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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes its Sunday I know !! But when you are old like me sleep is not easy .

Have a great day all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And the fact I have a moth the size of a albatross in my room is not helping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking forward to the Rugby later x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning....i must be getting old as i just woke too

have a good day everyone

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!

Bugger......same here xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning....i must be getting old as i just woke too

have a good day everyone"
Nah your a spring chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gd Morning all x im a spring chicken on this thread,wide awake at work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gd Morning all x im a spring chicken on this thread,wide awake at work "
oh yeah . Your just a baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking forward to the Rugby later x"

Me too! Morning Toshn, morning all you other mad people awake at this time on a Sunday morning. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gd Morning all x im a spring chicken on this thread,wide awake at work oh yeah . Your just a baby "

Yep x catching up though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

been up since ???? had several cups of decaf coffee and made 2 cheesecakes.

what the frack !?!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gd Morning all x im a spring chicken on this thread,wide awake at work oh yeah . Your just a baby

Yep x catching up though "
You will never catch me up . Unless I start counting backwards on me birthdays from now on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gd Morning all x im a spring chicken on this thread,wide awake at work oh yeah . Your just a baby

Yep x catching up though You will never catch me up . Unless I start counting backwards on me birthdays from now on "

Good point your only as old as the woman U feel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning early birds can someone pop the kettle on I sooooo need a brew but too comfy to move .. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gd Morning all x im a spring chicken on this thread,wide awake at work oh yeah . Your just a baby

Yep x catching up though You will never catch me up . Unless I start counting backwards on me birthdays from now on

Good point your only as old as the woman U feel "
Will let yer know how old . When I feel one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning early birds can someone pop the kettle on I sooooo need a brew but too comfy to move .. Thanks "
Peeoff lazy ass its your turn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning early birds can someone pop the kettle on I sooooo need a brew but too comfy to move .. Thanks Peeoff lazy ass its your turn "

Noooooo its too dark and im too comfy to move.. Go on you havent far to go to switch on the kettle.. Minea a green tea ty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gd Morning all x im a spring chicken on this thread,wide awake at work oh yeah . Your just a baby

Yep x catching up though You will never catch me up . Unless I start counting backwards on me birthdays from now on

Good point your only as old as the woman U feel Will let yer know how old . When I feel one "

Haha your too old to tell me though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning early birds can someone pop the kettle on I sooooo need a brew but too comfy to move .. Thanks Peeoff lazy ass its your turn

Noooooo its too dark and im too comfy to move.. Go on you havent far to go to switch on the kettle.. Minea a green tea ty "
There's a giant moth somewhere in my room waiting to pounce on me . There's no way I'm moving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning from Huddersfield

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gd Morning all x im a spring chicken on this thread,wide awake at work oh yeah . Your just a baby

Yep x catching up though You will never catch me up . Unless I start counting backwards on me birthdays from now on

Good point your only as old as the woman U feel Will let yer know how old . When I feel one

Haha your too old to tell me though "
Thanks . Feel better now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning early birds can someone pop the kettle on I sooooo need a brew but too comfy to move .. Thanks Peeoff lazy ass its your turn

Noooooo its too dark and im too comfy to move.. Go on you havent far to go to switch on the kettle.. Minea a green tea ty "

I shall leave you all pot of tea and pot hot water for your. Green tea x back off to work i trott

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning early birds can someone pop the kettle on I sooooo need a brew but too comfy to move .. Thanks Peeoff lazy ass its your turn

Noooooo its too dark and im too comfy to move.. Go on you havent far to go to switch on the kettle.. Minea a green tea ty There's a giant moth somewhere in my room waiting to pounce on me . There's no way I'm moving "

You blooooming Wuss.. Scared of a moth cmon man .. Grow some balls and get that kettle on ... Pfft moth .. Shakes head and rolls eyes .. Men!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning early birds can someone pop the kettle on I sooooo need a brew but too comfy to move .. Thanks Peeoff lazy ass its your turn

Noooooo its too dark and im too comfy to move.. Go on you havent far to go to switch on the kettle.. Minea a green tea ty

I shall leave you all pot of tea and pot hot water for your. Green tea x back off to work i trott"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning early birds can someone pop the kettle on I sooooo need a brew but too comfy to move .. Thanks Peeoff lazy ass its your turn

Noooooo its too dark and im too comfy to move.. Go on you havent far to go to switch on the kettle.. Minea a greenhouse tea ty There's a giant moth somewhere in my room waiting to pounce on me . There's no way I'm moving

You blooooming Wuss.. Scared of a moth cmon man .. Grow some balls and get that kettle on ... Pfft moth .. Shakes head and rolls eyes .. Men!!! "
This is not your common moth !!! It has a 12 ft wingspan I tell yer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning to all the OAP's I guess then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning early birds can someone pop the kettle on I sooooo need a brew but too comfy to move .. Thanks Peeoff lazy ass its your turn

Noooooo its too dark and im too comfy to move.. Go on you havent far to go to switch on the kettle.. Minea a greenhouse tea ty There's a giant moth somewhere in my room waiting to pounce on me . There's no way I'm moving

You blooooming Wuss.. Scared of a moth cmon man .. Grow some balls and get that kettle on ... Pfft moth .. Shakes head and rolls eyes .. Men!!! This is not your common moth !!! It has a 12 ft wingspan I tell yer "

Kettle on ... NOW... 12 ft wing span any excuse to not pop kettle on jeeeeeez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You blooooming Wuss.. Scared of a moth cmon man .. Grow some balls and get that kettle on ... Pfft moth .. Shakes head and rolls eyes .. Men!!! This is not your common moth !!! It has a 12 ft wingspan I tell yer "

Morning, this is making me chuckle and I'm so not a morning person.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You blooooming Wuss.. Scared of a moth cmon man .. Grow some balls and get that kettle on ... Pfft moth .. Shakes head and rolls eyes .. Men!!! This is not your common moth !!! It has a 12 ft wingspan I tell yer

Morning, this is making me chuckle and I'm so not a morning person. "
You would not laugh if you saw it . Its massive . Its trying my clothes on before eating them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You blooooming Wuss.. Scared of a moth cmon man .. Grow some balls and get that kettle on ... Pfft moth .. Shakes head and rolls eyes .. Men!!! This is not your common moth !!! It has a 12 ft wingspan I tell yer

Morning, this is making me chuckle and I'm so not a morning person. You would not laugh if you saw it . Its massive . Its trying my clothes on before eating them "

This is where a video upload bit would be good!

Can't you catch it and chuck it out the window?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You blooooming Wuss.. Scared of a moth cmon man .. Grow some balls and get that kettle on ... Pfft moth .. Shakes head and rolls eyes .. Men!!! This is not your common moth !!! It has a 12 ft wingspan I tell yer

Morning, this is making me chuckle and I'm so not a morning person. You would not laugh if you saw it . Its missive . Its trying my clothes on before eating them

This is where a video upload bit would be good!

Can't you catch it and chuck it out the window? "
Catch it !!! No way . It needs tranquilising .it is honestly the size of a Golden eagle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just sprayed it with air freshener . And it liked it

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By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central

Good morning all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just sprayed it with air freshener . And it liked it "

How could you tell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The famous words of Chopper Read spring to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The famous words of Chopper Read spring to mind "

Can't be that famous, I've no idea who he is let alone what he said!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Urghhh its morning..

I want to snuggle down into my cocoon of duvet and re awken as a fresh faced lovely person.

Mornings are not my thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning everyone hope you all have a great day

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Just sprayed it with air freshener . And it liked it "

Get the vac out and use the hose attachment to suck it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Toshn, I woke up to sunshine streaming through my window so hopefully its going to be a good day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning I appear to have woken to megga moth Sunday at toshn's place........god help me when he finds a sheep in my garden, I'm gonna have to prise him out from under the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a gorgeous morning Have a wonderful day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning all.

Have fun and play nice lol

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning can you lot keep the noise down and will someone go splat that moth so the big Jessie can get out of bed and whoever decides to put the kettle on mines a coffee with 2 sugars thank you

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Morning all. Thats my last night shift all done an dusted so keep the racket down children im off to bed night night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all,

I have got to say Toshn you have cheered my morning up all ready, but I do believe that you are on kettle duty and mines a coffee with one sugar please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well after hearing all about 12 ft wing span moths with app a look like he wants to shag Tosh I fell back to sleep.. Thank god couldnt take anymore of the drama queen!

Not sure if hes still alive or been violated by said moth .. But im still waiting for my brew

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By *himanMan
over a year ago

chichester

Good morning all n a beautiful day it is x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning everyone. I have to get up because a cocker spaniel makes me. He's very afraid of moths and I wouldn't know how to make a cheesecake. I could do with another coffee though please someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wjy not just ask the moth to put the kettle on, may be its gagging too.

Morning everyone.

Big game today. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wjy not just ask the moth to put the kettle on, may be its gagging too.

Morning everyone.

Big game today. Xx"

Especially after a couple of hours of violating Tosh..

Morning All...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he get rid of the moth? I couldn't go back to sleep for wondering

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Morning all....at last the sun is out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did he get rid of the moth? I couldn't go back to sleep for wondering "

Think its making tea for us all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did he get rid of the moth? I couldn't go back to sleep for wondering "

Last message I received from him was do you think moths have big cocks I fell back to sleep thinking bless hes sex starved

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

Good morning everyone, glad I'm not the only mad person that is up so early, although I have made a coffee and climbed back into bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm awake and alive . The moth is in my bed and I'm on the couch . No room for both of us . Don't think it violated me .xx

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Good morning everyone, glad I'm not the only mad person that is up so early, although I have made a coffee and climbed back into bed."

Same here. Woke up early, had a perv and a forum read, got up, made brekkie, changed the sheets and set the laundry off then climbed back into my freshly made bed.

Got my book, my phone, the remote.and the cats and I'm staying put.

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield


"Good morning everyone, glad I'm not the only mad person that is up so early, although I have made a coffee and climbed back into bed.

Same here. Woke up early, had a perv and a forum read, got up, made brekkie, changed the sheets and set the laundry off then climbed back into my freshly made bed.

Got my book, my phone, the remote.and the cats and I'm staying put. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm awake and alive . The moth is in my bed and I'm on the couch . No room for both of us . Don't think it violated me .xx"

And there was me concerned it had eaten you .... (refer to other thread) as you had gone silent lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm awake and alive . The moth is in my bed and I'm on the couch . No room for both of us . Don't think it violated me .xx

And there was me concerned it had eaten you .... (refer to other thread) as you had gone silent lol "
I

Hiding and staying quite . It wanted me .Sexualy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Put it on here but got no sympathy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put it on here but got no sympathy "

u were given good advice about sucking it up the hoover ...... spose it just depends where it had landed as u said it was after u sexually ............ oooops will get my coat now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im awaiting the moths VERI....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im awaiting the moths VERI.... "

Lets hope its a fem cos otherwise it'll ge mosning it cant get a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning....i must be getting old as i just woke too

have a good day everyone Nah your a spring chicken "

thankyou kind sir...but i feel older

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im awaiting the moths VERI....

Lets hope its a fem cos otherwise it'll ge mosning it cant get a meet "

don't think its female the way Tosh was describing it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning early birds can someone pop the kettle on I sooooo need a brew but too comfy to move .. Thanks "
kettles on but think im a bit late now as it was four hours ago you needed it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning early birds can someone pop the kettle on I sooooo need a brew but too comfy to move .. Thanks kettles on but think im a bit late now as it was four hours ago you needed it x"

I fell back to sleep and tbh just moved to make a brew but if your offering id love a top up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im awaiting the moths VERI....

Lets hope its a fem cos otherwise it'll ge mosning it cant get a meet

don't think its female the way Tosh was describing it.... "
Trust me !! This moth was all man .. I think I killed it

HAIL SIR TOSH THE MOTH KILLER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im awaiting the moths VERI....

Lets hope its a fem cos otherwise it'll ge mosning it cant get a meet

don't think its female the way Tosh was describing it.... Trust me !! This moth was all man .. I think I killed it

HAIL SIR TOSH THE MOTH KILLER "

how many hours did it take you to pluck up courage to kill a defenceless moth???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im awaiting the moths VERI....

Lets hope its a fem cos otherwise it'll ge mosning it cant get a meet

don't think its female the way Tosh was describing it.... Trust me !! This moth was all man .. I think I killed it

HAIL SIR TOSH THE MOTH KILLER

how many hours did it take you to pluck up courage to kill a defenceless moth??? "

and what was your weapon of choice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im awaiting the moths VERI....

Lets hope its a fem cos otherwise it'll ge mosning it cant get a meet

don't think its female the way Tosh was describing it.... Trust me !! This moth was all man .. I think I killed it

HAIL SIR TOSH THE MOTH KILLER

how many hours did it take you to pluck up courage to kill a defenceless moth???

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Shush don't tell anyone but its not really dead !! Its still in my bed its having a lie in .. Was just trying to look cool and hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im awaiting the moths VERI....

Lets hope its a fem cos otherwise it'll ge mosning it cant get a meet

don't think its female the way Tosh was describing it.... Trust me !! This moth was all man .. I think I killed it

HAIL SIR TOSH THE MOTH KILLER

how many hours did it take you to pluck up courage to kill a defenceless moth???

Shush don't tell anyone but its not really dead !! Its still in my bed its having a lie in .. Was just trying to look cool and hard "

what u giving it for breakfast when it wakes up?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

if you punch it hard enough it wil disappear in a puff of moth dust.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Im awaiting the moths VERI....

Lets hope its a fem cos otherwise it'll ge mosning it cant get a meet

don't think its female the way Tosh was describing it.... Trust me !! This moth was all man .. I think I killed it

HAIL SIR TOSH THE MOTH KILLER

how many hours did it take you to pluck up courage to kill a defenceless moth???

Shush don't tell anyone but its not really dead !! Its still in my bed its having a lie in .. Was just trying to look cool and hard "

So you let the moth bum you till it was knackered and fell asleep?

The next thread is going to be about you moving house cos you're too much of a wuss to deal with a moth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im awaiting the moths VERI....

Lets hope its a fem cos otherwise it'll ge mosning it cant get a meet

don't think its female the way Tosh was describing it.... Trust me !! This moth was all man .. I think I killed it

HAIL SIR TOSH THE MOTH KILLER

how many hours did it take you to pluck up courage to kill a defenceless moth???

Shush don't tell anyone but its not really dead !! Its still in my bed its having a lie in .. Was just trying to look cool and hard

So you let the moth bum you till it was knackered and fell asleep?

The next thread is going to be about you moving house cos you're too much of a wuss to deal with a moth. "

I wanna know what he measured it with

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Im awaiting the moths VERI....

Lets hope its a fem cos otherwise it'll ge mosning it cant get a meet

don't think its female the way Tosh was describing it.... Trust me !! This moth was all man .. I think I killed it

HAIL SIR TOSH THE MOTH KILLER

how many hours did it take you to pluck up courage to kill a defenceless moth???

Shush don't tell anyone but its not really dead !! Its still in my bed its having a lie in .. Was just trying to look cool and hard

So you let the moth bum you till it was knackered and fell asleep?

The next thread is going to be about you moving house cos you're too much of a wuss to deal with a moth.

I wanna know what he measured it with "

D'oh! An albatross!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning from Sunny Wells, I'm still in bed and have no plans to get up yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im awaiting the moths VERI....

Lets hope its a fem cos otherwise it'll ge mosning it cant get a meet

don't think its female the way Tosh was describing it.... Trust me !! This moth was all man .. I think I killed it

HAIL SIR TOSH THE MOTH KILLER

how many hours did it take you to pluck up courage to kill a defenceless moth???

Shush don't tell anyone but its not really dead !! Its still in my bed its having a lie in .. Was just trying to look cool and hard

So you let the moth bum you till it was knackered and fell asleep?

The next thread is going to be about you moving house cos you're too much of a wuss to deal with a moth. "
Excuse me You may ridicule but this was not your average moth . Monstrous is the word I would use . Talk about moth balls pfft !!!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Im awaiting the moths VERI....

Lets hope its a fem cos otherwise it'll ge mosning it cant get a meet

don't think its female the way Tosh was describing it.... Trust me !! This moth was all man .. I think I killed it

HAIL SIR TOSH THE MOTH KILLER

how many hours did it take you to pluck up courage to kill a defenceless moth???

Shush don't tell anyone but its not really dead !! Its still in my bed its having a lie in .. Was just trying to look cool and hard

So you let the moth bum you till it was knackered and fell asleep?

The next thread is going to be about you moving house cos you're too much of a wuss to deal with a moth. Excuse me You may ridicule but this was not your average moth . Monstrous is the word I would use . Talk about moth balls pfft !!! "

He tea bagged you!!!

Hope he shaved first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im awaiting the moths VERI....

Lets hope its a fem cos otherwise it'll ge mosning it cant get a meet

don't think its female the way Tosh was describing it.... Trust me !! This moth was all man .. I think I killed it

HAIL SIR TOSH THE MOTH KILLER

how many hours did it take you to pluck up courage to kill a defenceless moth???

Shush don't tell anyone but its not really dead !! Its still in my bed its having a lie in .. Was just trying to look cool and hard

So you let the moth bum you till it was knackered and fell asleep?

The next thread is going to be about you moving house cos you're too much of a wuss to deal with a moth. Excuse me You may ridicule but this was not your average moth . Monstrous is the word I would use . Talk about moth balls pfft !!!

He tea bagged you!!!

Hope he shaved first. "
Don't wanna talk about it Ive been violated . . Having just spent a night with

Mr moth I can only say it was a experience . He came into my home and took me .His wings where out of this world mmmmm . I won't say too much what happened in the bedroom . Thats between me and the moth . Till next time mwah

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

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This has entertained me for most of the morning

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over a year ago


"Morning early birds can someone pop the kettle on I sooooo need a brew but too comfy to move .. Thanks kettles on but think im a bit late now as it was four hours ago you needed it x

I fell back to sleep and tbh just moved to make a brew but if your offering id love a top up? "
let me know when your nearby and i will flick it on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This has entertained me for most of the morning "
it is now my Mwb

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

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Does he do threesomes

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

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I can feel a " rate my moth " thread coming on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've jutht heard that it wath Kate Moth...

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