FabSwingers.com forum: Comedy Cum Challenge

By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

So, Letsbe and i were discussing sex noises last night as i was a bit concerned at some of the noises i make when i am in the moment and we thought it could be fun to set a comedy cum challenge!

what would be your comedy cum noise?

Whats the funniest actual cum noise you have heard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I cum I make the sound of the Dixie horn from the dukes of hazzard car......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a bit of a growler, pmsl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Yoda hum. A bear having a crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a bit of a growler, pmsl."

I like a growler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the urge to shout bingooooo

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. . .Aw mum ....Aw dad.....Aw mum ....Aw dad...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a noise - a phrase!

"Bang!!! And the dirt is gone!!"

*thanks to Jimmy Carr for that one!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i get oooo you bastard ... i thought i was quite nice lol

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

yes yes oh was that it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geronimo

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Is it considered bad form to shout Yabba Dabba Doo! and to break out into the theme tune to The Flintstones?

How about if you are giving someone a quiet BJ in a pub loo?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I was... in flagranti delecto with a lady of our acquaintance,and as she reached her climax,she farted lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrchingggggggg!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yodelling id imagine to be funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am awful sorry darling, I am about to arrive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was... in flagranti delecto with a lady of our acquaintance,and as she reached her climax,she farted lol!

Was it anal you were having?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I challenge evie n letsbe to try each suggested sound to see which had the funniest outcome..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bit quiet, but apparently my face is a picture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baaaaaaaaa!

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

used to be able to hear a neighbour through very thin walls.

when he orgasmed he used to shout at the top of his voice

YAAAAHOOOOOEEEEEEE

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"Baaaaaaaaa!"

pmsl

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

"Baaaaaaaaa!"

Joking aside...we was once in the dark room of our local club and as a lady had an orgasm she sounded like a goat!

We had to stop our fun and leave the room..we couldn't keep our faces straight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm being fucked hard. I swear. I called someone a cunt last week. When I come I get told I sound like a whimpering puppy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew a lady who always laughed when she came! Was a bit of a put off when you weren't expecting it

Oh and she laughed a lot !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a bit of a growler, pmsl.

I like a growler"

Me too!!! I used tp date a guy who worked out a lot and took supplements. ..not sure what? I have since wondered if he took steroids too...because his body was amazing...but when he would cum...he literally roared and the look on his eyes was pure undiluted testosterone! Just watching and hearing him almost made me cum too!!! It was sooo raw! !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I'm being fucked hard. I swear. I called someone a cunt last week. When I come I get told I sound like a whimpering puppy. "

I am told that the difference between me in public (very ladylike) and in bed when I cum...is like two different people as apparently I become a total slut...and apparently my language is raw and crude as hell! Personally I dont know what they mean!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I'm being fucked hard. I swear. I called someone a cunt last week. When I come I get told I sound like a whimpering puppy. "

I like puppies

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

When i cum the first thing i shout is swallow you lovely thing xx lol

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By *nebig1ivorMan
over a year ago

Reading

"Jurassic park" or "Back of the net".

Classic Partridge

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Keeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrchingggggggg!

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By *utty_JiggleCouple
over a year ago

Black Country

"A Yoda hum. A bear having a crap"

Hmm.. The right spot you are getting.. Stop, don't you.

Or.. The orgasm is strong in the one.

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