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By *ong-legged-diva OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Fleetwood

What do they mean where you are?

Here it seems to be green = go, amber = go quickly and red = go on then, just five more cars!

I nearly got side swiped twice on my way to work and it's only a five minute drive, and it's not like my car is inconspicuous. No one can say "sorry, I didn't see you" it's over six feet high, with spot lights on it and sounds like world war three is rolling down the road!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm afraid I'm very guilty of this, amber to me means slam ya foot down terrible habit sorry

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

no traffic lights where we live so dunno

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Do you live in Jo'burg?

You never stop at red or else you get shot, that and everyone else who is on green is expecting you to shoot through........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing! From other threads I'd concluded that while cyclists disregard them all motorists observe them without fail. But clearly motorists do too, who'd have thought it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ambers seen as a challenge by a lot of drivers.............usual attitude of 'it's only just red as I go through, it doesn't matter'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So true!! Drives me insane!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I Like traffic lights.

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No matter where they've been.

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But only when they're green.

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No matter where they've been.

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But only when they're green.

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But not when they are red.

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"

Hmmm do I dectect a Monty Python fan.

Nice to see this is about cars jumping lights, anyone that does it is stupid as they will do it one time too many and cause an accident.

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale


"Amazing! From other threads I'd concluded that while cyclists disregard them all motorists observe them without fail. But clearly motorists do too, who'd have thought it..."

Stopped on amber (went red as i rolled to the line) only to have THREE vehicles come from behind & blast through on red at a large 4-way junction on Wednesday, but its OK because only cyclists jump reds....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just driven home through London, I don't think anyone knows their colours or can read the speed signs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arseholes!!! Not you lot I mean the drivers unless you are one of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only been through a red light once and that was because i mis judged the speed i was going. If id have slammed my breaks on it would have caused the bar behind me to go up my arse too.

so yes i went through and so did the car behind me

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'm afraid I'm very guilty of this, amber to me means slam ya foot down terrible habit sorry "

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Red to me is always stop. Amber it depends on how far through I am - if you've just started crossing, and it's wet, you'd slide half way across the junction and block it.

Dangerous and poor drivers need stopping and training. Lots more education and testing for drivers would raise a lot more tax - sorry, I'm not really a fan of tax, but having to spend money would improve driving no end. Plus testing etc would increase employment rates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The truck driver going around the roundabout on junction 9 of the A1M this morning at around 7.50 obviously thinks that the red traffic light means "ahh fuck everyone else I'm in a big truck and I'm not stopping" ! For reference he was about 500mm away from my front wing! Twat!!

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

mmmmmmm i blame women drivers....

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By *easing_twoCouple
over a year ago

Bristol, Thornbury

Amber means you can do it go go go

Red is stop you fool

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"mmmmmmm i blame women drivers.... "

yep! So did the bloke who was behind me reading the paper at the wheel of his van in a traffic queue...he only just stopped in time and shouted "what did you stop for?" at me I ddn't dignify his comment with a response.

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"mmmmmmm i blame women drivers....

yep! So did the bloke who was behind me reading the paper at the wheel of his van in a traffic queue...he only just stopped in time and shouted "what did you stop for?" at me I ddn't dignify his comment with a response."

so why did you stop ?....

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"mmmmmmm i blame women drivers....

yep! So did the bloke who was behind me reading the paper at the wheel of his van in a traffic queue...he only just stopped in time and shouted "what did you stop for?" at me I ddn't dignify his comment with a response.

so why did you stop ?.... "

to annoy the bloke behing clearly!

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"mmmmmmm i blame women drivers....

yep! So did the bloke who was behind me reading the paper at the wheel of his van in a traffic queue...he only just stopped in time and shouted "what did you stop for?" at me I ddn't dignify his comment with a response.

so why did you stop ?....

to annoy the bloke behing clearly! "

as long as it was your fault x...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"mmmmmmm i blame women drivers....

yep! So did the bloke who was behind me reading the paper at the wheel of his van in a traffic queue...he only just stopped in time and shouted "what did you stop for?" at me I ddn't dignify his comment with a response.

so why did you stop ?....

to annoy the bloke behing clearly!

as long as it was your fault x... "

Well he thought it was....what I thought of him isn't printable

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