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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Im sat in a hospital waiting room an trying not to think about what's coming my way. You don't want the details trust even I don't so idea's please how can I amuse my mind

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

You having your balls snipped??

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"You having your balls snipped??

Nope been there done that 11 yrs ago an id rather that 10 times over again than this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think he's getting even more balls added in, in order to become a super villain, "NO ONE EXPECTS MULTIBALL"- could be one of many of his sayings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think of something sexy sliding onto your sexy something?

Usually works for me.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Aww well whatever it is you will be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on a more serious note I'm sure you'll be fine, and many people would have gone through what you're going through now.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I think he's getting even more balls added in, in order to become a super villain, "NO ONE EXPECTS MULTIBALL"- could be one of many of his sayings. "

You got me but only so I can top the 175mph on my bike ie from yesterdays posts lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Busy yourself by checking the following:

- doctors and nurses are sober

- what routine they use for sterilising implements.

- any signs of blood on walls / floor / ceiling

- what procedure they have in place to ensure their tools will not get left inside you.

- the staff have the correct qualifications.

..... That should keep you busy for a while

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"on a more serious note I'm sure you'll be fine, and many people would have gone through what you're going through now. "

Very true but that was them an this is me but thanks for trying mate

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Busy yourself by checking the following:

- doctors and nurses are sober

- what routine they use for sterilising implements.

- any signs of blood on walls / floor / ceiling

- what procedure they have in place to ensure their tools will not get left inside you.

- the staff have the correct qualifications.

..... That should keep you busy for a while

Lmfao thanks for that now iv even more to worry about. There is now a 6ft odd biker quivering in a manchester hospital say hi if your around you'll not miss me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Busy yourself by checking the following:

- doctors and nurses are sober

- what routine they use for sterilising implements.

- any signs of blood on walls / floor / ceiling

- what procedure they have in place to ensure their tools will not get left inside you.

- the staff have the correct qualifications.

..... That should keep you busy for a while

Lmfao thanks for that now iv even more to worry about. There is now a 6ft odd biker quivering in a manchester hospital say hi if your around you'll not miss me

It's fine chill out and relax fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck hope it goes well and wish you a speedy recovery.

Word of advice, if you haven't read 2innotts post yet - DON'T!!!!!! Very funny but not the distraction you are looking for I'm sure

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Busy yourself by checking the following:

- doctors and nurses are sober

- what routine they use for sterilising implements.

- any signs of blood on walls / floor / ceiling

- what procedure they have in place to ensure their tools will not get left inside you.

- the staff have the correct qualifications.

..... That should keep you busy for a while

Lmfao thanks for that now iv even more to worry about. There is now a 6ft odd biker quivering in a manchester hospital say hi if your around you'll not miss me

It's fine chill out and relax fella

Now where have I heard that before

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

Try not to think about waking up as the last in line in the human centipede .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could play a game of which people in the hospital would be the most fun on a meet and what they might be into?

I find that can keep me occupied for a while

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Good luck hope it goes well and wish you a speedy recovery.

Word of advice, if you haven't read 2innotts post yet - DON'T!!!!!! Very funny but not the distraction you are looking for I'm sure

Owww fuckerty fuck you know I'll never resist looking now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good luck hope it goes well and wish you a speedy recovery.

Word of advice, if you haven't read 2innotts post yet - DON'T!!!!!! Very funny but not the distraction you are looking for I'm sure

They are all perfectly valid points

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Busy yourself by checking the following:

- doctors and nurses are sober

- what routine they use for sterilising implements.

- any signs of blood on walls / floor / ceiling

- what procedure they have in place to ensure their tools will not get left inside you.

- the staff have the correct qualifications.

..... That should keep you busy for a while

Lmfao thanks for that now iv even more to worry about. There is now a 6ft odd biker quivering in a manchester hospital say hi if your around you'll not miss me

It's fine chill out and relax fella

You could also pre empt things by contacting a no win no fee compensation solicitor.

All the best hoping it goes well and for a great outcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try not to think about waking up as the last in line in the human centipede .......

Middle would be worse!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Try not to think about waking up as the last in line in the human centipede .......

You now you falks really arnt helping here don't you....mind you I am getting some strange looks from gigging away to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask the hospital for their latest report. You need stats like mortality rate and percentage chance of operation failure. Have you got insurance

Could be worse OP - you could be in Mid Staffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Busy yourself by checking the following:

- doctors and nurses are sober

- what routine they use for sterilising implements.

- any signs of blood on walls / floor / ceiling

- what procedure they have in place to ensure their tools will not get left inside you.

- the staff have the correct qualifications.

..... That should keep you busy for a while

That was very cruel, funny

but cruel. I'm sure you'll be fine Blade. By the time you finish giggling at this thread it'll all be over. Good luck

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

Oh and whatever ye do ... Dinny think that they might have got yer records mixed up with the guy sittn next te ye ... Aye , him that's sitting readin the pamphlet on colostomy bags ........

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"Try not to think about waking up as the last in line in the human centipede .......

true that one had the worst position lol

op you will be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he's offline.

Either he's passed out because of some comments on here or they have taken him down

You people really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he's offline.

Either he's passed out because of some comments on here or they have taken him down

You people really

Ie right Mr/Mrs Innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never got chance to say I was sorry and now he's gone and I'm Ieft blubbing and what if something happens and you will all feel really bad and and and oh this is awful Blade come back I forgot to say good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay he's back he'd just gone for a shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good luck hope it goes well and wish you a speedy recovery.

Word of advice, if you haven't read 2innotts post yet - DON'T!!!!!! Very funny but not the distraction you are looking for I'm sure

They are all perfectly valid points

They are indeed and I am still smiling about them - from the safety of my home not in a hospital awaiting treatment thankfully

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

All I can say is FUCKINEL an its still not over back in the waiting room looking enviously at the exit an thinking fuck this lets do 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yay he's back he'd just gone for a shit

I can't believe I am laughing so much at poor blade's clinical outcome - you two should be a double act at the Comedy Store if you aren't already

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Your all really really horrible an im not talking to you no more ya rotten lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said I was sawry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet it's only an ingrown toenail

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Are you having colonic irrigation?

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Play with the hand wash stuff. I love the smell of it

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Play with the hand wash stuff. I love the smell of it

That's it waste NHS money by playing with the hand wash....whatever next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you having colonic irrigation?

he's offline again. I don't think it's this though cheeky because it only takes a couple of minutes to stick a tube up your bum and he's been gone 11 minutes now

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Are you having colonic irrigation?

he's offline again. I don't think it's this though cheeky because it only takes a couple of minutes to stick a tube up your bum and he's been gone 11 minutes now

What do you reckon it is??

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

Mibby yev aw put the willies up him and he's took off in a cloud of tyre smoke and skitters ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you having colonic irrigation?

he's offline again. I don't think it's this though cheeky because it only takes a couple of minutes to stick a tube up your bum and he's been gone 11 minutes now

What do you reckon it is??

You know what men are like. He's probably got a verruca or something. They always make a mountain out of a molehill. If he wants sympathy from me he better come back with a story about chainsaws and a failed general

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sitting in doctors awaiting my appointment. Bored and hurry up !!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm waiting for my toilet to be fixed...I've done a bit of flower arranging

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I can just feel the love around this thread ya loada basterds. Liked the ingrowing toe nail comment I so bloody wish this was just a man cold this. Now in my third waiting room an 3rd fucking examination. Think there having a pissing giggle now

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Are you having colonic irrigation?

he's offline again. I don't think it's this though cheeky because it only takes a couple of minutes to stick a tube up your bum and he's been gone 11 minutes now

What do you reckon it is??

He's probably getting his leg amputated..... From the neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can just feel the love around this thread ya loada basterds. Liked the ingrowing toe nail comment I so bloody wish this was just a man cold this. Now in my third waiting room an 3rd fucking examination. Think there having a pissing giggle now

Friendly staff then

showing you around. Are you wearing a back fastening gown

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Blade, ate they playing the pass the parcel game with you? They do that to me all the time. You move through different waiting rooms not knowing which bit will be uncovered next. I hope there is a prize at the end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your all really really horrible an im not talking to you no more ya rotten lot

I'll say something nice.

If you're in Hope (Salford Royal) it's one of the best hospitals in the country.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your all really really horrible an im not talking to you no more ya rotten lot

I'll say something nice.

If you're in Hope (Salford Royal) it's one of the best hospitals in the country."

If you're not........ooh, sorry mate.

Kidding!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Friendly staff then

showing you around. Are you wearing a back fastening gown

To bloody friendly if you get me they could at least give me a kiss an tell me they love me 1st

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Friendly staff then

showing you around. Are you wearing a back fastening gown

To bloody friendly if you get me they could at least give me a kiss an tell me they love me 1st

It's only a little finger and it's NSA.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One up the bum no harm done

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Blade, ate they playing the pass the parcel game with you? They do that to me all the time. You move through different waiting rooms not knowing which bit will be uncovered next. I hope there is a prize at the end.

Think its more like drop the parcel an move on to the next poor sucker. Its really doing my head in now no strate answer just go here go there wait for yoir name being called an all very serious faces in fact 1 or 2 may have even cracked including my own

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Your all really really horrible an im not talking to you no more ya rotten lot

I'll say something nice.

If you're in Hope (Salford Royal) it's one of the best hospitals in the country.

If you're not........ooh, sorry mate.

Kidding!"

you in the same waiting room yep im in hope tride sending me to crumsell feck that for a lark

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It is a process but it means you don't have to have three different appointments on different days. I was glad of it with my breast lumps as they gave me the results after playing pass the parcel with me. I didn't have to wait for a letter and make another appointment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your all really really horrible an im not talking to you no more ya rotten lot

I'll say something nice.

If you're in Hope (Salford Royal) it's one of the best hospitals in the country.

If you're not........ooh, sorry mate.

Kidding!

you in the same waiting room yep im in hope tride sending me to crumsell feck that for a lark"

Problem with Crumpsall is you end up needing A&E too after getting stabbed on your way there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm offline now for a bit.

Don't forget OP to ask their qualifications and experience before the feckers come anywhere near you.

The NHS is rife with staff who have purchased degrees off eBay

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Your all really really horrible an im not talking to you no more ya rotten lot

I'll say something nice.

If you're in Hope (Salford Royal) it's one of the best hospitals in the country.

If you're not........ooh, sorry mate.

Kidding!

you in the same waiting room yep im in hope tride sending me to crumsell feck that for a lark

Problem with Crumpsall is you end up needing A&E too after getting stabbed on your way there.

So made me laff you know my area well then

oww feck here we go again. Keep em coming you rotten lot back soon......I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your all really really horrible an im not talking to you no more ya rotten lot

I'll say something nice.

If you're in Hope (Salford Royal) it's one of the best hospitals in the country.

If you're not........ooh, sorry mate.

Kidding!

you in the same waiting room yep im in hope tride sending me to crumsell feck that for a lark

Problem with Crumpsall is you end up needing A&E too after getting stabbed on your way there.

So made me laff you know my area well then

oww feck here we go again. Keep em coming you rotten lot back soon......I hope "

From Salford too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always read your name as "thedevilanus".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always read your name as "thedevilanus"."

Works for me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask for the good painkillers. They will know what you mean

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

And relax......all over for now but back tomorrow for more of the same I think. Sadly Now im really fecking shitting it no way do you get appointments that quick fuckity fucking fuck

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Your all really really horrible an im not talking to you no more ya rotten lot

I'll say something nice.

If you're in Hope (Salford Royal) it's one of the best hospitals in the country.

If you're not........ooh, sorry mate.

Kidding!

you in the same waiting room yep im in hope tride sending me to crumsell feck that for a lark

Problem with Crumpsall is you end up needing A&E too after getting stabbed on your way there.

So made me laff you know my area well then

oww feck here we go again. Keep em coming you rotten lot back soon......I hope

From Salford too

Thought ur mrs looked familiar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your all really really horrible an im not talking to you no more ya rotten lot

I'll say something nice.

If you're in Hope (Salford Royal) it's one of the best hospitals in the country.

If you're not........ooh, sorry mate.

Kidding!

you in the same waiting room yep im in hope tride sending me to crumsell feck that for a lark

Problem with Crumpsall is you end up needing A&E too after getting stabbed on your way there.

So made me laff you know my area well then

oww feck here we go again. Keep em coming you rotten lot back soon......I hope

From Salford too

Thought ur mrs looked familiar

I am the Mrs!! Tis always me getting I everyones wick. Husband has a sekf-imposed forum ban.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Your all really really horrible an im not talking to you no more ya rotten lot

I'll say something nice.

If you're in Hope (Salford Royal) it's one of the best hospitals in the country.

If you're not........ooh, sorry mate.

Kidding!

you in the same waiting room yep im in hope tride sending me to crumsell feck that for a lark

Problem with Crumpsall is you end up needing A&E too after getting stabbed on your way there.

So made me laff you know my area well then

oww feck here we go again. Keep em coming you rotten lot back soon......I hope

From Salford too

Thought ur mrs looked familiar

I am the Mrs!! Tis always me getting I everyones wick. Husband has a sekf-imposed forum ban."

Well I fecked that up then didn't I but well wit fecking woo hes a lucky lad haha where in salford you from ? Iv moved now but im salford born an bred mainly higher broughton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your all really really horrible an im not talking to you no more ya rotten lot

I'll say something nice.

If you're in Hope (Salford Royal) it's one of the best hospitals in the country.

If you're not........ooh, sorry mate.

Kidding!

you in the same waiting room yep im in hope tride sending me to crumsell feck that for a lark

Problem with Crumpsall is you end up needing A&E too after getting stabbed on your way there.

So made me laff you know my area well then

oww feck here we go again. Keep em coming you rotten lot back soon......I hope

From Salford too

Thought ur mrs looked familiar

I am the Mrs!! Tis always me getting I everyones wick. Husband has a sekf-imposed forum ban.

Well I fecked that up then didn't I but well wit fecking woo hes a lucky lad haha where in salford you from ? Iv moved now but im salford born an bred mainly higher broughton"

Born Ordsall, then Higher Broughton, finally Swinton.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Owww thats a bit close I wonder if I do no you how mad would that be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Owww thats a bit close I wonder if I do no you how mad would that be

I don't recognise you lol.

Left Salford 14 years ago, probably wouldn't remember my next door neighbour now!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Left about the same time an yes I know what you mean an besides my appearance has change a lot since them days mainly I used to have hair an teeth lmao yes that really is a joke im still holding on to them.....just

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