FabSwingers.com forum: what things make you feel old?

By *uby0000 OP Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I had a phone call this morning asking if I was over 35 and under 55 when I said I was not he said oh sorry to have bothered you and put the phone down

bastard!! lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

out of age range when trying to message on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being asked for Id when I go to a pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neighbours banging music giving me a headache. My knees. Being called a Milf by a 35 yr old

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

When I reply to people that I have sons aged 24 and 29.....I think omg am I that old!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

make me feel old that my oldest son be 21y this year and 2nd son going be 18y .

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When 3 of my birthday cards mentioned the fact I'm 50 next year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing makes me feel old, I am 60 and dont care, age is just another number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I reply to people that I have sons aged 24 and 29.....I think omg am I that old!!!!"

my eldest is almost 33

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a premiership footballer retires and I've witnessed his whole career.

Mrs D

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

my arthritis

feel like I have the bones and joints of an 80yr old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know what. Honestly speaking...as funny as it may sound but when i see usernames and their date of birth is something in the early 90's i.e. example91/92.

....god i feel old when i see that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people get moody with me about my age range....

Am not going to jump anyone close to my stepkids ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

partying on a Friday night now means most of Saturday is spent in recovery!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The new boy at work was born 2 years after I joined the job!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"out of age range when trying to message on here "

Totally agree with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I see clients at work and ask their date of birth and it's the year I sat my GCSE's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm watching the news and I think "Wow, that guy/woman looks pretty young to be a politician/head teacher" and then realise I am probably older than they are.

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

went to the hospital last week with my dad the doctor looked like he was 15

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birthday cards and cake candles,in fact the candles are now in the shape of t he numbers,takes up less surface area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When new people start at work and they weren't even born as I started work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"out of age range when trying to message on here

Totally agree with that "

Not just for blokes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I start fancying girls I'm nearly a decade older than

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I am now up too 3 grandad naps a day

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"When new people start at work and they weren't even born as I started work "

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

getting a meet me message from a grand daughter of someone i went to school with FFS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When lighting your birthday candles effects your carbon footprint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I say things to the kids that my mum used to say to me, promised myself I wouldn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking in the mirror usually reminds me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get mistaken for Gandalf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I say things to the kids that my mum used to say to me, promised myself I wouldn't it

that and also the fact my kids now 20 and 22 have started saying things ive told them hahaha

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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago

Near Bristol

Having to sit down when removing my incontinence pants!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I say things to the kids that my mum used to say to me, promised myself I wouldn't it

that and also the fact my kids now 20 and 22 have started saying things ive told them hahaha

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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago

Near Bristol

"When I say things to the kids that my mum used to say to me, promised myself I wouldn't it

that and also the fact my kids now 20 and 22 have started saying things ive told them hahaha "

have you forgotten you said that already? erm ... 2nd sign of old age !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I say things to the kids that my mum used to say to me, promised myself I wouldn't it

I did the same.

The worse one for me is when I see people in the pub and ask is he/she 18. Then get told they're 22 or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my workmates...one yesterday said "ooh an oldie"...and it wqas a ladygaga song

upside of that....she thinks I'm in my 20's!

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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago

Near Bristol

"When I say things to the kids that my mum used to say to me, promised myself I wouldn't it

that and also the fact my kids now 20 and 22 have started saying things ive told them hahaha

have you forgotten you said that already? erm ... 2nd sign of old age !

damn I've just got it hornycplNW ... sorry bit slow here doh!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"When 3 of my birthday cards mentioned the fact I'm 50 next year

You'll always be playing catchup Karen

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By *otTheReal01Man
over a year ago

London

Going to metal concerts and being old enough to be the father of most of the other people there...

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By *errynjuneCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Being referred to as our 2 youngest kids grandad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I say things to the kids that my mum used to say to me, promised myself I wouldn't it

that and also the fact my kids now 20 and 22 have started saying things ive told them hahaha

have you forgotten you said that already? erm ... 2nd sign of old age !

damn I've just got it hornycplNW ... sorry bit slow here doh!

its ok i had to read your comment a couple of times to try and get what you said -- failed of course

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

My knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the baby you held all those years ago is now taller than you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm well I'm not sure I feel old, unless the saying is still true of your only as old as the person your touching then I might feel a little old x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When younger men message me on here, saying that they want to "have an older women" - and I realise that they were born after I got divorced.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being constantly reminded by my daughter that:

1. I am too old to listen to radio 1

2. I am too old to like dance/electronic music

3. I have no hair

when she pisses herself laughing when I tell her I used to be able to break dance.

worst thing is when I think about it, that was almost 30 years ago. yep that makes me feel old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh and when u make a joke that no one under a certain age gets.

example I said a jokey comment on chat about someones cam reminding me of the set of Eldorado. very people got the reference, wonder how many will get it reading it now ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me, ( Bill ) it was while taking a training course, and it seemed like I was the oldest there, ( until an older looking guy came in ) after speaking to him, I did feel good as it turned out he was 10 years younger than me !

He wasn't impressed when I asked him how many paper rounds he used to have as a kid. lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh and when u make a joke that no one under a certain age gets.

example I said a jokey comment on chat about someones cam reminding me of the set of Eldorado. very people got the reference, wonder how many will get it reading it now ??"

Oh yeah, ill-fated expats in Spain soap!

I'm old!

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

We feel old going in to Sheffield city centre on a night out. We feel like we are there to pick the kids up...lol! Once we have had a few vinos we fit in quite well...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What really makes me feel old?

Being the oldest person in my office by at least 13 years.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When ya pubes go grey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When all the shoes in Kurt Geiger with v high heels look like instruments of torture.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

three noisy grandkids

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