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Thanks from a disturbed cheeky chops who has to dress up as a Viking...  | |||
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"Google the TV series 'Vikings' !! Generally - either lots of leather and fur - or fuck all! "Leather and fur sounds good....obi are you good at sewing??  | |||
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"Womens nordic dress wasnt that sexy babe. They just wore long robes with like rope tide round the middle but you could do something with it hope its a help lol " Lol it's a family do so I don't want to give them a shock with my tits hanging out | |||
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"The British Museum has a Viking exhibition on right now. You get to wear a lot of highly decorated jewelry. Have a look at the virtual tour. " Oh I might actually go and have a look.... | |||
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"pigtails and a pudding bowl on your head with two bananas as horns they had no taste in good clothes" They didn't have bananas either. | |||
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"thinks its custom in them there parts to attend a wedding with a freshly slaughtered goat.. unless the bride and groom are vegetarian then just take some tofu.." hahahaha!! | |||
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"thinks its custom in them there parts to attend a wedding with a freshly slaughtered goat.. unless the bride and groom are vegetarian then just take some tofu.." Knowing my cousin there will be homemade beer they love brewing....some smoke eels and more alcohol | |||
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"pigtails and a pudding bowl on your head with two bananas as horns they had no taste in good clothes They didn't have bananas either. " they make cheap horns tho | |||
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"Hi there You need to go to your local fancy dress shop they,ll put you right If the weddings abroad not sure about rules takeing costumes overseas can only ask. "I'm not planning on running round Denmark in a Viking costume sounding I'm going to rape your women and that other thing beginning with P...pillage or something... | |||
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"It depends if you want to look like an original style viking or a cartoon film version. Original, go for plaits with leather, a blue dyed long dress, gold bangles. Quite understated and natural. Sort of Celtic look. " Ohhh I like that..it sounds quite romantic... | |||
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"If your cousin is serious about Vikings do NOT, I repeat NOT turn up in a horned helmet. People who are into Viking history get very upset about those." Yeah I know....he is very much into Odin and Thor's hammer etc... | |||
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"thinks its custom in them there parts to attend a wedding with a freshly slaughtered goat.. unless the bride and groom are vegetarian then just take some tofu.. Knowing my cousin there will be homemade beer they love brewing....some smoke eels and more alcohol "once spent 18 hours on a DFDS ferry along with 200 other squaddies and the buffet or smorgasbord? was lots of fresh fish and sea food.. all good stuff but the eels did not look appealing.. Norses for courses i suppose.. | |||
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"Womens nordic dress wasnt that sexy babe. They just wore long robes with like rope tide round the middle but you could do something with it hope its a help lol Lol it's a family do so I don't want to give them a shock with my tits hanging out "I'll keep my commando idea to myself then | |||
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"Think Astrix!" isnt he French..? turning up with a beret, stripy tee shirt and a string of onions may cause an international incident.. | |||
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"thinks its custom in them there parts to attend a wedding with a freshly slaughtered goat.. " Think Jack's just tied one to his beard in femme's thread  | |||
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"It depends if you want to look like an original style viking or a cartoon film version. Original, go for plaits with leather, a blue dyed long dress, gold bangles. Quite understated and natural. Sort of Celtic look. Ohhh I like that..it sounds quite romantic... "No underwear....write him a card in Runes. | |||
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"thinks its custom in them there parts to attend a wedding with a freshly slaughtered goat.. unless the bride and groom are vegetarian then just take some tofu.. Knowing my cousin there will be homemade beer they love brewing....some smoke eels and more alcohol
once spent 18 hours on a DFDS ferry along with 200 other squaddies and the buffet or smorgasbord? was lots of fresh fish and sea food..
all good stuff but the eels did not look appealing..
Norses for courses i suppose.."It's not my idea of lovely grub either....worse thing is that the wedding is going to be in old style Danish....I better brush up in my Danish | |||
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"If your cousin is serious about Vikings do NOT, I repeat NOT turn up in a horned helmet. People who are into Viking history get very upset about those." why? | |||
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"thinks its custom in them there parts to attend a wedding with a freshly slaughtered goat.. unless the bride and groom are vegetarian then just take some tofu.. Knowing my cousin there will be homemade beer they love brewing....some smoke eels and more alcohol
once spent 18 hours on a DFDS ferry along with 200 other squaddies and the buffet or smorgasbord? was lots of fresh fish and sea food..
all good stuff but the eels did not look appealing..
Norses for courses i suppose..
It's not my idea of lovely grub either....worse thing is that the wedding is going to be in old style Danish....I better brush up in my Danish "On not in... | |||
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"If your cousin is serious about Vikings do NOT, I repeat NOT turn up in a horned helmet. People who are into Viking history get very upset about those. why?" Because they never wore horned helmets. | |||
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"thinks its custom in them there parts to attend a wedding with a freshly slaughtered goat.. unless the bride and groom are vegetarian then just take some tofu.. Knowing my cousin there will be homemade beer they love brewing....some smoke eels and more alcohol
once spent 18 hours on a DFDS ferry along with 200 other squaddies and the buffet or smorgasbord? was lots of fresh fish and sea food..
all good stuff but the eels did not look appealing..
Norses for courses i suppose..
It's not my idea of lovely grub either....worse thing is that the wedding is going to be in old style Danish....I better brush up in my Danish "after lots of alcohol everyone will sound like the chef on the muppets probably.. could be a good bit of prep.. | |||
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"thinks its custom in them there parts to attend a wedding with a freshly slaughtered goat.. Think Jack's just tied one to his beard in femme's thread "Femme is doing the wearing of the slaughtered farm yard animal avatar thread again..? bloody repetitive at times the forums.. | |||
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"Womens nordic dress wasnt that sexy babe. They just wore long robes with like rope tide round the middle but you could do something with it hope its a help lol Lol it's a family do so I don't want to give them a shock with my tits hanging out "Well I'm glad we're not related cos I like to see your tits out! x | |||
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"thinks its custom in them there parts to attend a wedding with a freshly slaughtered goat.. Think Jack's just tied one to his beard in femme's thread
Femme is doing the wearing of the slaughtered farm yard animal avatar thread again..?
bloody repetitive at times the forums..
"So 9th century sometimes. | |||
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"You bring a hammer, mead, and a flowing dress. Job done." but what do the ladies wear..? | |||
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"thinks its custom in them there parts to attend a wedding with a freshly slaughtered goat.. unless the bride and groom are vegetarian then just take some tofu.. Knowing my cousin there will be homemade beer they love brewing....some smoke eels and more alcohol
once spent 18 hours on a DFDS ferry along with 200 other squaddies and the buffet or smorgasbord? was lots of fresh fish and sea food..
all good stuff but the eels did not look appealing..
Norses for courses i suppose..
It's not my idea of lovely grub either....worse thing is that the wedding is going to be in old style Danish....I better brush up in my Danish
after lots of alcohol everyone will sound like the chef on the muppets probably..
could be a good bit of prep.."Swedish, Danish it's the all the same. | |||
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"Womens nordic dress wasnt that sexy babe. They just wore long robes with like rope tide round the middle but you could do something with it hope its a help lol Lol it's a family do so I don't want to give them a shock with my tits hanging out
Well I'm glad we're not related cos I like to see your tits out! x"There is always one that lowers the tone...  | |||
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"You bring a hammer, mead, and a flowing dress. Job done." Mead! Definitely mead! Love the stuff. I'm getting all nostalgic now as this post is reminding me of some of the handfastings I've been to. | |||
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"Was on the news programme, "Midlands today" about the vikings cheekychops, and it did say on there they never wore helmets with horns on, so don't know where that came from? Some exhibition on about vikings somewhere in the midlands was mentioned in the programme if you want to check it out? Failing that, you could just dress up as Loki (the baddie from Marvels Avengers assemble movie), and tell them all you have come to take over the world, lol. "The British Museum is touring the Vikings exhibition around the country. | |||
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"Was on the news programme, "Midlands today" about the vikings cheekychops, and it did say on there they never wore helmets with horns on, so don't know where that came from? Some exhibition on about vikings somewhere in the midlands was mentioned in the programme if you want to check it out? Failing that, you could just dress up as Loki (the baddie from Marvels Avengers assemble movie), and tell them all you have come to take over the world, lol. "Horned helmets were a 19th century romantic authors invention. Viking women wore a lot of jewellery - mostly brooches, armrings, bangles etc. | |||
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"Have a look at the Jorvik Museum website. They wore a lot of wool, so basically a wool tunic with an over garment. And a head scarf. Shame Invictus isn't on at the mo as he LARPed Vikings." Blimey, I didn't know anyone else did LARPs........Sealed knot anyone? Think Thor but with knockers. Shield Maidens went to war, so you can get away with it if anyone is prissy. If you can get a Raven, (or any plastic bird and paint it black) that fits in with the Odin theme, they are his bird, after all. Only problem with going down that route is that you can't have eyes.......... | |||
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"Have a look at the Jorvik Museum website. They wore a lot of wool, so basically a wool tunic with an over garment. And a head scarf. Shame Invictus isn't on at the mo as he LARPed Vikings. Blimey, I didn't know anyone else did LARPs........Sealed knot anyone? Think Thor but with knockers. Shield Maidens went to war, so you can get away with it if anyone is prissy. If you can get a Raven, (or any plastic bird and paint it black) that fits in with the Odin theme, they are his bird, after all. Only problem with going down that route is that you can't have eyes.........." Why can't I have eyes??? | |||
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"Was on the news programme, "Midlands today" about the vikings cheekychops, and it did say on there they never wore helmets with horns on, so don't know where that came from? Some exhibition on about vikings somewhere in the midlands was mentioned in the programme if you want to check it out? Failing that, you could just dress up as Loki (the baddie from Marvels Avengers assemble movie), and tell them all you have come to take over the world, lol.
Horned helmets were a 19th century romantic authors invention.
Viking women wore a lot of jewellery - mostly brooches, armrings, bangles etc."Yes, it did say on Midlands today about lots of jewellery, they were the bling kings and showed a viking skull with teeth filed and jewels embedded into teeth, so maybe a trip to the dentist cheekychops?
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"thinks its custom in them there parts to attend a wedding with a freshly slaughtered goat.. unless the bride and groom are vegetarian then just take some tofu.. Knowing my cousin there will be homemade beer they love brewing....some smoke eels and more alcohol
once spent 18 hours on a DFDS ferry along with 200 other squaddies and the buffet or smorgasbord? was lots of fresh fish and sea food..
all good stuff but the eels did not look appealing..
Norses for courses i suppose.."I would never eat fresh water eels again for me my stomach could not handle them (yes they were dead ) silver eels out of the sea I could eat. | |||
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"Have a look at the Jorvik Museum website. They wore a lot of wool, so basically a wool tunic with an over garment. And a head scarf. Shame Invictus isn't on at the mo as he LARPed Vikings. Blimey, I didn't know anyone else did LARPs........Sealed knot anyone? Think Thor but with knockers. Shield Maidens went to war, so you can get away with it if anyone is prissy. If you can get a Raven, (or any plastic bird and paint it black) that fits in with the Odin theme, they are his bird, after all. Only problem with going down that route is that you can't have eyes.......... Why can't I have eyes??? "You can have one eye. Odin had one eye put out to get the wisdom of the runes. | |||
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"Have a look at the Jorvik Museum website. They wore a lot of wool, so basically a wool tunic with an over garment. And a head scarf. Shame Invictus isn't on at the mo as he LARPed Vikings. Blimey, I didn't know anyone else did LARPs........Sealed knot anyone? Think Thor but with knockers. Shield Maidens went to war, so you can get away with it if anyone is prissy. If you can get a Raven, (or any plastic bird and paint it black) that fits in with the Odin theme, they are his bird, after all. Only problem with going down that route is that you can't have eyes.......... Why can't I have eyes???
You can have one eye. Odin had one eye put out to get the wisdom of the runes."I love my cousin...I'm just not sure I love him that much | |||
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"Google the TV series 'Vikings' !! Generally - either lots of leather and fur - or fuck all! "xena the warrior princess | |||
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"Was on the news programme, "Midlands today" about the vikings cheekychops, and it did say on there they never wore helmets with horns on, so don't know where that came from? Some exhibition on about vikings somewhere in the midlands was mentioned in the programme if you want to check it out? Failing that, you could just dress up as Loki (the baddie from Marvels Avengers assemble movie), and tell them all you have come to take over the world, lol.
Horned helmets were a 19th century romantic authors invention.
Viking women wore a lot of jewellery - mostly brooches, armrings, bangles etc.
Yes, it did say on Midlands today about lots of jewellery, they were the bling kings and showed a viking skull with teeth filed and jewels embedded into teeth, so maybe a trip to the dentist cheekychops?
"I can just imagine if that craze caught on at a private dentist today we are putting two emeralds in in your lower molars and two diamonds in the top molars that will be £4000 please and I thought £500 plus for a crown was expensive... | |||
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"Have a look at google. On the google homepage, click images and then type into the search bar - "Viking woman" That'll give you loads of ideas......" Is that all I have to do.... | |||
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"Have a look at google. On the google homepage, click images and then type into the search bar - "Viking woman" That'll give you loads of ideas...... Is that all I have to do.... "Well.... if you rrally wanna do more, you could try typing "sexy Viking woman" - that's one whole word extra effort.
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"Have a look at google. On the google homepage, click images and then type into the search bar - "Viking woman" That'll give you loads of ideas...... Is that all I have to do....
Well.... if you rrally wanna do more, you could try typing "sexy Viking woman" - that's one whole word extra effort.
"Gee, I don't think I can manage that....lol | |||
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"Have a look at google. On the google homepage, click images and then type into the search bar - "Viking woman" That'll give you loads of ideas...... Is that all I have to do....
Well.... if you rrally wanna do more, you could try typing "sexy Viking woman" - that's one whole word extra effort.
Gee, I don't think I can manage that....lol"Oh dear.... well, if you're struggling to type three words into google then I could always call round at your place, and put it in for you...... | |||
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"You bring a hammer, mead, and a flowing dress. Job done. Mead! Definitely mead! Love the stuff. I'm getting all nostalgic now as this post is reminding me of some of the handfastings I've been to." Always mead. Had some at a medieval restaurant in newquay. Mmmmm "You bring a hammer, mead, and a flowing dress. Job done. but what do the ladies wear..?" The flowing dress of course. | |||
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"All I can think of is a hat with horns on. Mmmmm - the style police may have you hun lol "According to BBC breakfast their helmets didnt have horns. Xx | |||
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"thinks its custom in them there parts to attend a wedding with a freshly slaughtered goat.. unless the bride and groom are vegetarian then just take some tofu.. Knowing my cousin there will be homemade beer they love brewing....some smoke eels and more alcohol "You've got to be careful with that Viking home-brew - it can give you the runes | |||
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