FabSwingers.com forum: A JOKE!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cant believe some people these days! I was sat at the traffic lights when the person in the car next to me was on their mobile phone... "its people like you who cause accidents" i shouted as i threw my beer can at them.! LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bill is in the post for the damaged paintwork due to your beer can!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

LOL.!!

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

i was reading a book today about super glue, i just could not put it down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i was reading a book today about super glue, i just could not put it down.

LOL!! fantastic!

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By *o1mrtlcMan
over a year ago

cannock

You get sum really rude people,here I was just minding my own business when sum stranger came up to me and asked me what I was doing, I said I'm not doing nothing why, then he said why are you pulling a piece of string, I said have you ever tried pushing a piece of string

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You get sum really rude people,here I was just minding my own business when sum stranger came up to me and asked me what I was doing, I said I'm not doing nothing why, then he said why are you pulling a piece of string, I said have you ever tried pushing a piece of string

hahahahahaahhahaa!! love it mate.

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By *o1mrtlcMan
over a year ago

cannock

Love is like a deck of cards in the beginning all you want is a Hart and a diamond in the end you wish you had a club and a spade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst.

So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst.

So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back."

GREAT ONE!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i was reading a book today about super glue, i just could not put it down.

Haha

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I just opened my freezer and saw a little alien masturbating... Naturally I was shocked and said what the hell are you doing?! He replied "I cum in peas"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 snowmen in a field. One turns to the other and says " can you smell carrots? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just opened my freezer and saw a little alien masturbating... Naturally I was shocked and said what the hell are you doing?! He replied "I cum in peas""

hahahahaahahaa oooooo! love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black beauty ....... Now that was a dark horse

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Murphy asks Paddy,"Why are u talking into that envelope?" Paddy replies,"I'm sending a voice-mail, ya fuckin idiot!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just opened my freezer and saw a little alien masturbating... Naturally I was shocked and said what the hell are you doing?! He replied "I cum in peas""

That made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Murphy asks Paddy,"Why are u talking into that envelope?" Paddy replies,"I'm sending a voice-mail, ya fuckin idiot!""

that's cute.x LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says, "Hello".

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I fucked senseless on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paddy says "Murphy , I'm thinking of buying a Labrador"

"Bugger that" says Murphy "have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Velcro ....... What a rip off !!!

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By *exywheelsCouple
over a year ago

inverness

A man sends a text to his neighbor:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you.

I can't get it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in: Damned auto-correct. I meant "WiFi", not "wife"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Husband and wife are in bed after sex. The wife says to husband ' you make love to me like you do the decorating'

Husband replies 'slow and professional' wife replies 'no I have to finish the job off myself'

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