Do you want me to pop along and swat it for you

I think someone needs to go round with a camera to get the evidence then hold his hand while he sleeps or he's never going to get to work tomorrow

Id sneak out to hold his hand if he were only nearer Aww thankyou . Nice to know someone cares

I like how you sound, nice guy. Wouldn't mind a bit more than holding your hand but I will keep dreaming Aww thats so sweet thankyou . And dreams do come true

If you move down here

Don't worry he has a wander lust he's coming to see me for his holidays in a few weeks and I'm in Wales

I used to live in Llandeilo. I'm sure he will enjoy the village, if you ever let him out of bed, lol.

There are scary things in Wales he might not want to get out at all lol

hhmmmm.....im not sure there was anything in wales that brave sir toshn would be scared of....unless the moths up Dinefwr have grown substantially in the 2 years ive been gone

Oh they breed them big up there now....I sent him a picture of a caterpillar earlier and you could hear he's knees knocking from here "
I am here you know !!!!!

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over a year ago


"For gods sake.....Man up you big girl....!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"

Oh he's all man for sure

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over a year ago


"My boss is from Neath, she is shorter than me and scary sometimes

I'm from Neath....and I'm short....and scary.....ask Tosh! "
This is true

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over a year ago


"My friends gran had one fly down her ear and had to go to hospital to have t taken out with tweezers

Any whooo go get it I am sure you will be safe if you cover your ears oh ffs that makes me feel a lot better . Will sleep like a baby now . ( not )

Do you want me to pop along and swat it for you

I think someone needs to go round with a camera to get the evidence then hold his hand while he sleeps or he's never going to get to work tomorrow

Id sneak out to hold his hand if he were only nearer Aww thankyou . Nice to know someone cares

I like how you sound, nice guy. Wouldn't mind a bit more than holding your hand but I will keep dreaming Aww thats so sweet thankyou . And dreams do come true

If you move down here

Don't worry he has a wander lust he's coming to see me for his holidays in a few weeks and I'm in Wales

I used to live in Llandeilo. I'm sure he will enjoy the village, if you ever let him out of bed, lol.

There are scary things in Wales he might not want to get out at all lol

hhmmmm.....im not sure there was anything in wales that brave sir toshn would be scared of....unless the moths up Dinefwr have grown substantially in the 2 years ive been gone

Oh they breed them big up there now....I sent him a picture of a caterpillar earlier and you could hear he's knees knocking from here "

are you sure that wasn't the moth getting ready to ravish him?

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over a year ago


"For gods sake.....Man up you big girl....!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh he's all man for sure "
And this is very true xx

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over a year ago

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"Anyone wanna buy a wasp

I'll see you one wasp and raise you a hornet "

I can raise more than that

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"Anyone wanna buy a wasp

I'll see you one wasp and raise you a hornet

I can raise more than that "

Oooo matron

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over a year ago


"My boss is from Neath, she is shorter than me and scary sometimes

I'm from Neath....and I'm short....and scary.....ask Tosh! "

Oops. small world. I'm sure he is too much of a gentleman to say so

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"My boss is from Neath, she is shorter than me and scary sometimes

I'm from Neath....and I'm short....and scary.....ask Tosh!

Oops. small world. I'm sure he is too much of a gentleman to say so "

I'm sure he will say but he's busy hiding from a tiny moth at the moment....!!!

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over a year ago


"My boss is from Neath, she is shorter than me and scary sometimes

I'm from Neath....and I'm short....and scary.....ask Tosh!

Oops. small world. I'm sure he is too much of a gentleman to say so

I'm sure he will say but he's busy hiding from a tiny moth at the moment....!!! "

or busy managing his fab harem, all of whom are aghast at the possibility that he could be harmed by flying insects of dubious size

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over a year ago


"My boss is from Neath, she is shorter than me and scary sometimes

I'm from Neath....and I'm short....and scary.....ask Tosh!

Oops. small world. I'm sure he is too much of a gentleman to say so

I'm sure he will say but he's busy hiding from a tiny moth at the moment....!!! "
short and sexy was not scared at all . And the moth was massive xx

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"My boss is from Neath, she is shorter than me and scary sometimes

I'm from Neath....and I'm short....and scary.....ask Tosh!

Oops. small world. I'm sure he is too much of a gentleman to say so

I'm sure he will say but he's busy hiding from a tiny moth at the moment....!!!

or busy managing his fab harem, all of whom are aghast at the possibility that he could be harmed by flying insects of dubious size "

Maybe his fab harem could club together and buy him a day at a butterfly farm....kill or cure hehehe!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My boss is from Neath, she is shorter than me and scary sometimes

I'm from Neath....and I'm short....and scary.....ask Tosh!

Oops. small world. I'm sure he is too much of a gentleman to say so

I'm sure he will say but he's busy hiding from a tiny moth at the moment....!!!

or busy managing his fab harem, all of whom are aghast at the possibility that he could be harmed by flying insects of dubious size

Maybe his fab harem could club together and buy him a day at a butterfly farm....kill or cure hehehe!!"

I like the way you think.

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over a year ago

Next time a moth the size of a albatross flys in my room I am keeping it quite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My boss is from Neath, she is shorter than me and scary sometimes

I'm from Neath....and I'm short....and scary.....ask Tosh!

Oops. small world. I'm sure he is too much of a gentleman to say so

I'm sure he will say but he's busy hiding from a tiny moth at the moment....!!!

or busy managing his fab harem, all of whom are aghast at the possibility that he could be harmed by flying insects of dubious size "

I've never been part of a harem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just love the way we're all discussing Tosh as though he's not even here

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over a year ago


"Next time a moth the size of a albatross flys in my room I am keeping it quite "

albatross wingspan is substantially less than the aforementioned 12 ft!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My boss is from Neath, she is shorter than me and scary sometimes

I'm from Neath....and I'm short....and scary.....ask Tosh!

Oops. small world. I'm sure he is too much of a gentleman to say so

I'm sure he will say but he's busy hiding from a tiny moth at the moment....!!!

or busy managing his fab harem, all of whom are aghast at the possibility that he could be harmed by flying insects of dubious size

I've never been part of a harem "
You are now

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over a year ago


"Next time a moth the size of a albatross flys in my room I am keeping it quite

albatross wingspan is substantially less than the aforementioned 12 ft!

"
Ok I may of exaggerated a wee bit xx

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over a year ago

Where's my friends when I need them xx

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over a year ago


"Next time a moth the size of a albatross flys in my room I am keeping it quite

albatross wingspan is substantially less than the aforementioned 12 ft!

Ok I may of exaggerated a wee bit xx"

now checking toshn's profile for anything else that may have been "exaggerated" about

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over a year ago

Im here. I will sort it out for you. Soon. Xx

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over a year ago


"Im here. I will sort it out for you. Soon. Xx "
Thanks sexy . Nice to know someone wuvs me

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over a year ago


"Im here. I will sort it out for you. Soon. Xx Thanks sexy . Nice to know someone wuvs me "

Mwah. Xxx

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over a year ago


"Next time a moth the size of a albatross flys in my room I am keeping it quite

albatross wingspan is substantially less than the aforementioned 12 ft!

Ok I may of exaggerated a wee bit xx

You mean my 7 incher !!! Its man inches

now checking toshn's profile for anything else that may have been "exaggerated" about "

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over a year ago


"Where's my friends when I need them xx"

Here waving

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over a year ago


"Where's my friends when I need them xx

Here waving "
Aww thankyou sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's my friends when I need them xx

Here waving Aww thankyou sexy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two words... Drama ... Queen

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over a year ago


"Two words... Drama ... Queen "
2 words . .. No I am not so there . Was not a very good school I went too

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over a year ago


"Two words... Drama ... Queen 2 words . .. No I am not so there . Was not a very good school I went too "

Yeah they didnt pass out the balls that day for you to man up and just splat the damn moth

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over a year ago


"Two words... Drama ... Queen 2 words . .. No I am not so there . Was not a very good school I went too

Yeah they didnt pass out the balls that day for you to man up and just splat the damn moth "
Take a newspaper and go try swatting a albatross and you will know why I can't

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over a year ago


"Two words... Drama ... Queen 2 words . .. No I am not so there . Was not a very good school I went too

Yeah they didnt pass out the balls that day for you to man up and just splat the damn moth Take a newspaper and go try swatting a albatross and you will know why I can't "

You also missed the day the teacher did show n tell and the difference between a bird and a moth.. Clearly

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over a year ago


"Im here. I will sort it out for you. Soon. Xx Thanks sexy . Nice to know someone wuvs me "

I wuv you too Toshn and Don't you worry I will look after you when you get to Wales to see me darling x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have I missed any updates on 'Moth-Gate'.....????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have I missed any updates on 'Moth-Gate'.....???? "

He got help in and the lady killed said moth hahahha

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