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advice for a single guy please

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Its been a while, I know I m a single guy and its tough so I was surprised to find myself stroking a pussy this morning,

I guess its true what they say you never forget how to do it as there was lots and lots of contented noises coming forth,

I gave her breakfast and as she sat on my lap after eating the food I started stroking her again more contented noises and then,,,,,,

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Bleurgh,,, feck,,!! Puked,, !!

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Not a happy cat sitter,

So whats tje best thing to get cat puke off of a leather settee,?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

If its leather then its wipe clean surely? A wet cloth and some disinfectant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget your settee how's the poor kitty

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

what was it gagging on??

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

It is furball season. And they often retch and throw up a bit if they're trying to dislodge one even if they don't bring the furball up for a few hours.

The joys of pets - two double coated long haired cats makes for plenty of furballs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is furball season. And they often retch and throw up a bit if they're trying to dislodge one even if they don't bring the furball up for a few hours.

The joys of pets - two double coated long haired cats makes for plenty of furballs "

Why can I only read that word in Alexander Meerkat voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forget your settee how's the poor kitty "

if he had any sense it would be learning to swim! (j/k)

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"If its leather then its wipe clean surely? A wet cloth and some disinfectant "

Wiped with a cloth and hot water Unfortunately I can t find the disinfectant, so I ve either bleach, I'm thinking not good, or lenor fabric conditioner,?

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley


"Forget your settee how's the poor kitty "

if it was a kitty here it would be part of the casserole by now!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"If its leather then its wipe clean surely? A wet cloth and some disinfectant

Wiped with a cloth and hot water Unfortunately I can t find the disinfectant, so I ve either bleach, I'm thinking not good, or lenor fabric conditioner,? "
use a baby wipe ffs don't use bleach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If its leather then its wipe clean surely? A wet cloth and some disinfectant

Wiped with a cloth and hot water Unfortunately I can t find the disinfectant, so I ve either bleach, I'm thinking not good, or lenor fabric conditioner,? use a baby wipe ffs don't use bleach

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Isn't this one of your "1001 best uses for diluted fabric conditioner" moments...?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Spot of washing up liquid on a cloth. NOT bleach!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab the hairy beast. Get some warm water in a bucket. Dip the little furball in said water and mop up the puke with the cat. Then put all the smelly stuff including the cat in the garden and forget all about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forget your settee how's the poor kitty

if it was a kitty here it would be part of the casserole by now!!

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Too many cats... Not enough recipes...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Grab the hairy beast. Get some warm water in a bucket. Dip the little furball in said water and mop up the puke with the cat. Then put all the smelly stuff including the cat in the garden and forget all about it. "

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"If its leather then its wipe clean surely? A wet cloth and some disinfectant

Wiped with a cloth and hot water Unfortunately I can t find the disinfectant, so I ve either bleach, I'm thinking not good, or lenor fabric conditioner,? "

Buy some disinfectant?

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