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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Let's party like a rock star....what's everyone having drinks are in me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then you twisted my arm I will have a red wine x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's party like a rock star....what's everyone having drinks are in me!!

Drinks are in you already??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JD on the rocks please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

malibu and , pretty please, ms. chops

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By *errynjuneCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Bottle of red please, we are in the mood

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Let's party like a rock star....what's everyone having drinks are in me!!

Drinks are in you already??

On me....

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Bottle of red please, we are in the mood

What kind??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make it a large one...just spent £250 on clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make it a large one...just spent £250 on clothes

Really you fancy taking me shopping

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Make it a large one...just spent £250 on clothes

Your wardrobe does need updating lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if Bon Jovi is on the playlist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's party like a rock star....what's everyone having drinks are in me!!

Drinks are in you already??

On me....

Well, the barmaid can have some fun too! I'll have a White Russian, then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make it a large one...just spent £250 on clothes

Your wardrobe does need updating lol

Ouch....at least I have some clothes to wear...I'm usually naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

slippery nipple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Southern comfort lemonade and lime and ice please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large G&T with a slice of lime please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"malibu and , pretty please, ms. chops

Yay! I have a Malibu drinking buddy! Can I have mine with diet cock though please?!

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long vodka please yum yum

Chick x

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Southern comfort lemonade and lime and ice please

Oh yum have you tried the lime SC?

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By *errynjuneCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Make it a large one...just spent £250 on clothes

Blimey bet that was a big Primark bag then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Southern comfort lemonade and lime and ice please

Oh yum have you tried the lime SC?

No is it good ? X

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Southern comfort lemonade and lime and ice please

Oh yum have you tried the lime SC?

No is it good ? X"

It's lovely with lemonade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a really dodgy tummy bug... I'll have a Dioralyte on the rocks!! (Edges closer to the loo.......)....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if Bon Jovi is on the playlist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a lager but in private a girly Mojito

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"malibu and , pretty please, ms. chops

Yay! I have a Malibu drinking buddy! Can I have mine with diet cock though please?!

crystal"

With a straw and umbrella?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka and diet please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better make it a cup of tea please

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'll have a lager but in private a girly Mojito "

Can I have you on a plate....yummy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Southern comfort lemonade and lime and ice please

Oh yum have you tried the lime SC?

No is it good ? X

It's lovely with lemonade

Might have to try that then please x

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Better make it a cup of tea please

What!!!!! Are you feeling ok???

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

What music shall we have??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"malibu and , pretty please, ms. chops

Yay! I have a Malibu drinking buddy! Can I have mine with diet cock though please?!

crystal

With a straw and umbrella? "

I'll wear the umbrella in my hair but I'll leave the straw ta. Straws just restrict the speed I can drink!!!

What are you having?!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ok, if I'm at a rock star party can I be an absolute diva and ask for a pint of bitter please

Oh and a bag of Dry roast as well

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"malibu and , pretty please, ms. chops

Yay! I have a Malibu drinking buddy! Can I have mine with diet cock though please?!

crystal

With a straw and umbrella?

I'll wear the umbrella in my hair but I'll leave the straw ta. Straws just restrict the speed I can drink!!!

What are you having?!"

Well my real life drink is a lime vodka with lemon and lime pop...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What music shall we have?? "

Bon Jovi !!!

Are you not listening ?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"What music shall we have??

Bon Jovi !!!

Are you not listening ?

Yes dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"malibu and , pretty please, ms. chops

Yay! I have a Malibu drinking buddy! Can I have mine with diet cock though please?!

crystal

With a straw and umbrella?

I'll wear the umbrella in my hair but I'll leave the straw ta. Straws just restrict the speed I can drink!!!

What are you having?!

Well my real life drink is a lime vodka with lemon and lime pop...

Sounds sophisticated! I would give you an umbrella but I've stuck them all in my hair...

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"malibu and , pretty please, ms. chops

Yay! I have a Malibu drinking buddy! Can I have mine with diet cock though please?!

crystal

With a straw and umbrella?

I'll wear the umbrella in my hair but I'll leave the straw ta. Straws just restrict the speed I can drink!!!

What are you having?!

Well my real life drink is a lime vodka with lemon and lime pop...

Sounds sophisticated! I would give you an umbrella but I've stuck them all in my hair..."

Aww thanks

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

oooooh pineapple juice please

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"oooooh pineapple juice please

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with ice!! its just how i roll

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By *ardlovinmanMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Can I have a piña colada? I got caught in the rain on the way here. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oooooh pineapple juice please

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oh you are going to taste sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vanilla vodka and please

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can I have a piña colada? I got caught in the rain on the way here. X"

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"malibu and , pretty please, ms. chops

Yay! I have a Malibu drinking buddy! Can I have mine with diet cock though please?!

crystal"

diet cock, crystal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another JD on the rocks before I hit the red wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a bottle of JD honey please.....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I would like a billini made with peach schnapps please

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"oooooh pineapple juice please

oh you are going to taste sweet

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lol

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"malibu and , pretty please, ms. chops

Yay! I have a Malibu drinking buddy! Can I have mine with diet cock though please?!

crystal

diet cock, crystal?

Is that a slimline one?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I would like a billini made with peach schnapps please

Darling you can have anything

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'll have a bottle of JD honey please.....

My kinda guy....my ideal meet would be a lovely guy and a bottle of JD honey

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Another JD on the rocks before I hit the red wine

Ohhh errr

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I would like a billini made with peach schnapps please

Darling you can have anything

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fabulous sweetie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My OH just made me a vodka,I swear there was something missing........the vodka!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Jd an plz an well don't wast the its expensive

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"My OH just made me a vodka,I swear there was something missing........the vodka!

Lol is it weak??? I'm too generous with the vodka lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My OH just made me a vodka,I swear there was something missing........the vodka!

Lol is it weak??? I'm too generous with the vodka lol"

Its not weak anymore

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"My OH just made me a vodka,I swear there was something missing........the vodka!

Lol is it weak??? I'm too generous with the vodka lol

Its not weak anymore

Let's get the party started lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 jagger bombs pls

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"10 jagger bombs pls

10 you lightweight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just warming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10 jagger bombs pls

10 you lightweight

Any private rooms available at this party

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"10 jagger bombs pls

10 you lightweight

Any private rooms available at this party

Oh go in then lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm just warming up"

Hurry up then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10 jagger bombs pls

10 you lightweight

Any private rooms available at this party

Oh go in then lol"

Great I need a sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive just been made another one

This one is missing the !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a bottle of JD honey please.....

My kinda guy....my ideal meet would be a lovely guy and a bottle of JD honey

I'll bring the JD then.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Long slow screw up against a,wall plz xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Is everyone pissed? Its a bloody quiet party.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Is everyone pissed? Its a bloody quiet party.

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your to late we've all copped off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is everyone pissed? Its a bloody quiet party.

The hostess has fooked off

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Is everyone pissed? Its a bloody quiet party.

Not now you are here

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've got me tits out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got me tits out lol"

Looks like I arrived at the right time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got me tits out lol"

Whayhay

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I've got me tits out lol

Looks like I arrived at the right time

You always do

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"I've got me tits out lol

Looks like I arrived at the right time

You always do

It's better than coming too early.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"malibu and , pretty please, ms. chops

Yay! I have a Malibu drinking buddy! Can I have mine with diet cock though please?!

crystal

diet cock, crystal?

With anything that is the diet version you can have twice as many

crystal

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Fuck me, that was one hell of a party, I can't remember what happened, sorry what's your name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck me, that was one hell of a party, I can't remember what happened, sorry what's your name

Was that you who trashed the bathroom?!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

can i have shex on the bleach and a bloody great scary hairy mary .. hic

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