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"There should be a tighten up on this ?far too much going on " What do you mean? | |||
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"I tightend up my belt today and only had 6 pints  "Only 6 pints!!!! Fair play to you! | |||
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"Anyone want a brew as this could be a long oneStrong, splash of milk, no sugar please. "Im on it now, just waiting for the kettle to boil, fancy a bourbon? | |||
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"Anyone want a brew as this could be a long one" Could I have a coffee instead, please? Black, no sugar. Ta. | |||
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"Anyone want a brew as this could be a long one Could I have a coffee instead, please? Black, no sugar. Ta." Course ya can | |||
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"Anyone want a brew as this could be a long oneStrong, splash of milk, no sugar please.
Im on it now, just waiting for the kettle to boil, fancy a bourbon?Ooooh go on then.... "Well it's Tuesday so bollox to the expense | |||
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"Anyone want a brew as this could be a long oneStrong, splash of milk, no sugar please.
Im on it now, just waiting for the kettle to boil, fancy a bourbon?Ooooh go on then....
Well it's Tuesday so bollox to the expense "Glass of Jack? | |||
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"Anyone want a brew as this could be a long oneStrong, splash of milk, no sugar please.
Im on it now, just waiting for the kettle to boil, fancy a bourbon?Ooooh go on then....
Well it's Tuesday so bollox to the expense Glass of Jack?"Don't push it.... that's Wednesdays  | |||
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Well it's Tuesday so bollox to the expense Glass of Jack?
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"There should be a tighten up on this ?far too much going on " eh ?  | |||
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"Did anyone find out what needs tightening? I don't want anything vital dropping off for want of a screw. " Not a clue as I've been on refreshments | |||
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"Did anyone find out what needs tightening? I don't want anything vital dropping off for want of a screw. Not a clue as I've been on refreshments" Got any biscuits?? | |||
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"Did anyone find out what needs tightening? I don't want anything vital dropping off for want of a screw. Not a clue as I've been on refreshments Got any biscuits?? " The tight arse only has Bourbons. | |||
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"Did anyone find out what needs tightening? I don't want anything vital dropping off for want of a screw. Not a clue as I've been on refreshments Got any biscuits?? The tight arse only has Bourbons. "FFS I've got digestive (plain and chocolate) rich tea and some of them horrible ginger nut that are goin soggy as nobody likes them  | |||
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"Did anyone find out what needs tightening? I don't want anything vital dropping off for want of a screw. Not a clue as I've been on refreshments Got any biscuits?? The tight arse only has Bourbons. "They'll do in an emergency....  | |||
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"Anyone want a brew as this could be a long one" Yes please | |||
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"Did anyone find out what needs tightening? I don't want anything vital dropping off for want of a screw. Not a clue as I've been on refreshments Got any biscuits?? The tight arse only has Bourbons.
They'll do in an emergency...."Emergency Biscuits are always Hobnobs, cure all ills they do. | |||
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"Id like clarification of whats going on too much before I stop whatever it is "I'm reminded of Father Ted: Down with this sart a thing! Steady now! | |||
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"Anyone want a brew as this could be a long one Yes please "Don't moan about the biscuit selection like some have..... | |||
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"Id like clarification of whats going on too much before I stop whatever it is
I'm reminded of Father Ted:
Down with this sart a thing! Steady now!"Ahhhh go on..... | |||
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"Did anyone find out what needs tightening? I don't want anything vital dropping off for want of a screw. Not a clue as I've been on refreshments Got any biscuits?? The tight arse only has Bourbons.
They'll do in an emergency....Emergency Biscuits are always Hobnobs, cure all ills they do."Oh here we go... pull the old hobnob guilt trip on me as I ain't got any  | |||
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"Did anyone find out what needs tightening? I don't want anything vital dropping off for want of a screw. Not a clue as I've been on refreshments Got any biscuits?? The tight arse only has Bourbons.
They'll do in an emergency....Emergency Biscuits are always Hobnobs, cure all ills they do.
Oh here we go... pull the old hobnob guilt trip on me as I ain't got any "You only needed to ask, I always bring my own. | |||
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"Can I join in the tea party... ill bring shortbread but whos boiling the kettle "^^^^^^up there, still waiting.... | |||
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"Did anyone find out what needs tightening? I don't want anything vital dropping off for want of a screw. Not a clue as I've been on refreshments Got any biscuits?? The tight arse only has Bourbons.
They'll do in an emergency....Emergency Biscuits are always Hobnobs, cure all ills they do.
Oh here we go... pull the old hobnob guilt trip on me as I ain't got any You only needed to ask, I always bring my own. "Chocolate or plain?? | |||
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"Id like clarification of whats going on too much before I stop whatever it is
I'm reminded of Father Ted:
Down with this sart a thing! Steady now!Ahhhh go on....."Father | |||
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"Did anyone find out what needs tightening? I don't want anything vital dropping off for want of a screw. Not a clue as I've been on refreshments Got any biscuits?? The tight arse only has Bourbons.
They'll do in an emergency....Emergency Biscuits are always Hobnobs, cure all ills they do.
Oh here we go... pull the old hobnob guilt trip on me as I ain't got any You only needed to ask, I always bring my own.
Chocolate or plain??"CHOCOLATE..of course. | |||
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"Anyone want a brew as this could be a long oneStrong, splash of milk, no sugar please.
Im on it now, just waiting for the kettle to boil, fancy a bourbon?Ooooh go on then....
Well it's Tuesday so bollox to the expense Glass of Jack?
Don't push it.... that's Wednesdays Fucksake..... "its Wednesday now and there's always a glass going at mine no matter what day it is | |||
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"Anyone want a brew as this could be a long oneStrong, splash of milk, no sugar please.
Im on it now, just waiting for the kettle to boil, fancy a bourbon?Ooooh go on then....
Well it's Tuesday so bollox to the expense Glass of Jack?
Don't push it.... that's Wednesdays Fucksake..... its Wednesday now and there's always a glass going at mine no matter what day it is "Shit! Did I miss Tuesday? Bugger, bugger, bugger, how am I going to explain that? | |||
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"Did anyone find out what needs tightening? I don't want anything vital dropping off for want of a screw. Not a clue as I've been on refreshments Got any biscuits?? The tight arse only has Bourbons.
They'll do in an emergency....Emergency Biscuits are always Hobnobs, cure all ills they do.
Oh here we go... pull the old hobnob guilt trip on me as I ain't got any You only needed to ask, I always bring my own.
Chocolate or plain??CHOCOLATE..of course. "Oh get you with ya fancy chocolate hobnobs, that's it come in and steal the show as you know my biscuit selection can't match | |||
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"Anyone want a brew as this could be a long oneStrong, splash of milk, no sugar please.
Im on it now, just waiting for the kettle to boil, fancy a bourbon?Ooooh go on then....
Well it's Tuesday so bollox to the expense Glass of Jack?
Don't push it.... that's Wednesdays Fucksake..... its Wednesday now and there's always a glass going at mine no matter what day it is
Shit! Did I miss Tuesday? Bugger, bugger, bugger, how am I going to explain that?"I really hope not! I've got plans for Wednesday and I need Tuesday for some essential preparation work! | |||
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"Anyone want a brew as this could be a long oneStrong, splash of milk, no sugar please.
Im on it now, just waiting for the kettle to boil, fancy a bourbon?Ooooh go on then....
Well it's Tuesday so bollox to the expense Glass of Jack?
Don't push it.... that's Wednesdays Fucksake..... its Wednesday now and there's always a glass going at mine no matter what day it is
Shit! Did I miss Tuesday? Bugger, bugger, bugger, how am I going to explain that?
I really hope not! I've got plans for Wednesday and I need Tuesday for some essential preparation work!"I've got plans for Tuesday so I hope I haven't missed it!!! | |||
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"Did anyone find out what needs tightening? I don't want anything vital dropping off for want of a screw. Not a clue as I've been on refreshments Got any biscuits?? The tight arse only has Bourbons. "JD is a Bourbon  | |||
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"There should be a tighten up on this ?far too much going on " OK think I have a handle on this, we need to get tough on people falsely offering hospitality when they don't even have a packet of hobnobs. Plus those arriving and stealing the show with chocolate hobnobs is just too much | |||
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"There should be a tighten up on this ?far too much going on OK think I have a handle on this, we need to get tough on people falsely offering hospitality when they don't even have a packet of hobnobs. Plus those arriving and stealing the show with chocolate hobnobs is just too much "I think that just about sums it up, although there was some bourbons mentioned also before the hobnobs (chocolate or plain)! | |||
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"There should be a tighten up on this ?far too much going on OK think I have a handle on this, we need to get tough on people falsely offering hospitality when they don't even have a packet of hobnobs. Plus those arriving and stealing the show with chocolate hobnobs is just too much
I think that just about sums it up, although there was some bourbons mentioned also before the hobnobs (chocolate or plain)! "Oh I've got Bourbons.......2 packets | |||
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"There should be a tighten up on this ?far too much going on OK think I have a handle on this, we need to get tough on people falsely offering hospitality when they don't even have a packet of hobnobs. Plus those arriving and stealing the show with chocolate hobnobs is just too much
I think that just about sums it up, although there was some bourbons mentioned also before the hobnobs (chocolate or plain)!
Oh I've got Bourbons.......2 packets "Aahhh now we're getting somewhere! I prefer Bourbons anyway so it looks like you're in charge of refreshments after all. Now we've just got to work out what the original thread was about!!!  | |||
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"There should be a tighten up on this ?far too much going on " Hahahahahaha  hahahahaha. Give this dude a guest spot, he's funny. | |||
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"There should be a tighten up on this ?far too much going on OK think I have a handle on this, we need to get tough on people falsely offering hospitality when they don't even have a packet of hobnobs. Plus those arriving and stealing the show with chocolate hobnobs is just too much
I think that just about sums it up, although there was some bourbons mentioned also before the hobnobs (chocolate or plain)!
Oh I've got Bourbons.......2 packets
Aahhh now we're getting somewhere! I prefer Bourbons anyway so it looks like you're in charge of refreshments after all.
Now we've just got to work out what the original thread was about!!! "There was an original thread I missed that, I'll have to go to the top and start reading | |||
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"There should be a tighten up on this ?far too much going on OK think I have a handle on this, we need to get tough on people falsely offering hospitality when they don't even have a packet of hobnobs. Plus those arriving and stealing the show with chocolate hobnobs is just too much
I think that just about sums it up, although there was some bourbons mentioned also before the hobnobs (chocolate or plain)!
Oh I've got Bourbons.......2 packets
Aahhh now we're getting somewhere! I prefer Bourbons anyway so it looks like you're in charge of refreshments after all.
Now we've just got to work out what the original thread was about!!!
There was an original thread I missed that, I'll have to go to the top and start reading "Apparently so, I only read about it in the Sun so it might not be true..... | |||
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"Anyone want a brew as this could be a long oneStrong, splash of milk, no sugar please.
Im on it now, just waiting for the kettle to boil, fancy a bourbon?Ooooh go on then....
Well it's Tuesday so bollox to the expense Glass of Jack?
Don't push it.... that's Wednesdays Fucksake..... its Wednesday now and there's always a glass going at mine no matter what day it is
Shit! Did I miss Tuesday? Bugger, bugger, bugger, how am I going to explain that?"You could have told me quietly that I'd made a fool of myself AGAIN. Last time i show you my roses | |||
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"There should be a tighten up on this ?far too much going on " Too much veris going on? It's cos people are meeting for sex, mate! Don't know about tightening them up, sounds a bit bsdm to me....dunno though | |||
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"There should be a tighten up on this ?far too much going on OK think I have a handle on this, we need to get tough on people falsely offering hospitality when they don't even have a packet of hobnobs. Plus those arriving and stealing the show with chocolate hobnobs is just too much
I think that just about sums it up, although there was some bourbons mentioned also before the hobnobs (chocolate or plain)!
Oh I've got Bourbons.......2 packets
Aahhh now we're getting somewhere! I prefer Bourbons anyway so it looks like you're in charge of refreshments after all.
Now we've just got to work out what the original thread was about!!!
There was an original thread I missed that, I'll have to go to the top and start reading "Get back into the kitchen . You had me at gingernuts, but soggy? | |||
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"There should be a tighten up on this ?far too much going on Too much veris going on? It's cos people are meeting for sex, mate! Don't know about tightening them up, sounds a bit bsdm to me....dunno though "People meet for sex?..thats disgusting that is.
They should be named n shamed i reckon | |||
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"There should be a tighten up on this ?far too much going on Too much veris going on? It's cos people are meeting for sex, mate! Don't know about tightening them up, sounds a bit bsdm to me....dunno though
People meet for sex?..thats disgusting that is.
They should be named n shamed i reckon "I wish they were, then I could meet them ....oh, wait.... | |||
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"I take it we are still none the wiser....lol " More confused if anything. | |||
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"Did anyone find out what needs tightening? I don't want anything vital dropping off for want of a screw. " I see what u did there.... Screw.... Swinging site....nice | |||
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"Speaking of Biscuits if there are four fingers in a KitKat what do they do with all the thumbs "I like giving a lady a kitkat | |||
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"I love a nice ginger nut
Just the one?"You can't just have one | |||
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"The OP starts a thread, does not explain clearly what it is about and then never visits the thread again!
"To be fair to him after the great biscuit scandal unravelled I'm sure he realised there's bigger problems in life than his | |||
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"I love a nice ginger nut
Just the one?
You can't just have one "A lot of people have two. | |||
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"I love a nice ginger nut "So do I. Ginger nuts were slated earlier on, but they are great dunked in tea. | |||
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"It's basically women getting a veri 5-10 mins after joining ,I understand that people leave and rejoin but still " We left a couple of years ago and returned soon after. First thing we did was contact people we'd met previously and asked them to verify us from meets we'd had. What's wrong with that? | |||
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"It's basically women getting a veri 5-10 mins after joining ,I understand that people leave and rejoin but still " Men do the same as well | |||
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"There should be a tighten up on this ?far too much going on " Says the guy with none | |||
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"It's basically women getting a veri 5-10 mins after joining ,I understand that people leave and rejoin but still Men do the same as well " | |||
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"I love a nice ginger nut
Just the one?
You can't just have one "OO YEAH plate of gingers to dunk in the coffee | |||
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"It's basically women getting a veri 5-10 mins after joining ,I understand that people leave and rejoin but still " Jealous much | |||
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"It's basically women getting a veri 5-10 mins after joining ,I understand that people leave and rejoin but still " That is the facts of fab, Woman joins puts "will complete later" on her profile uploads no pics, and wakes up next morning to 27¼ messages from guys declaring she is the best thing since sex was invented, and when can they meet her. Man joins, spends a month perfecting his lengthy witty profile, uploads 150 pics of his cock some even with the loo seat down and the only message he gets is a forum ban notification.
But some do learn eventually, and find out how to get on in the site and world of Fab then it's party all the way. | |||
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"It's basically women getting a veri 5-10 mins after joining ,I understand that people leave and rejoin but still " I think you mean the men that create fake female profiles and verify themselves. Annoying but easy to avoid. Trust your instinct. If they seem too good to be true they probably are.... | |||
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"It's basically women getting a veri 5-10 mins after joining ,I understand that people leave and rejoin but still I think you mean the men that create fake female profiles and verify themselves. Annoying but easy to avoid. Trust your instinct. If they seem too good to be true they probably are...." Spot on. A lot of fakes are easy to spot, also real profiles with the odd fake pic aren't that much of a problem once you've been here a while.  | |||
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" Back to tea and dunking biscuits "I'm on a diet, today I have eaten more fruit than the whole of last year.... 2 pears | |||
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"I did have some bit they left " You keep your green tick if they leave  | |||
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"I did have some bit they left " Not on this profile you didn't if someone leaves you lose the text of the verification but keep the tick. | |||
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"It's basically women getting a veri 5-10 mins after joining ,I understand that people leave and rejoin but still Men do the same as well "Just to balance it out so do couples
Infact we got verified within a couple of hours of joining Fab by people we know and have met for years through another site.
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"I did have some bit they left " Someone's telling porkies | |||
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"It's basically women getting a veri 5-10 mins after joining ,I understand that people leave and rejoin but still " But still what? I left and rejoined and had a friend verify me. I don't see the problem with that. Proves I'm not a fake by someone who's met me before. | |||
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"Right! Never mind all this verification nonsense, I've had enough with the biscuit talk. I'm stuck at work now for the next 7 hours with no biscuits, so unless someone's prepared to bring me some I want an end to it!! PS. If you do bring me some I'll give you a verification for the meet..... "Hmmmmmmmm Telford....... just popping it in the shatnav to see how long it's going to take | |||
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"107 miles and 1hr 52mins..... it won't be I what brings you a biscuit "Thanks for lookin though.... | |||
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"Soon be time I put the kettle on and got the biscuits out again, as a treat and not to be put to shame by femefatale, I took the liberty of stopping at the Co op and getting not only chocolate hobnobs but wait for it...... caramel chocolate hobnobs so step right up folks as tonight I is the king of hobnobs ville "I don't like Caramel Hob nobs...you had to guild the lilly didn't ya. | |||
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"Save me scrolling through did we find out what the op was about or have we just been discussing biscuits... Ps tea and choccy hobnob for me please x" Fake veri's and women who join and get them instantly. Nothing new. Choccy hobnob for me too please! | |||
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"I love a nice ginger nut
Just the one?
You can't just have one "Chris Evans and Sarah Ferguson? | |||
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"I did have some bit they left " Even if the person that left the veri leaves the site, the green tick stays on your profile....... | |||
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"Ive tightened my nuts up pulled up a chair had a brew and dunked hob nobs......as this post randomly diverts on its own tangent i chuckle as i remember peter kays ramblings on one dips and hob nobs being the marines of biscuits...DUNK ME again DUNK ME!!" | |||
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"This site is not very good." Not good at being a site? It is but a tool. How we use the tool is down to our own skills. | |||
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"This site is not very good. Why?" As those pesky gays and bis pursue you and you catch the gay | |||
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"Anyone want a brew as this could be a long oneStrong, splash of milk, no sugar please.
Im on it now, just waiting for the kettle to boil, fancy a bourbon?Ooooh go on then....
Well it's Tuesday so bollox to the expense Glass of Jack?
Don't push it.... that's Wednesdays Fucksake..... "can i join the tea party please? | |||
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"Anyone want a brew as this could be a long oneStrong, splash of milk, no sugar please.
Im on it now, just waiting for the kettle to boil, fancy a bourbon?Ooooh go on then....
Well it's Tuesday so bollox to the expense Glass of Jack?
Don't push it.... that's Wednesdays Fucksake..... can i join the tea party please? "What biscuits do you have? | |||
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"This site is not very good." Really? Whys that? | |||
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"This site is not very good." I beg to differ, the site is great... Unfortunately a lot if women read the profile before the message and if it's negative then won't reply. | |||
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"This site is not very good." Is someone forcing you stay? The site is only as good as the people who use it. Give out negative vibes and it wont get you anywhere. A ranty dismissive profile will do the same! | |||
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"This site is not very good. Not good at being a site? It is but a tool. How we use the tool is down to our own skills. " Quite right. No actually, it's absolutely right. | |||
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"This site is not very good." One can only surmise that one isn't getting ones hole ..... Or , no doubt the site would be fab .....
This thread is pottier than Potty the pot fetishists day oot at the pottery .... | |||
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"This site is not very good." I agree. It's great!
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"This site is not very good. Why? As those pesky gays and bis pursue you and you catch the gay "WTF Are you going on about??? This is just some of the garbage i am going on about and as for tools one of you said WHAT is that got to do with idiots ignoring you. | |||
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"This site is not very good. Why? As those pesky gays and bis pursue you and you catch the gay
WTF Are you going on about??? This is just some of the garbage i am going on about and as for tools one of you said WHAT is that got to do with idiots ignoring you."Hmm I'm sure calling folk idiots will have the women begging for meets now | |||
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"This site is not very good. Why? As those pesky gays and bis pursue you and you catch the gay
WTF Are you going on about??? This is just some of the garbage i am going on about and as for tools one of you said WHAT is that got to do with idiots ignoring you."My comment earlier about giving out the wrong vibes still stands! Calling people idiots wont get you far either.....oh apart from onto a few blocked lists | |||
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"This site is not very good. I agree. It's great!
*was tempted to do a Tony the Tiger impression but resisted. "Yea yea, we know better!!! | |||
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"I did have some bit they left " They would still be listed on your summary if so, you can display that at least. | |||
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"This site is not very good." The site works fine, you just have to use it right. | |||
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"This site is not very good. Why? As those pesky gays and bis pursue you and you catch the gay
WTF Are you going on about??? This is just some of the garbage i am going on about and as for tools one of you said WHAT is that got to do with idiots ignoring you."Hmmm... the post said "this site is not good". The clarification appears to be "people ignore my messages". I'm lost as to how that is any fault of the site. I've got wrapping paper with doughnuts on it and now I fancy doughnuts. Anyone with spare doughnuts or is it just biscuits on offer? | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/03/14 14:13:55]" I saw it! If I had an iced doughnut up me I might be the most popular meet ever. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/03/14 14:13:55] I saw it! If I had an iced doughnut up me I might be the most popular meet ever. " Hahahahaha!! I changed my mind....I'm back to four fingered kitkats!! | |||
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"This site is not very good. Why? As those pesky gays and bis pursue you and you catch the gay
WTF Are you going on about??? This is just some of the garbage i am going on about and as for tools one of you said WHAT is that got to do with idiots ignoring you."It is relevant. Your profile perhaps gives an insight into why you don't get messages and the site is therefore crap. Your anger and aggression come across in your profile and your posts. Chill and people may like you better. | |||
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"Anyone want a brew as this could be a long oneStrong, splash of milk, no sugar please.
Im on it now, just waiting for the kettle to boil, fancy a bourbon?Ooooh go on then....
Well it's Tuesday so bollox to the expense Glass of Jack?
Don't push it.... that's Wednesdays Fucksake..... can i join the tea party please? What biscuits do you have? "how about i bake us all a lemon cake...bit of variety does us all good | |||
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"Anyone want a brew as this could be a long oneStrong, splash of milk, no sugar please.
Im on it now, just waiting for the kettle to boil, fancy a bourbon?Ooooh go on then....
Well it's Tuesday so bollox to the expense Glass of Jack?
Don't push it.... that's Wednesdays Fucksake..... can i join the tea party please? What biscuits do you have? how about i bake us all a lemon cake...bit of variety does us all good"I've said it before and I'll say it again "You had me at cake..." | |||
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"This site is not very good. Why? As those pesky gays and bis pursue you and you catch the gay
WTF Are you going on about??? This is just some of the garbage i am going on about and as for tools one of you said WHAT is that got to do with idiots ignoring you.
It is relevant. Your profile perhaps gives an insight into why you don't get messages and the site is therefore crap. Your anger and aggression come across in your profile and your posts. Chill and people may like you better. "The profile has nothing to do with it. If i was in public and i was not wearing a profile board around my neck would you not talk to me and try and get to know me. The point is stop being so fecking lazy and get back to asking people what they are like. All you are doing is quick peek at a profile then read msg and delete without sayin something back is that fair ???????? | |||
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"your frightening me" I'll protect you, just come into my cellar..... | |||
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"your frightening me I'll protect you, just come into my cellar..... "oo er think I might pass | |||
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"Life isn't fair, mate. It's like those boxes of biscuits in which you think there will be lots, but when you get inside, it's only the dry ones left that no one likes. Cos someones nipped in before you and taken the juicy, soft chocolatey ones. " That's deep for a Wednesday night, Steve...feeling a bit angsty and profound eh? Must be time for your wank...oops, meant shower | |||
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"This site is not very good." Its as good or as bad as all swinging sites,at least its free!The paid for ones aren't any different/better | |||
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"your frightening me I'll protect you, just come into my cellar..... oo er think I might pass "Damn, never works!!! | |||
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"This site is not very good. Not good at being a site? It is but a tool. How we use the tool is down to our own skills. " A poor workman blames his tools. Did we find what needed tightening? I have a large stilson wrench if that's any help. Can somebody put the kettle on again, I never got any hobnobs and as it's now Wednesday can I have a large JD please? | |||
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"Life isn't fair, mate. It's like those boxes of biscuits in which you think there will be lots, but when you get inside, it's only the dry ones left that no one likes. Cos someones nipped in before you and taken the juicy, soft chocolatey ones. That's deep for a Wednesday night, Steve...feeling a bit angsty and profound eh? Must be time for your wank...oops, meant shower "A two fingered salute to you followed by a four fingered kitkat | |||
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"This site is not very good." I disagree. If you are being ignored by idiots, be grateful. The site is what you make it. | |||
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"Who'd of thought that this thread would get this many replies." Its a quiet news day... | |||
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"This site is not very good. Not good at being a site? It is but a tool. How we use the tool is down to our own skills. A poor workman blames his tools. Did we find what needed tightening? I have a large stilson wrench if that's any help. Can somebody put the kettle on again, I never got any hobnobs and as it's now Wednesday can I have a large JD please?" I'll bring my hammer, a claw one as I've been told on numerous occasions...!! I'm on the wine so need a salty snack | |||
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"This site is not very good. Not good at being a site? It is but a tool. How we use the tool is down to our own skills. A poor workman blames his tools. Did we find what needed tightening? I have a large stilson wrench if that's any help. Can somebody put the kettle on again, I never got any hobnobs and as it's now Wednesday can I have a large JD please? I'll bring my hammer, a claw one as I've been told on numerous occasions...!! I'm on the wine so need a salty snack "I'm fairly sure I could whip you something up fairly quickly | |||
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"This site is not very good. Why? As those pesky gays and bis pursue you and you catch the gay
WTF Are you going on about??? This is just some of the garbage i am going on about and as for tools one of you said WHAT is that got to do with idiots ignoring you.
It is relevant. Your profile perhaps gives an insight into why you don't get messages and the site is therefore crap. Your anger and aggression come across in your profile and your posts. Chill and people may like you better.
The profile has nothing to do with it. If i was in public and i was not wearing a profile board around my neck would you not talk to me and try and get to know me. The point is stop being so fecking lazy and get back to asking people what they are like.
All you are doing is quick peek at a profile then read msg and delete without sayin something back is that fair ????????"pmsl! We are being lazy for not making the effort to know you? Oh the irony. How about you put in a bit more effort than announcing you are here and available? Your profile is *everything* to do with it. | |||
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"Verifications- tea- biscuits- tools - wine...how did that happen? " I don't know. I resisted the cinnamon swirls in a certain well known coffee shop earlier. I am much proud. | |||
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"Who'd of thought that this thread would get this many replies. Its a quiet news day..." | |||
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"Verifications- tea- biscuits- tools - wine...how did that happen? " If it ends up with wine and me giving classy a salty snack I really don't care about the route taken. | |||
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"This site is not very good. Why? As those pesky gays and bis pursue you and you catch the gay
WTF Are you going on about??? This is just some of the garbage i am going on about and as for tools one of you said WHAT is that got to do with idiots ignoring you.
It is relevant. Your profile perhaps gives an insight into why you don't get messages and the site is therefore crap. Your anger and aggression come across in your profile and your posts. Chill and people may like you better.
The profile has nothing to do with it. If i was in public and i was not wearing a profile board around my neck would you not talk to me and try and get to know me. The point is stop being so fecking lazy and get back to asking people what they are like.
All you are doing is quick peek at a profile then read msg and delete without sayin something back is that fair ????????
pmsl!
We are being lazy for not making the effort to know you? Oh the irony.
How about you put in a bit more effort than announcing you are here and available?
Your profile is *everything* to do with it."Don't think we would want to get to know someone with such obvious chips on his shoulders ..... | |||
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"Verifications- tea- biscuits- tools - wine...how did that happen? I don't know. I resisted the cinnamon swirls in a certain well known coffee shop earlier. I am much proud. "How can you resist a cinnamon swirl? Surely that's impossible...... | |||
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"Verifications- tea- biscuits- tools - wine...how did that happen? I don't know. I resisted the cinnamon swirls in a certain well known coffee shop earlier. I am much proud.
How can you resist a cinnamon swirl? Surely that's impossible...... "Apparently not | |||
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"Is this a bad time to get a biscuit update? "It's never a bad time for biscuits.... | |||
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"Is this a bad time to get a biscuit update? "All out of the pram, along with the toys. | |||
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"Is this a bad time to get a biscuit update?
It's never a bad time for biscuits...."What I wouldn't do for a Hob nob. | |||
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