The 2014 Fablympiks are about to open in Sucky, Albion. Keeping in traditions of fairness (the numbers of single men restricted, admission price elevated), honesty (fab age, not your real age) and integrity (naming and shaming only in private messages), sponsors for this event are invited to apply. In addition to purveying over-priced crap and tatt, to attendees who will be forced to consume it, as well as promotion of your brand to a worldwide audience of 50 to 60 billion swingers, their families and gimps held in captive confinement, you will gain the glory of unlimited shags, bribes and favours through and beyond the games event.
Apply now to become a sponsor, giving your evidence to all, for ridicule, shame and eventual selection. Applications for events will be held in coming days, which will be created to potentially torment as well as please you.
The games will take the form of dares and challenges, until closing at the end of March 2014. Ideas for these can be posted now, and can be targeted at official named competitors or up for grabs to whoever the sponsors decide to nominate.
Remember, with honour also comes responsibilities. Lack of integrity or moral backbone, are all upstanding virtues adhered to by all, for a fairer fab world for you, even if it's not for everyone else.
Challenges and events, as well as get out of event applications for sponsors can be posted now. What makes you special and holding of our prized values? |
