FabSwingers.com forum: He's in for a shock 1

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mrnotts that is.

I have done something drastic to my appearance - hope he likes it

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Mrnotts that is.

I have done something drastic to my appearance - hope he likes it

You've had a cock extension?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mrnotts that is.

I have done something drastic to my appearance - hope he likes it

You've had a cock extension?

Get back to your washing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grown a beard?

Had a facial tattoo?

Surgically implanted horns?

Come on - spill !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely if he has any sense he'll like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you wearing his ex girlfriends face as a skin trophy?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Are you wearing his ex girlfriends face as a skin trophy?"

I worry about you sometimes...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Grown a beard?

Had a facial tattoo?

Surgically implanted horns?

Come on - spill !!!

I worry about you too.

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By *icple123Couple
over a year ago

st albans

"Are you wearing his ex girlfriends face as a skin trophy?"

That would definitely work for shock factor!!

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

Paid the hairdresser using his card???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you wearing his ex girlfriends face as a skin trophy?

I worry about you sometimes...

Would you expect anything different from me? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you wearing his ex girlfriends face as a skin trophy?

I worry about you sometimes...

I worry about him ALL the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you wearing his ex girlfriends face as a skin trophy?

I worry about you sometimes...

I worry about him ALL the time!"

I still want to build a pulse jet in my garage...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you wearing his ex girlfriends face as a skin trophy?

I worry about you sometimes...

I worry about him ALL the time!

I still want to build a pulse jet in my garage..."

You are NOT building a pulse jet in your garage - something bad will happen and I'll end up having to go to A&E with you. Not my idea of a fun weekend, dear!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Are you wearing his ex girlfriends face as a skin trophy?

I worry about you sometimes...

I worry about him ALL the time!

I still want to build a pulse jet in my garage..."

I know 4 guys who did that in Antarctica the year before last. They scavenged a lot of the parts from the old Halley base which was being decommissioned.

I have some video clips and some photos somewhere. The noise was phenomenal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you wearing his ex girlfriends face as a skin trophy?

I worry about you sometimes...

I worry about him ALL the time!

I still want to build a pulse jet in my garage..."

Build it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popeye and VV can you please not encourage him!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you wearing his ex girlfriends face as a skin trophy?

I worry about you sometimes...

I worry about him ALL the time!

I still want to build a pulse jet in my garage...

I know 4 guys who did that in Antarctica the year before last. They scavenged a lot of the parts from the old Halley base which was being decommissioned.

I have some video clips and some photos somewhere. The noise was phenomenal."

I have the schematics and instructions on how to make one, they're really easy. I'd like to do what Colin Furze did and fit one to a push bike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKHz7wOjb9w&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

stop hijacking the thread

I want to know what shes done

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

So do I.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do too but while we're waiting I thought it would be fun to talk about pulse jets....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

What is a pulse thingy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a pulse thingy? "

It's a jet engine. Essentially just a bent tube of metal, no moving parts. Have a look at the link I posted above...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"What is a pulse thingy?

It's a jet engine. Essentially just a bent tube of metal, no moving parts. Have a look at the link I posted above...

Ermmmm ok....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My answers going to be boring now

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"What is a pulse thingy?

It's a jet engine. Essentially just a bent tube of metal, no moving parts. Have a look at the link I posted above...

There is something about them in a book I've got, Last Talons of the Eagle. Quite a good book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a pulse thingy?

It's a jet engine. Essentially just a bent tube of metal, no moving parts. Have a look at the link I posted above...

I looked at some plans a while back, I can't remember exactly what it suggested using but it was something like the insides of an old style cylinder vacuum cleaner for the outer casing with minimal modifications. It is going to annoy your neighbours though.

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By *istressZoeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

Have you pierced your nipples xxx mmmmmmm x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But it is a hair thingy. I've gone from life long brunette to blonde.

I'm off to see if blondes really do have more fun

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"My answers going to be boring now

Just tell us!!!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"But it is a hair thingy. I've gone from life long brunette to blonde.

I'm off to see if blondes really do have more fun

Oh have you!!!! Does it look nice???

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over a year ago

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

PIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pretty please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a pulse thingy?

It's a jet engine. Essentially just a bent tube of metal, no moving parts. Have a look at the link I posted above...

Nackers to the neighbours!!!! Just build it shout me if u want a hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But it is a hair thingy. I've gone from life long brunette to blonde.

I'm off to see if blondes really do have more fun

I'm sure it looks fantastic and MrNotts will love it, if not I can send you the plans for a pulse jet push bike...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i knew it had to be hair ... he ll love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you have as much fun when you had your grey spiky hair...???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you wearing his ex girlfriends face as a skin trophy?

I worry about you sometimes...

I worry about him ALL the time!

I still want to build a pulse jet in my garage..."

I have made 3 , i want to make one big enough to power a small car, I also like the idea of making a wood gas convertor to run a car from.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you wearing his ex girlfriends face as a skin trophy?

I worry about you sometimes...

I worry about him ALL the time!

I still want to build a pulse jet in my garage...

I have made 3 , i want to make one big enough to power a small car, I also like the idea of making a wood gas convertor to run a car from.

It would have to be HUGE to power a car. The one in the video I posted was pretty large and only pushed the bike to around 50mph.

I'd live to see you results though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you wearing his ex girlfriends face as a skin trophy?

I worry about you sometimes...

I worry about him ALL the time!

I still want to build a pulse jet in my garage..."

Dude, build it, I'll help, I love making things noisy grrrr!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and mrsnotts I'm sure he will love it and you will have more fun, if not shave it off and go around in just pants and a skimpy top. It works for miley cyrus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you wearing his ex girlfriends face as a skin trophy?

I worry about you sometimes...

I worry about him ALL the time!

I still want to build a pulse jet in my garage...

I have made 3 , i want to make one big enough to power a small car, I also like the idea of making a wood gas convertor to run a car from.

It would have to be HUGE to power a car. The one in the video I posted was pretty large and only pushed the bike to around 50mph.

I'd live to see you results though...

You could hear the engine running 100 miles away if i did , it would not have to be that big,

The engines from doodlebug were not that big , it was the diameter of the tubes and the restriction that produced the power

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

ooo hope you like it I did the same last year just about got used to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you wearing his ex girlfriends face as a skin trophy?

I worry about you sometimes...

I worry about him ALL the time!

I still want to build a pulse jet in my garage...

I have made 3 , i want to make one big enough to power a small car, I also like the idea of making a wood gas convertor to run a car from.

It would have to be HUGE to power a car. The one in the video I posted was pretty large and only pushed the bike to around 50mph.

I'd live to see you results though...

You could hear the engine running 100 miles away if i did , it would not have to be that big,

The engines from doodlebug were not that big , it was the diameter of the tubes and the restriction that produced the power"

Have you seen the pulsating steam engines you can make quite easily, they have made them large enough to power boats, again very loud when scaled up. You can make them out of cans on a small scale and power them by a candle. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pop_pop_boat

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"But it is a hair thingy. I've gone from life long brunette to blonde.

I'm off to see if blondes really do have more fun

I did the same thing,

long brunette to long blond I loved it

It was 1983 though,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you wearing his ex girlfriends face as a skin trophy?

I worry about you sometimes...

I worry about him ALL the time!

I still want to build a pulse jet in my garage...

I have made 3 , i want to make one big enough to power a small car, I also like the idea of making a wood gas convertor to run a car from.

It would have to be HUGE to power a car. The one in the video I posted was pretty large and only pushed the bike to around 50mph.

I'd live to see you results though...

You could hear the engine running 100 miles away if i did , it would not have to be that big,

The engines from doodlebug were not that big , it was the diameter of the tubes and the restriction that produced the power"

I thought there was only just enough power/thrust to maintain the speed gained from launching via the steam catapult.

Either way, I've decided I'm going to build a small proof of concept version first and then move on to a full scale in the summer.

After that I'm going to build a proper jet engine using an old turbocharger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So...??? Did he notice..???

(And did you match collar to cuffs..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He says it makes me look younger

I didn't realise he thought I was looking old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But will the cuffs match the collar.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"He says it makes me look younger

I didn't realise he thought I was looking old

Ahhhh classic!

The ability of the female of our species to turn a perfectly innocent compliment into a slur on their person

love it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He says it makes me look younger

I didn't realise he thought I was looking old

Ahhhh classic!

The ability of the female of our species to turn a perfectly innocent compliment into a slur on their person

love it!"

I knew some guy would pick up on my purposely planted comment

gotcha

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"He says it makes me look younger

I didn't realise he thought I was looking old

Ahhhh classic!

The ability of the female of our species to turn a perfectly innocent compliment into a slur on their person

love it!

I knew some guy would pick up on my purposely planted comment

gotcha "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you wearing his ex girlfriends face as a skin trophy?

I worry about you sometimes...

I worry about him ALL the time!

I still want to build a pulse jet in my garage..."

Well a 13 year old kid in Preston has just built a Fusion reactor....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So here I am ! Look at me

Yikes going to take a bit of getting used to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So here I am ! Look at me

Yikes going to take a bit of getting used to!"

Well done you, the first step is acknowledging that you're now blonde.

Very nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

totally off topic - but check out youtube for the jet turbine beer cooler some kiwi guy made

MAN TECHNOLOGY

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I don't have to pretend to be clever anymore?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I don't have to pretend to be clever anymore?

that's why I have blonde highlights lol ... and yours looks very nice

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