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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My toilet fixed to the wall now....there is only so much squatting a "lady" (cough) should have to do...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried superglue ? Or failing that... asked Minxie to come fix it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Have you tried superglue ? Or failing that... asked Minxie to come fix it "

Lol it's hanging on by a shoe string lol...

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Have you the landlord sorted a plumber out for you yet?"

They are getting someone out Wednesday to do a quote Wednesday then god knows when they will fix it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The joys of renting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should only be a couple of screws holding the cistern to the wall.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Should only be a couple of screws holding the cistern to the wall."

It's not all the tiles have cracked and all the silicone has come away...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Have you the landlord sorted a plumber out for you yet?

They are getting someone out Wednesday to do a quote Wednesday then god knows when they will fix it.. "

Get a better landlord im onlys there same day even more so when its likely to do more damage an if I can't I'll get some1 there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should only be a couple of screws holding the cistern to the wall.

It's not all the tiles have cracked and all the silicone has come away..."

It's a bit more involved but still fairly easy to sort with a few basic tools.

Is your landlord sorting it?

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Have you the landlord sorted a plumber out for you yet?

They are getting someone out Wednesday to do a quote Wednesday then god knows when they will fix it..

Get a better landlord im onlys there same day even more so when its likely to do more damage an if I can't I'll get some1 there"

In fairness the landlord is bloody fantastic it's the managing agent that are shit...the landlord is trying to get someone out today...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im wanting my back garden fence fixing.. anyone can just walk into my garden and steal all my pots/plants/furniture etc.. plus i dont like hanging my washing out.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

very good for the thighs tho

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Have you the landlord sorted a plumber out for you yet?

They are getting someone out Wednesday to do a quote Wednesday then god knows when they will fix it..

Get a better landlord im onlys there same day even more so when its likely to do more damage an if I can't I'll get some1 there

In fairness the landlord is bloody fantastic it's the managing agent that are shit...the landlord is trying to get someone out today..."

Are now that makes real sence. I had 1 with my 1st place there just taking a cut for nothing you think there gona save you hasle but just make more....my sympathy cheeks

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"very good for the thighs tho "

Lol that is very true

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By *am ValentineWoman
over a year ago

Worthing

Lots and lots of duct tape

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I feel as though it was my fat arse that broke it but I've never ever had a toilet break on me...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

A friend of mine was mid dropping a missile an the toilet went threw the floor boards can you imagine that 1 so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Note to self....turn off vivid imagination when Cheeky posts on here

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"A friend of mine was mid dropping a missile an the toilet went threw the floor boards can you imagine that 1 so funny "

No way!!!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"A friend of mine was mid dropping a missile an the toilet went threw the floor boards can you imagine that 1 so funny

No way!!!! "

Seriously I kid you not. The insurance had to put him up in a hotel till it was fixed. Hes been the butt of our jokes ever since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A friend of mine was mid dropping a missile an the toilet went threw the floor boards can you imagine that 1 so funny "

Bloody brilliant

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"A friend of mine was mid dropping a missile an the toilet went threw the floor boards can you imagine that 1 so funny

No way!!!!

Seriously I kid you not. The insurance had to put him up in a hotel till it was fixed. Hes been the butt of our jokes ever since "

How the hell did it happen??

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Well I guess boys will be boys he recons his kids must have been missing the target an the boards just rotted threw obviously it couldn't have gone all the way threw but the narrow bit at the bottom would do an still give a bloody good jolt an id imagen quite a shock especially at such a delicate point lmfao

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Well I guess boys will be boys he recons his kids must have been missing the target an the boards just rotted threw obviously it couldn't have gone all the way threw but the narrow bit at the bottom would do an still give a bloody good jolt an id imagen quite a shock especially at such a delicate point lmfao"

Poor guy I take it they fixed it and put it down to wear and tear lol

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Well I guess boys will be boys he recons his kids must have been missing the target an the boards just rotted threw obviously it couldn't have gone all the way threw but the narrow bit at the bottom would do an still give a bloody good jolt an id imagen quite a shock especially at such a delicate point lmfao

Poor guy I take it they fixed it and put it down to wear and tear lol "

Yep thankfully for him they didn't say it was miss----use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should only be a couple of screws holding the cistern to the wall."

Screws are for DIY experts silicone is for plumbers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im wanting my back garden fence fixing.. anyone can just walk into my garden and steal all my pots/plants/furniture etc.. plus i dont like hanging my washing out. "

I promise not to steal your pots/plants and furniture- but best not leave your knickers on the line just in case I'm tempted.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

It appears that the toilet maybe ermmmmmm fucked!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It appears that the toilet maybe ermmmmmm fucked!!! "

who fucked it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So if you're getting a new one you could ask the 'amazing' landlord if he'll provide a nice walk-in shower and big Jacuzzi bath at the same time

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"It appears that the toilet maybe ermmmmmm fucked!!!

who fucked it? "

It's been pushed in as there is no solid frame behind it that is supporting it...it does not matter with body weight etc...so basically the toilet needs to be taken off the tiles need to be taken off a frame built and the toilet put back on and it needs to be re tiled....

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"It appears that the toilet maybe ermmmmmm fucked!!!

who fucked it?

It's been pushed in as there is no solid frame behind it that is supporting it...it does not matter with body weight etc...so basically the toilet needs to be taken off the tiles need to be taken off a frame built and the toilet put back on and it needs to be re tiled.... "

It sounds expensive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It appears that the toilet maybe ermmmmmm fucked!!!

who fucked it?

It's been pushed in as there is no solid frame behind it that is supporting it...it does not matter with body weight etc...so basically the toilet needs to be taken off the tiles need to be taken off a frame built and the toilet put back on and it needs to be re tiled....

It sounds expensive "

Maybe put the request for the jacuzzi bath on the backburner then Any idea when it's going to be done?

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"It appears that the toilet maybe ermmmmmm fucked!!!

who fucked it?

It's been pushed in as there is no solid frame behind it that is supporting it...it does not matter with body weight etc...so basically the toilet needs to be taken off the tiles need to be taken off a frame built and the toilet put back on and it needs to be re tiled....

It sounds expensive

Maybe put the request for the jacuzzi bath on the backburner then Any idea when it's going to be done?"

Well I have a lovely brick feature in the toilet currently....really sets off the bathroom nicely...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell me about it, we've so much that needs fixing..decorating..electrics..and we've been in our current house five years..might need to find a very handy man..as mr kitty, never seems to have enough time!,

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Tell me about it, we've so much that needs fixing..decorating..electrics..and we've been in our current house five years..might need to find a very handy man..as mr kitty, never seems to have enough time!, "

The plumber was rather dishy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell me about it, we've so much that needs fixing..decorating..electrics..and we've been in our current house five years..might need to find a very handy man..as mr kitty, never seems to have enough time!,

The plumber was rather dishy lol "

And you didn't jump him

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Tell me about it, we've so much that needs fixing..decorating..electrics..and we've been in our current house five years..might need to find a very handy man..as mr kitty, never seems to have enough time!,

The plumber was rather dishy lol "

Ooo smile sweetly

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Tell me about it, we've so much that needs fixing..decorating..electrics..and we've been in our current house five years..might need to find a very handy man..as mr kitty, never seems to have enough time!,

The plumber was rather dishy lol

And you didn't jump him "

No I don't think his wife would be too happy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell me about it, we've so much that needs fixing..decorating..electrics..and we've been in our current house five years..might need to find a very handy man..as mr kitty, never seems to have enough time!,

The plumber was rather dishy lol

And you didn't jump him

No I don't think his wife would be too happy!!! "

Whoops no, guess not

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