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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Please don't post unless you have some stupid shit to share.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It won't let me attach my photo of Piers Morgan though!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last stool had the IQ of an amoeba.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I am on a mission!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My room smells of ambi pur plug in

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

2+2= 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ambi pur plug in smells of room...

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

My last stool had the IQ of an amoeba."

Was the test printed on the loo roll?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my shit has an IQ

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"My ambi pur plug in smells of room..."

Stop taking the piss poo bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My foot is itchy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Facetiously..!!!

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By *ayandess1Couple
over a year ago

bridgwater

My phone screen is too bright. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ambi pur plug in smells of room...

Stop taking the piss poo bum "

But I like it.....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"My foot is itchy. "
My teeth are itchy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a degree in it

Her

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Facetiously..!!! "

You finally got the joke then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my shit has an IQ"

You been shitting out your IQ, that explains a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I laughed at someones chatup line and they have taken offence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My foot is itchy. My teeth are itchy."

My bum is itchy (joking!)

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

So she looked at her and said "I don't know about that but it sure keeps the flies of my melon"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Facetiously..!!!

You finally got the joke then?

"

Took me a while...

I'm slow, but I'm good...

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Will you all stop being itchy... It makes me scratchy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I laughed at someones chatup line and they have taken offence "

Do you come here often ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There should be a tighten up on this sort of thing.Far too much goin' on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been here for 2 days -why can't I get a meet?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Facetiously..!!!

You finally got the joke then?

Took me a while...

I'm slow, but I'm good... "

You were so earnest I didn't want to burst your bubble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never hold in a fart.

It travels up your spine,

Then into your brain.

Thats where shitty ideas come from.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"There should be a tighten up on this sort of thing.Far too much goin' on."

Lots of people are tools on here. One must be good for screwing.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Never hold in a fart.

It travels up your spine,

Then into your brain.

Thats where shitty ideas come from.

"

I thought that was the brain fart that Femme talks about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There should be a tighten up on this sort of thing.Far too much goin' on."

But what about the biscuits??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I laughed at someones chatup line and they have taken offence

Do you come here often ? "
how do you like your eggs

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Never hold in a fart.

It travels up your spine,

Then into your brain.

Thats where shitty ideas come from.

I thought that was the brain fart that Femme talks about.

"
It is, usually brought on by lack of Hob nobs....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never hold in a fart.

It travels up your spine,

Then into your brain.

Thats where shitty ideas come from.

I thought that was the brain fart that Femme talks about.

It is, usually brought on by lack of Hob nobs.... "

That pack's waiting if you do what you said you'd do for it.......

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester


"My room smells of ambi pur plug in "

That stuff smells vile. Upgrade to fabreeze.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Facetiously..!!!

You finally got the joke then?

Took me a while...

I'm slow, but I'm good...

You were so earnest I didn't want to burst your bubble.

"

I did own up, four posts later...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Never hold in a fart.

It travels up your spine,

Then into your brain.

Thats where shitty ideas come from.

I thought that was the brain fart that Femme talks about.

It is, usually brought on by lack of Hob nobs....

That pack's waiting if you do what you said you'd do for it......."
Right....now I need a cunning plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never hold in a fart.

It travels up your spine,

Then into your brain.

Thats where shitty ideas come from.

I thought that was the brain fart that Femme talks about.

It is, usually brought on by lack of Hob nobs....

That pack's waiting if you do what you said you'd do for it.......Right....now I need a cunning plan "

And a pineapple

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"2+2= 7 "

For very large values of 2.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep seeing the thread title popping candy and reading pooping candy

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I keep seeing the thread title popping candy and reading pooping candy"
Plop!

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"I keep seeing the thread title popping candy and reading pooping candy"

Now that would be some fizzy shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep seeing the thread title popping candy and reading pooping candyPlop! "

Hahahahaha! xx

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

My local council. They're stupid and shit.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Never hold in a fart.

It travels up your spine,

Then into your brain.

Thats where shitty ideas come from.

I thought that was the brain fart that Femme talks about.

It is, usually brought on by lack of Hob nobs....

That pack's waiting if you do what you said you'd do for it.......Right....now I need a cunning plan

And a pineapple "
I always have one handy, as well as plastic sheeting, goggles and Coco Pops.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I keep seeing the thread title popping candy and reading pooping candyPlop!

Hahahahaha! xx "
Actually that may hurt....

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

one of our dogs farts and is noisy..

the other one is silent in his flatulence..

they both stink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toni Duggan possibly ruins her chances of becoming England women's football captain, for 10 years, by attending a fancy dress party as Whoopi Goldberg.

An "England spokesperson" has confirmed they have "removed" the photos.

There's gotta be some stupid shit in there somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never hold in a fart.

It travels up your spine,

Then into your brain.

Thats where shitty ideas come from.

I thought that was the brain fart that Femme talks about.

It is, usually brought on by lack of Hob nobs....

That pack's waiting if you do what you said you'd do for it.......Right....now I need a cunning plan

And a pineapple I always have one handy, as well as plastic sheeting, goggles and Coco Pops. "

Plastic sheet and goggles I can understand, but coco pops???

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Facetiously..!!!

You finally got the joke then?

Took me a while...

I'm slow, but I'm good...

You were so earnest I didn't want to burst your bubble.

I did own up, four posts later... "

I like a four poster.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Never hold in a fart.

It travels up your spine,

Then into your brain.

Thats where shitty ideas come from.

I thought that was the brain fart that Femme talks about.

It is, usually brought on by lack of Hob nobs....

That pack's waiting if you do what you said you'd do for it.......Right....now I need a cunning plan

And a pineapple I always have one handy, as well as plastic sheeting, goggles and Coco Pops.

Plastic sheet and goggles I can understand, but coco pops??? "
Yes Coco Pops.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Toni Duggan possibly ruins her chances of becoming England women's football captain, for 10 years, by attending a fancy dress party as Whoopi Goldberg.

An "England spokesperson" has confirmed they have "removed" the photos.

There's gotta be some stupid shit in there somewhere."

Just like 10 Downing Street...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm airing my dirty laundry...

same boxers for 5 days solid..yup...solid at the front and back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I can't take a photo of my life as I am not Truman Burbank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cabbage is fluffy.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm airing my dirty laundry...

same boxers for 5 days solid..yup...solid at the front and back"

Won't they crack if you try and wear them again or does the airing involve hitting them with a hammer too?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Cabbage is fluffy. "

Are you sure you mean cabbage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mangina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brain hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My brain hurts"

who cares..its ur arse I like

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By *extoysareusCouple
over a year ago

kinky heaven

Am I the only one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the walrus.

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By *extoysareusCouple
over a year ago

kinky heaven

Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess

Boy you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cabbage is fluffy.

Are you sure you mean cabbage?"

I'm not a mean cabbage, I'm a nice cabbage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I slipped on a banana skin!

feels exactly like a condom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the eggman...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I am the eggman..."
Smelly.

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By *iss-PinkWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

I'm getting chilly now the heating's gone off

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I am the eggman..."

I thought you were batman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My foot is itchy. My teeth are itchy."

My nails are itchy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is licking an eggs shell like licking a chickens fanny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am the eggman...Smelly."

Only on a Wednesday.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"My foot is itchy. My teeth are itchy.

My nails are itchy "
My Cervix is itchy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she sells seashells on the seashore!!

Do you think she'll sell bj's to??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am the eggman...

I thought you were batman!"

Day off, the Batmobile's in for service..

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If she sells seashells on the seashore!!

Do you think she'll sell bj's to?? "

Not unless they ate called suckies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My foot is itchy. My teeth are itchy.

My nails are itchy My Cervix is itchy. "

My nose is itchy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fart rainbows that smell of unicorns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The British government....now that is a joke to end all jokes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The British government....now that is a joke to end all jokes lol"

Actually my life is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always post stupid shit ! What ever the subject !!! Now that's made me think of Sharon Osbourne sending someone a shit parcel in a Tiffany box hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahahahahhaa I've drawn boobies on ur pics with a permanent marker

now watching robocop...with tits

grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

smart phone my arse, its not even made me tea yet

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"hahahahahhaa I've drawn boobies on ur pics with a permanent marker

now watching robocop...with tits

grrrrr"

Paddy, you're a nutter but sometimes you really make me laugh.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Most of this thread is making me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hahahahahhaa I've drawn boobies on ur pics with a permanent marker

now watching robocop...with tits

grrrrr

Paddy, you're a nutter but sometimes you really make me laugh. "

woooohoooo....someones a wee bit moist!...hope its not wee!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"hahahahahhaa I've drawn boobies on ur pics with a permanent marker

now watching robocop...with tits

grrrrr

Paddy, you're a nutter but sometimes you really make me laugh.

woooohoooo....someones a wee bit moist!...hope its not wee! "

No, just the yeast infection.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My next Birthday is in 364 days

*courtesy of the useless information department*

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By *iss-PinkWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

My shoe size is 6 or 6.5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/03/14 01:11:07]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1. You're so lazy You didn't read all the You's.

2. You didn't notice I put a Yoo.

3. You are now looking to find out.

4. You are laughing because you realise there is no 'Yoo' and you've been tricked.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1. You're so lazy You didn't read all the You's.

2. You didn't notice I put a Yoo.

3. You are now looking to find out.

4. You are laughing because you realise there is no 'Yoo' and you've been tricked.

"

That's only seven facts, not two.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1. You're so lazy You didn't read all the You's.

2. You didn't notice I put a Yoo.

3. You are now looking to find out.

4. You are laughing because you realise there is no 'Yoo' and you've been tricked.

"

As a tenth fact you could put that someone will comment upon the use of apostrophes in your post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1. You're so lazy You didn't read all the You's.

2. You didn't notice I put a Yoo.

3. You are now looking to find out.

4. You are laughing because you realise there is no 'Yoo' and you've been tricked.

As a tenth fact you could put that someone will comment upon the use of apostrophes in your post."

Don't confuse me!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1. You're so lazy You didn't read all the You's.

2. You didn't notice I put a Yoo.

3. You are now looking to find out.

4. You are laughing because you realise there is no 'Yoo' and you've been tricked.

"

That's a lot of sheep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1. You're so lazy You didn't read all the You's.

2. You didn't notice I put a Yoo.

3. You are now looking to find out.

4. You are laughing because you realise there is no 'Yoo' and you've been tricked.

That's a lot of sheep."

Gotta love a sheep curry.

I'm hungry.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1. You're so lazy You didn't read all the You's.

2. You didn't notice I put a Yoo.

3. You are now looking to find out.

4. You are laughing because you realise there is no 'Yoo' and you've been tricked.

That's a lot of sheep.

Gotta love a sheep curry.

I'm hungry.

"

So am I. And mourning that cinnamon swirl I didn't have this morning.

Never mind that I know that after how ever many weeks without sugar, it would taste horrible.

My brain is stupid sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1. You're so lazy You didn't read all the You's.

2. You didn't notice I put a Yoo.

3. You are now looking to find out.

4. You are laughing because you realise there is no 'Yoo' and you've been tricked.

That's a lot of sheep.

Gotta love a sheep curry.

I'm hungry.

So am I. And mourning that cinnamon swirl I didn't have this morning.

Never mind that I know that after how ever many weeks without sugar, it would taste horrible.

My brain is stupid sometimes."

Ewwww cinnamon!

...did you ever do the cinnamon challenge?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

That's a lot of sheep."

superram likes ewes

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1. You're so lazy You didn't read all the You's.

2. You didn't notice I put a Yoo.

3. You are now looking to find out.

4. You are laughing because you realise there is no 'Yoo' and you've been tricked.

That's a lot of sheep.

Gotta love a sheep curry.

I'm hungry.

So am I. And mourning that cinnamon swirl I didn't have this morning.

Never mind that I know that after how ever many weeks without sugar, it would taste horrible.

My brain is stupid sometimes.

Ewwww cinnamon!

...did you ever do the cinnamon challenge?

"

Why would I do something that silly? I saw it on Mythbusters; that was enough.

Actually, scratch the silly comment. I just got moisturiser in one eye accidentally. That eye is now all blurry and won't clear.

Still, it's less likely to get wrinkles. Possibly.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

someone must be yawning because they've made me do the same.. . stop it x X X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1. You're so lazy You didn't read all the You's.

2. You didn't notice I put a Yoo.

3. You are now looking to find out.

4. You are laughing because you realise there is no 'Yoo' and you've been tricked.

That's a lot of sheep.

Gotta love a sheep curry.

I'm hungry.

So am I. And mourning that cinnamon swirl I didn't have this morning.

Never mind that I know that after how ever many weeks without sugar, it would taste horrible.

My brain is stupid sometimes.

Ewwww cinnamon!

...did you ever do the cinnamon challenge?

Why would I do something that silly? I saw it on Mythbusters; that was enough.

Actually, scratch the silly comment. I just got moisturiser in one eye accidentally. That eye is now all blurry and won't clear.

Still, it's less likely to get wrinkles. Possibly. "

I once came in my eye doing a cam show for someone..thought i lost my bloody eye. Never been in that much agony EVER!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my poo came out all runny

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"My room smells of ambi pur plug in

That stuff smells vile. Upgrade to fabreeze."

Yes dear...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My shoe size is 6 or 6.5"

Snap..

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

I just googled...midget porn/ mentos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

monkey tits - its my fave saying at the minute

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I just googled...midget porn/ mentos"

Why?

Do they make them drink cheap pop then force feed them mentos and film the blast off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grandkids have gone to School and I'm sat here still watching CBeebies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just googled...midget porn/ mentos

Why?

Do they make them drink cheap pop then force feed them mentos and film the blast off? "

you have just reminded me of the scene in Two and a half men when Jake and Eldridge film themselves doing the and mentos trick....and Alan gets it full in the face. Nearly pissed myself when I first saw it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might grow a willy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not going Bald its a solar panel for a sex machine

Robonob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My baldness was caused by too much velcro on the bedhead

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Might grow a willy.... "

I'll join you. I wonder which council department I have to see about planning permission?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you cellotape paper plates to the sides of your head, you will look like a cyberman. Paint them silver for added effect.

Drs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might grow a willy....

I'll join you. I wonder which council department I have to see about planning permission? "

If it's anything like your tits it's the MOD you need to be talking to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might grow a willy....

I'll join you. I wonder which council department I have to see about planning permission? "

Let's take a trip together to 10 downing st.

Packed with nobs, they can give us some "tips?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my poo came out all runny "

Ewwwwww you minger!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Did you know that the DNA information in a single sperm contains 37.5 MB worth of data?

Which means that an average ejaculation almost instantly transfers roughly 1,500 terabytes of data.

That means the data rate is 1000's of times faster than the fastest internet connection in the world.

I want spunk internet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might grow a willy....

I'll join you. I wonder which council department I have to see about planning permission?

If it's anything like your tits it's the MOD you need to be talking to "

Damn you beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might grow a willy....

I'll join you. I wonder which council department I have to see about planning permission?

If it's anything like your tits it's the MOD you need to be talking to

Damn you beat me to it "

Yep. WMD

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By *arlock69Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

Wibble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know that the DNA information in a single sperm contains 37.5 MB worth of data?

Which means that an average ejaculation almost instantly transfers roughly 1,500 terabytes of data.

That means the data rate is 1000's of times faster than the fastest internet connection in the world.

I want spunk internet. "

Pmsl

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Might grow a willy....

I'll join you. I wonder which council department I have to see about planning permission?

If it's anything like your tits it's the MOD you need to be talking to

Damn you beat me to it

Yep. WMD "

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm having my cock modified with a non stick coating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did wooly mammoths keep walking into tar pits and peat bogs.

No wonder they're extinct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jonathan king has always struck me as a sensitive guy that talks a lot of sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just googled...midget porn/ mentos

Why?

Do they make them drink cheap pop then force feed them mentos and film the blast off?

you have just reminded me of the scene in Two and a half men when James and Eldridge film themselves doing the and mentos trick....and Alan gets it full in the face. Nearly pissed myself when I first saw it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/03/14 10:19:36]

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I'm having my cock modified with a non stick coating. "

Slick 50??

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'm being taken for a fool and I am actually considering playing along for my own ends......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/03/14 11:14:47]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stupid shit :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I know you get 100s of messages but ...........

Ps : Cant send face pics because of my Job !

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By *uywithaSmileMan
over a year ago

Rossendale

Stupid shit. Ah, that would be referring to the dumb bastich night driver that rammed my 15 foot 3 tall truck under a 13 foot 6 bridge then

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I'm having my cock modified with a non stick coating.

Slick 50??"

I was thinking something less stinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm having my cock modified with a non stick coating.

Slick 50??

I was thinking something less stinky "

Olive oil?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Did you know that the DNA information in a single sperm contains 37.5 MB worth of data?

Which means that an average ejaculation almost instantly transfers roughly 1,500 terabytes of data.

That means the data rate is 1000's of times faster than the fastest internet connection in the world.

I want spunk internet. "

sorry Funky no ones going to swallow that..

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Did you know that the DNA information in a single sperm contains 37.5 MB worth of data?

Which means that an average ejaculation almost instantly transfers roughly 1,500 terabytes of data.

That means the data rate is 1000's of times faster than the fastest internet connection in the world.

I want spunk internet.

sorry Funky no ones going to swallow that.."

Muha

Imagine the mess all over your screen as well!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Did you know that the DNA information in a single sperm contains 37.5 MB worth of data?

Which means that an average ejaculation almost instantly transfers roughly 1,500 terabytes of data.

That means the data rate is 1000's of times faster than the fastest internet connection in the world.

I want spunk internet.

sorry Funky no ones going to swallow that..

Muha

Imagine the mess all over your screen as well!"

perish the thought..

sure that that never happens..

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Did you know that the DNA information in a single sperm contains 37.5 MB worth of data?

Which means that an average ejaculation almost instantly transfers roughly 1,500 terabytes of data.

That means the data rate is 1000's of times faster than the fastest internet connection in the world.

I want spunk internet.

sorry Funky no ones going to swallow that..

Muha

Imagine the mess all over your screen as well!"

Will it transfer all of the knowledge that the spunk carrier has? I'll go bareback with some really clever people for that but only after they have had a spunk wash.

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

I think I'm going senial I hoovered the lawn this morning

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I think I'm going senial I hoovered the lawn this morning "

That's ok. Senile is when you decide to shampoo the lawn.

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

Don't give me ideas

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Did you know that the DNA information in a single sperm contains 37.5 MB worth of data?

Which means that an average ejaculation almost instantly transfers roughly 1,500 terabytes of data.

That means the data rate is 1000's of times faster than the fastest internet connection in the world.

I want spunk internet.

sorry Funky no ones going to swallow that..

Muha

Imagine the mess all over your screen as well!

Will it transfer all of the knowledge that the spunk carrier has? I'll go bareback with some really clever people for that but only after they have had a spunk wash.

"

*Googles spunk cleansing*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i fell on my ass last night and i wasnt d*unk

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By *1ckeyMan
over a year ago

Camberley


"My foot is itchy. My teeth are itchy.

My bum is itchy (joking!)"

Mine is scratchy!

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By *1ckeyMan
over a year ago

Camberley


"Did you know that the DNA information in a single sperm contains 37.5 MB worth of data?

Which means that an average ejaculation almost instantly transfers roughly 1,500 terabytes of data.

That means the data rate is 1000's of times faster than the fastest internet connection in the world.

I want spunk internet. "

USB stick just got a new definition in my filthy mind

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

My house cat has fleas. Bloody nightmare trying to give her flea tablets

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Did you know that the DNA information in a single sperm contains 37.5 MB worth of data?

Which means that an average ejaculation almost instantly transfers roughly 1,500 terabytes of data.

That means the data rate is 1000's of times faster than the fastest internet connection in the world.

I want spunk internet. "

You already have it. The length of your cable may be a limitation though as you'll need to get the other node very close and in a data receiving state.

It's dodgy technology though. Some of the viruses are serious.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Did you know that the DNA information in a single sperm contains 37.5 MB worth of data?

Which means that an average ejaculation almost instantly transfers roughly 1,500 terabytes of data.

That means the data rate is 1000's of times faster than the fastest internet connection in the world.

I want spunk internet.

You already have it. The length of your cable may be a limitation though as you'll need to get the other node very close and in a data receiving state.

It's dodgy technology though. Some of the viruses are serious."

*faps*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BANANA.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thread title reminds of When i watched rude tube last nite,some lads put a firework in their toilet and U can imagine the rest

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The thread title reminds of When i watched rude tube last nite,some lads put a firework in their toilet and U can imagine the rest "

Was there stupid shit everywhere?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The thread title reminds of When i watched rude tube last nite,some lads put a firework in their toilet and U can imagine the rest

Was there stupid shit everywhere?

"

Yep lol they blew the toilet up,it was everywhere yuck,i wouldnt advise unblocking your toilet that way

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

We need one of these threads made every morning and more people encouraged to use it.

Well done OP, I owe you a pint of your choice.

No spirits allowed

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Did you know that the DNA information in a single sperm contains 37.5 MB worth of data?

Which means that an average ejaculation almost instantly transfers roughly 1,500 terabytes of data.

That means the data rate is 1000's of times faster than the fastest internet connection in the world.

I want spunk internet.

You already have it. The length of your cable may be a limitation though as you'll need to get the other node very close and in a data receiving state.

It's dodgy technology though. Some of the viruses are serious.

*faps*"

Making full use of your handwidth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in full control of only some of my faculties, the rest have run away!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I had a chalk & cheese sarnie for ma snap at work today. It was horrible.

I wouldn't mind, but I made it maself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

apart from my posts, nobody has said anything relatively funny nor interesting

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield


"I just googled...midget porn/ mentos

Why?

Do they make them drink cheap pop then force feed them mentos and film the blast off? "

Actually they fed them into the midgets bum...and poured fizzy drink down her with a funnel.......wasn't particularly looking for midgets/ mentos....two separate conversations ended up amalgamated...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought Jimmy Savile was Cool

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

too many broths spoil the cook

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Only a fool would bother to read this post

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By *errynjuneCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

There is not a "click" on the forums.

In speach marcs cos yroni sumtymes lost in tanslashun

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"There is not a "click" on the forums.

In speach marcs cos yroni sumtymes lost in tanslashun "

I click to get on the forums. I suppose some people just swipe now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is licking an eggs shell like licking a chickens fanny? "

Your mission should you choose to accept it is...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I control my mind or does my mind control me .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was absolutely appalling in the pub quiz tonight,too busy messing around laughing and chatting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we can get past, we can get presents but why can't we get future?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"we can get past, we can get presents but why can't we get future?"

You can, but need to be doing 88MPH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we can get past, we can get presents but why can't we get future?

You can, but need to be doing 88MPH "

But we can only take you to 26/10/2015. Which isn't that far away. God I'm getting old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small children can choke on boiled sweets, other good objects to try are marbles and gobstoppers.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Stupidest offer ever. I must a send sensible, serious messages to men.

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