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By *ickeyn minnie OP   Couple
over a year ago

stockport

We have all had them what's yours lol ...what's the most embarrassing moment you have ever had and why ? Xx shaz

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

throwing up all down myself....combination of too much cider, pork scratchings and over zealous deep throating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinking and eating too much and throwing up on a 2nd date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most recent that I can think of would be crashing a van into a wall. The van belonged to my boss who was watching oh and the van had 10 members of staff in the back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did a thread on most embarrassing meets

And it really was

Pub on a meet and all my work mates are there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

falling down the stairs countless of times throughout my life and having to explain to the doctor that I had fallen down a flight of stairs, for him to tell me I'd fractured my cheekbone

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over a year ago

Waiting in the theatre wings, ready to enter for a long love duet....Just as the orchestra started my cue music, I farted... And followed through...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waiting in the theatre wings, ready to enter for a long love duet....Just as the orchestra started my cue music, I farted... And followed through... "

Thread finished, you win WTF

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By *ickeyn minnie OP   Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Am going for the pork scratchings myself lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Am going for the pork scratchings myself lol

"

its alright though, i went ad howered while waited for me to return and we cracked on and got the job done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waiting in the theatre wings, ready to enter for a long love duet....Just as the orchestra started my cue music, I farted... And followed through... "

You sharted in public and told us all ?......I admire you're honesty well done you I'm not sure anyone is gonna top that. Lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am going for the pork scratchings myself lol

its alright though, i went ad howered while waited for me to return and we cracked on and got the job done "

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By *ickeyn minnie OP   Couple
over a year ago

stockport

I agree a public shitting of urself is hard to beat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waiting in the theatre wings, ready to enter for a long love duet....Just as the orchestra started my cue music, I farted... And followed through...

You sharted in public and told us all ?......I admire you're honesty well done you I'm not sure anyone is gonna top that. Lol xx "

Sharted lol

New one to me that

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"falling down the stairs countless of times throughout my life and having to explain to the doctor that I had fallen down a flight of stairs, for him to tell me I'd fractured my cheekbone "

Psssstt, wanna buy a bungalow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I agree a public shitting of urself is hard to beat "

I think he should explain himself

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

i remember when my son was a baby.we were waiting on a bus at a busy bus stop when he started crying..i thought I've got the touch to make him stop crying and everyone wil be impressed so i clipped him out the buggy and did my trick that always works which was throwing him up into the air and catching him....only thing was i forgot we were in a bus shelter with a roof so when i threw him up he battered off the roof and was half conscious ...but worse still his jacket was caught in a crack so i was ready to catch him but he was delayed by 15seconds until it gave way and fell into my arms........he did stop crying but i think that was due to shock because when his wee mind realised what had happened he got a bit hysterical and now he's all grown up i wonder if that hadn't happened he might be okay now. x x X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waiting in the theatre wings, ready to enter for a long love duet....Just as the orchestra started my cue music, I farted... And followed through...

You sharted in public and told us all ?......I admire you're honesty well done you I'm not sure anyone is gonna top that. Lol xx

Sharted lol

New one to me that "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ( trix ) am loving this thread, so so funny making me actually lol.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waiting in the theatre wings, ready to enter for a long love duet....Just as the orchestra started my cue music, I farted... And followed through...

You sharted in public and told us all ?......I admire you're honesty well done you I'm not sure anyone is gonna top that. Lol xx "

Best composer in the world...??? Pooccini...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waiting in the theatre wings, ready to enter for a long love duet....Just as the orchestra started my cue music, I farted... And followed through... "

I think you might have won lol

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Waiting in the theatre wings, ready to enter for a long love duet....Just as the orchestra started my cue music, I farted... And followed through... "

Yep you win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"falling down the stairs countless of times throughout my life and having to explain to the doctor that I had fallen down a flight of stairs, for him to tell me I'd fractured my cheekbone

Psssstt, wanna buy a bungalow "

Think I might have to lol

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Sleepwalking naked with an ironing board in a hotel , being locked out of my room and having to go to reception for a key

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

not me but, my brother was staying over at my bog bros and he got up in the middle of the night went for a wee and then got into bed with them,and tried to spoon my bros wife till she woke up giggling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst at Butlins, I had pulled and was going back to room to get lucky. I had lost my mates so hoped someone would be in the apartment to let us in.

As they weren't, I decided to go through the open window and the let her through the door. I went head first and the window shut on me whilst half in. Que lady staring at my asre and legs kicking away trying to geti in. By the time I got in and opened the door the moment had passed and she went home.

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By *ickeyn minnie OP   Couple
over a year ago

stockport

I was working at someone's house in summer , I turned up at 8am to find the family and grandparents eating breakfast on the patio . I was welcomed in and went upstairs to the bathroom to begin to tile it . After 10 min I needed the loo , ( no 2 ) I went and wiped then flushed ! I heard screams from below !!! ????? There was no soil stack fitted to the loo and my breakfast was now on there patio ! I prayed there and then to be swallowed by an earthquake. ! Instead I had to go downstairs apologise and pick my own turd up from there breakfast table !!!! The worst day of my life ever ! Not sure I'll beat it ever. !!!! X this just has to be the best lol

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