FabSwingers.com forum: This is your 60 min warning.....

By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Following on from the cold war topic.

A nuke will land in your town/city in 1 hour.....

What would you do in the 60 mins you have left?

To be honest, think I would lay in bed and watch events unfold on BBC news, whilst phoning family and friends.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Leave town

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee

go next door and kill my nieghbours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check my virgin recordings to make sure I am up to date before I die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would get a Drink and go Sit outside and watch it. Better evaporated than die under a pile of rubble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find two bi females as quickly as possible.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Hope that my family is across the road, enjoy a last meal together and die.

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Leave town

Doubt you would get far, the roads are busy during rush hour. Would be worse during a mass panic

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

In reality the authorises wouldn't tell us as it would cause panic, based on this I would be doing what ever I was doing anyways!

The hypothetical answer you are after would be, Do Tequila shots and drink Vokda both drinks I like yet they no longer like me and make me ill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tell a few people some home truths and go to my parents to spend my final few minutes with them, but only because i doubt the ferries would be running otherwise i would want to spend my final time in the arms of the woman i love

as long as V doesnt find out lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Get the last word in the kiss, fuck or blow to smithereens thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In reality the authorises wouldn't tell us as it would cause panic, based on this I would be doing what ever I was doing anyways!"

Maybe it's happening right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Following on from the cold war topic.

A nuke will land in your town/city in 1 hour.....

What would you do in the 60 mins you have left?

To be honest, think I would lay in bed and watch events unfold on BBC news, whilst phoning family and friends. "

Head off in the opposite direction of the wind. Don't think there is anything worth nuking in Cornwall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw the bosses PA over a desk and give her the best ride of the rest of her life...

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By *atinbootsTV/TS
over a year ago

Market Rasen

It'd be 4:20 for me... Sit up on top of my house in a precariously-balanced deck chair, and get wrecked

Anyone who partakes would be welcome to join me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Following on from the cold war topic.

A nuke will land in your town/city in 1 hour.....

What would you do in the 60 mins you have left?

To be honest, think I would lay in bed and watch events unfold on BBC news, whilst phoning family and friends.

Head off in the opposite direction of the wind. Don't think there is anything worth nuking in Cornwall.

Nope unless putin has a grumble with ginsters

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Go high up on the south downs and be vaporised.

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

"In reality the authorises wouldn't tell us as it would cause panic, based on this I would be doing what ever I was doing anyways!

Maybe it's happening right now. "

Wouldn't surprise me if it was in the slightest...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Following on from the cold war topic.

A nuke will land in your town/city in 1 hour.....

What would you do in the 60 mins you have left?

To be honest, think I would lay in bed and watch events unfold on BBC news, whilst phoning family and friends.

Head off in the opposite direction of the wind. Don't think there is anything worth nuking in Cornwall.

Nope unless putin has a grumble with ginsters

let's hope he has never tasted anything made by ginsters then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In reality the authorises wouldn't tell us as it would cause panic, based on this I would be doing what ever I was doing anyways!

Maybe it's happening right now.

Wouldn't surprise me if it was in the slightest...

You had better crack open the tequila just incase!

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"In reality the authorises wouldn't tell us as it would cause panic, based on this I would be doing what ever I was doing anyways!

Maybe it's happening right now.

Wouldn't surprise me if it was in the slightest...

Well being dead is better than this bloody tickly cough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a walk along the beach with my son and dogs and hope I get as far as my parents village and spent the rest of my time with them.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

id be with my family

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

get down on my knees and pray for forgiveness from god, just in case i'm wrong and there is a god.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would run naked into the girls changing room at the gym x.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick my thumb out, and hitch a ride aboard a Vogon constructor-fleet spaceship. After downing four pints of bitter, and several packets of peanuts of course.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Take a walk along the beach with my son and dogs and hope I get as far as my parents village and spent the rest of my time with them. "
off post but welcome back iv just seen your back on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go and hide in my secret nuclear bunker I built.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Go and hide in my secret nuclear bunker I built.

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oo oo can I come too oh and the dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go and hide in my secret nuclear bunker I built.

oo oo can I come too oh and the dog"

Oooo go in then

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

"Go and hide in my secret nuclear bunker I built.

My dad back in the late 80's early 90's actually helped build one! At the time I asked him to build one in the Garden I got told not to be so stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Climb on the roof, watch the fireworks with Mrs naughty arm in arm.

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Stick up one of those nuclear free zone signs as surely all those councils couldn't be wrong, and then wait for the blast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change my avatar picture to one of my face

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By *r tickle 22Man
over a year ago

Sheffeld

I'd come on here someone got to want me then lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Too late, my time is up and I've only just read this

Oh well, should've paid more attention I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kill the peasants

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By *aveandSue1Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

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By *aveandSue1Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

"go next door and kill my nieghbours"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stick my thumb out, and hitch a ride aboard a Vogon constructor-fleet spaceship. After downing four pints of bitter, and several packets of peanuts of course."

Is that you ford? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stick my thumb out, and hitch a ride aboard a Vogon constructor-fleet spaceship. After downing four pints of bitter, and several packets of peanuts of course.

Is that you ford? Lol"

It takes a hoopy frood to know one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clamber into my wardrobe and go sit it out in narnia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go and hide in my secret nuclear bunker I built.

Not that secret now is it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stick my thumb out, and hitch a ride aboard a Vogon constructor-fleet spaceship. After downing four pints of bitter, and several packets of peanuts of course."

Don't forget your towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cry like a baby and ask God for forgiveness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kill the people who've made my life miserable, ring my FWB, get out of town and wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ring my kids tell them i loved them -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stick my thumb out, and hitch a ride aboard a Vogon constructor-fleet spaceship. After downing four pints of bitter, and several packets of peanuts of course.

Don't forget your towel"

I never leave Betelgeuse Five without it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hide in my IKEA wardrobe whilst wearing nothing but my toe socks.

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By *ingerbicky69Woman
over a year ago

EXETER

Pour myself a glass of jura, roll a fat ass blunt, put my tunes on dance about in my best knickers an top hat.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

find a white wall and find a lady to pose with!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get down to Greggs for a sausage roll.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Stick my thumb out, and hitch a ride aboard a Vogon constructor-fleet spaceship. After downing four pints of bitter, and several packets of peanuts of course."

Don't forget your towel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get myself a crossbow and wait for the zombie uprising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move to Belgium, everything is 20 years behind in time there... Who comes with me?

John

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

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By *ecor atorMan
over a year ago

York

Drive to nearest place near York where they are goin to drop it and try to catch the cunt in me teeth.

No point in suffering the nightmare post nuclear landscape.

Fuck that!

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

A nuke will land in your town/city in 1 hour..... "

Apologies, there was a spelling error in my first posting.

That was thoughtful, announcing the launch in advance.

Modern ICBM's can reach most places across the glove in 30 minutes or less.

The terminal timing on the re-entry phase, from an altitude of 100 km (62 miles) is around 2 minutes; impact velocity is around 4 km/s (2.5 miles/second).

Older ICBM terminal velocities are less than 1 km/s (0.62 mi/s.

The Chelyabinsk meteor (see YT) had a terminal velocity of 19.16 +/- 0.15 kilometres per second (42,900 mph or 69,000 km/h), so just slow the video down for the full nuclear effect.

Anticipate not seeing the actual detonation of a 10 kt device if you are within 65 miles of an airburst or 36 miles of an underground detonation; you will have, literally, disintegrated as the effects of X-Rays heating the air creating the fireball to 10 of millions of degrees Centigrade and destroying individual atoms and molecules.

If you want to provide details of the payload. I'll calculate the effects for y'all, and I do know an awful lot about the subject matter.

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"A nuke will land in your town/city in 1 hour..... "

Apologies, there was a spelling error in my first posting.

That was thoughtful, announcing the launch in advance.

Modern ICBM's can reach most places across the glove in 30 minutes or less.

The terminal timing on the re-entry phase, from an altitude of 100 km (62 miles) is around 2 minutes; impact velocity is around 4 km/s (2.5 miles/second).

Older ICBM terminal velocities are less than 1 km/s (0.62 mi/s.

The Chelyabinsk meteor (see YT) had a terminal velocity of 19.16 +/- 0.15 kilometres per second (42,900 mph or 69,000 km/h), so just slow the video down for the full nuclear effect.

If you want to provide details of the payload. I'll calculate the effects for y'all, and I do know an awful lot about the subject matter.

My head hurts now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take a walk along the beach with my son and dogs and hope I get as far as my parents village and spent the rest of my time with them. off post but welcome back iv just seen your back on

Thank you lovely, it's good to be back. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get on the motorbike and run away at 150mph should be far enough away by then lol

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

'glove'?

Globe.

Doctor Nasty

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Run around like a headless chicken and Panic like a Bitch ....

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