FabSwingers.com forum: National French status day!!

By *eard-lincoln OP Man
over a year ago

near lincoln

After yesterday's amazing French fails on the forums I have decided to nominate today as national French status day.

Everyone has to change their status to French and the the rest of us can use google translator to read them. The longer the update the better.

*google translator takes the piss and does not translate correctly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol google translate is cac. People try to be clever and send me Welsh messages and they don't make sense

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I was pissing by is about as good as I get at French and I've got my doubts about that one, too.

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

"I was pissing by is about as good as I get at French and I've got my doubts about that one, too.

Is that French porn ? ....

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By *eard-lincoln OP Man
over a year ago

near lincoln

"Lol google translate is cac. People try to be clever and send me Welsh messages and they don't make sense

Like this ddyledus gennych i mi peint

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By *eard-lincoln OP Man
over a year ago

near lincoln

"I was pissing by is about as good as I get at French and I've got my doubts about that one, too.

Your thinking allo allo French. Not sure that's recognised as a language these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol google translate is cac. People try to be clever and send me Welsh messages and they don't make sense

Like this ddyledus gennych i mi peint"

That is disgusting !!! get your own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol google translate is cac. People try to be clever and send me Welsh messages and they don't make sense

Like this ddyledus gennych i mi peint

That is disgusting !!! get your own

well I got the gist but I agree, get your own and a gwydred o gwin pinc i fi hefyd plis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done, feel free to peruse at your leisure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no not French

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By *eard-lincoln OP Man
over a year ago

near lincoln

"Lol google translate is cac. People try to be clever and send me Welsh messages and they don't make sense

Like this ddyledus gennych i mi peint

That is disgusting !!! get your own

well I got the gist but I agree, get your own and a gwydred o gwin pinc i fi hefyd plis

os i brynu gwin i ddisgwyl tylino ceiliog a rhai creision chi

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By *eard-lincoln OP Man
over a year ago

near lincoln

"Done, feel free to peruse at your leisure

Lol. Good effort , your bound to get some Extra message about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Done, feel free to peruse at your leisure

Lol. Good effort , your bound to get some Extra message about that "

yeah combined two unlikely to be usrfull phrases i was taught by a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol google translate is cac. People try to be clever and send me Welsh messages and they don't make sense

Like this ddyledus gennych i mi peint

That is disgusting !!! get your own

well I got the gist but I agree, get your own and a gwydred o gwin pinc i fi hefyd plis

os i brynu gwin i ddisgwyl tylino ceiliog a rhai creision chi

Hmm ok that's something about expecting a Cockrell and giving me some crisps

Je suis confus

See what I did there? I'm tri lingual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done me best with it although my french isn't great, so it maybe a load of cap and translate back to nothing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done

Drs x

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By *eard-lincoln OP Man
over a year ago

near lincoln

"Lol google translate is cac. People try to be clever and send me Welsh messages and they don't make sense

Like this ddyledus gennych i mi peint

That is disgusting !!! get your own

well I got the gist but I agree, get your own and a gwydred o gwin pinc i fi hefyd plis

os i brynu gwin i ddisgwyl tylino ceiliog a rhai creision chi

Hmm ok that's something about expecting a Cockrell and giving me some crisps

Je suis confus

See what I did there? I'm tri lingual

Hmm cockerel

#awkward. And very clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol google translate is cac. People try to be clever and send me Welsh messages and they don't make sense

Like this ddyledus gennych i mi peint

That is disgusting !!! get your own

well I got the gist but I agree, get your own and a gwydred o gwin pinc i fi hefyd plis

os i brynu gwin i ddisgwyl tylino ceiliog a rhai creision chi

Hmm ok that's something about expecting a Cockrell and giving me some crisps

Je suis confus

See what I did there? I'm tri lingual

Hmm cockerel

#awkward. And very clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

French is not my strong point x

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By *eard-lincoln OP Man
over a year ago

near lincoln

"I've done me best with it although my french isn't great, so it maybe a load of cap and translate back to nothing lol

Made me lol

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By *eard-lincoln OP Man
over a year ago

near lincoln

"Done

Drs x

Is that offer open to us all ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol google translate is cac. People try to be clever and send me Welsh messages and they don't make sense

Llddlny kllddnywwhdh hgxgjtdkyk jfydj gogogoch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol google translate is cac. People try to be clever and send me Welsh messages and they don't make sense

Llddlny kllddnywwhdh hgxgjtdkyk jfydj gogogoch

Ha ha ha the gogogoch is spot on

psstt there's no k, x or j in our alphabet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol google translate is cac. People try to be clever and send me Welsh messages and they don't make sense

Llddlny kllddnywwhdh hgxgjtdkyk jfydj gogogoch

Ha ha ha the gogogoch is spot on

psstt there's no k, x or j in our alphabet

I was trying to limit the number of vowels I was using!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol google translate is cac. People try to be clever and send me Welsh messages and they don't make sense

Llddlny kllddnywwhdh hgxgjtdkyk jfydj gogogoch

Ha ha ha the gogogoch is spot on

psstt there's no k, x or j in our alphabet

I was trying to limit the number of vowels I was using!

oh we like them over by 'ere! I get the mick taken out of me cause I pronounce my R's extRemely well too

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Ah merdre, I just put a good quote up, so not changing it yet, so there!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

oh la la....

does that extend to "act like a frenchie" day... cause I have been looking for an excuse to wear this necklace of onions for years????

what do you mean "stereotype"....

off to get me beret on!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh la la....

does that extend to "act like a frenchie" day... cause I have been looking for an excuse to wear these French Kinckers for years????

Sorry, couldn't resist Fabio

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Perhaps the watersports fans amongst us could change their status to oui oui.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"oh la la....

does that extend to "act like a frenchie" day... cause I have been looking for an excuse to wear these French Kinckers for years????

Sorry, couldn't resist Fabio

we will be having words... Zut alors!!!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

mai qui mai qui Rodders

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By *randmrsminxyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

j'ai travaillé pour une société française, ils détestent l'anglais et ils conduisent sur ??le côté mal foutu de la route

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Je ne can be bothered pas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't speak French.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I'm in...hope the humour translates

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Je serai à Paris le vendredi toute façon.

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By *eard-lincoln OP Man
over a year ago

near lincoln

"I'm in...hope the humour translates

. I watched the cut of a porn film director last night. At the end of the film, it actually fixed the washing machine ...

Lol is this what you meant ??

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I'm in...hope the humour translates

. I watched the cut of a porn film director last night. At the end of the film, it actually fixed the washing machine ...

Lol is this what you meant ?? "

It should actually read

I watched the Director's cut of a porno last night...at the end of the film, he actually fixed the washing machine...

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

shiton ma lapel jack ya cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh la la....

does that extend to "act like a frenchie" day... cause I have been looking for an excuse to wear these French Kinckers for years????

Sorry, couldn't resist Fabio

we will be having words... Zut alors!!!

we did, but they were nice words!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

l,homme qui aime le sex au lingue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pas de l'ya Rhône que nous...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Je suis un homme qui baise les femmes et les hommes. Le problème est que je ne suis pas mince et il semble qu'il est acceptable que les femmes soient de graisse sur ce site. J'aurai une branlette à la place.

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By *randmrsminxyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

I love google translator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love google translator "

Moi aussi.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

j'aime baises les jardins des femmes n'est pas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is crap, cant we have National French Maid Day instead???

Please???

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