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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would anyone care to spill their funniest intimate moments?

Mines not great, but I went to finish in a girls mouth, but accidentally squirted a bit up her nose as she laid there waiting. The reaction was priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would anyone care to spill their funniest intimate moments?

Mines not great, but I went to finish in a girls mouth, but accidentally squirted a bit up her nose as she laid there waiting. The reaction was priceless "

Ha ha h aha ha ha

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

My ex ringing me while I was receiving a bj. It was an interesting conversation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was being d*unk years ago at my boyfriends house we got carried away and I flipped off the bed and landed upside down between wall and bed and got stuck and he did not help me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the changing rooms before a footy match well the toilet , finished went out and scored a hat rock !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine was being d*unk years ago at my boyfriends house we got carried away and I flipped off the bed and landed upside down between wall and bed and got stuck and he did not help me lol "

Haha I suppose if you're naked then he would have had a nice view lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In the changing rooms before a footy match well the toilet , finished went out and scored a hat rock !"

Calms the nerves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine was being d*unk years ago at my boyfriends house we got carried away and I flipped off the bed and landed upside down between wall and bed and got stuck and he did not help me lol

Haha I suppose if you're naked then he would have had a nice view lol "

Hmm ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine was being d*unk years ago at my boyfriends house we got carried away and I flipped off the bed and landed upside down between wall and bed and got stuck and he did not help me lol

Haha I suppose if you're naked then he would have had a nice view lol

Hmm ha ha ha "

I would have just grabbed you and carried on there and then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a class game

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

When David was a single. Met a lovely lady , she was wearing tartan mini skirt, loose fitting silk shirt......we were doing it doggie....I grabbed her arms as you do..... It was plastic... Swear it was.... Carried on...we talked about it later....why should I tell you she said...

Ok....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had a class game "

Tbh i used to have a quick 5 knuckle shuffle before big games haha. Had a pre season friendly against a semi professional woman's team once. Wish I'd had one before that game haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When David was a single. Met a lovely lady , she was wearing tartan mini skirt, loose fitting silk shirt......we were doing it doggie....I grabbed her arms as you do..... It was plastic... Swear it was.... Carried on...we talked about it later....why should I tell you she said...

Ok...."

Oh god haha. So it was a false arm? Should have borrowed it and sparked himself with it haha

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

False yes...and as she liked a good hard banging...she was falling off the edge of the bed...and it was all I had to grab hold of.....I was proud I never lost my stroke...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"False yes...and as she liked a good hard banging...she was falling off the edge of the bed...and it was all I had to grab hold of.....I was proud I never lost my stroke..."

Haha. Did her body keep you going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the changing rooms before a footy match well the toilet , finished went out and scored a hat rock !"

You can't beat a good hat rock!

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