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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't seem to get these as much as you used to?

Anyone remember the classics - I'll kick it off with:

'Trebor mints are a minty but stronger'

And...

'You put the shake in vac, put the freshness back. Do the shake and vac and put the freshness back'

...anyone tell I'm bored at work on a sat night???!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Should have read:

'Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woooooooooooooaaaaaa, Bodyfooooo-ooooorm Bodyform for youuuuuuuuuuu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kids used to drive me mad with Ariston and on and on. They knew it annoyed me so done it all the more.

Also the more annoying they are the easier they're remembered I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The milky bars are on me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot chocolate, drinking chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a secret Lemonade drinker

You never see a sad face eating walls Ice Cream

Bum Bum Bum Bum Esso Blue

The Manakin cigars and Flake adverts they were porn on telly!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I was obsessed with 'for mash get smash' with the little metal aliens (or were they robots???)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This one was eventually banned for being misleading but I remember it well:

'A Mars a day helps you work, rest and play'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuts , whole Hazel nuts, Cadburys take them and they cover them with chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club! "

Yep ...defe remember this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about "re-record not fade away, re-record not fade away" for video tapes with a dancing skeleton.

And a most annoying modern one is

'washing machines live longer with calgon'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

um-bongo um-bongo they drink it in the congo?

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By *ardlovinmanMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Will it be chips or jacket spuds?.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always remember 'a finger of fudge is just enough to give you kids a treat..its full of chocolatey goodness and very good to eat'

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Beans means Heinz

For mash get smash

Double diamond works wonders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should have read:

'Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger'"

"Stick em up us bum and they last a lot longer..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always remember 'a finger of fudge is just enough to give you kids a treat..its full of chocolatey goodness and very good to eat' "

So ironic on a swinging site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kia-Ora, for me and my dog......

Just one Cornetto, give it to meeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kia-Ora, for me and my dog......

Just one Cornetto, give it to meeeeeee

"

delicious ice cream from italeeeeey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club! "

Or the alternative

If you'll put a lot of lipstick on my dipstick, suck my knob

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

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