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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting

broke his leg today.

I made him a splint out of two matches.

His face lit up.

And then so did the rest of him, i forgot i had put sand paper on the floor of his cage!!!!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"broke his leg today.

I made him a splint out of two matches.

His face lit up.

And then so did the rest of him, i forgot i had put sand paper on the floor of his cage!!!!"

You're one sick little cookie! Love you Sweetie! Z

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting

hehehehehehe

Loves you too gorgoues girl xxx

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting

ACTUALLY MS WEST!!!!!

Werent YOU the one killing Bees and shotting cats??

And spiders???

And you call me sick???

LOL

xxxx

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By *eprobatepairCouple
over a year ago

london

What's the difference between the Icelandic volcano and Cheryl Cole?

The volcano is still blowing Ash

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"What's the difference between the Icelandic volcano and Cheryl Cole?

The volcano is still blowing Ash"

yaya.

My boyfriend was getting chatted up by two gorgoues girls at the pub today.

They stroked his beer belly and one asked - is that Fosters, the other said, naah, ithink its Tetleys.

My fella relpies - well there is a tap just below it if ya wanna taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ACTUALLY MS WEST!!!!!

Werent YOU the one killing Bees and shotting cats??

And spiders???

And you call me sick???

LOL

xxxx"

Never ever go cat shotting debz.

Its against the law ya know.

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"ACTUALLY MS WEST!!!!!

Werent YOU the one killing Bees and shotting cats??

And spiders???

And you call me sick???

LOL

xxxx

Never ever go cat shotting debz.

Its against the law ya know.

"

pmsl peaches.

Two of the fuckers outside my window now screaming at each other.

Gonna go out and flatten the pair of them if they dont shut up.

I am suprised the neigbours dont fo out - tho it seems to be me the only one with my windows open all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a wet thong like a catapult.

They never come back.

dont know why ?

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By *ixplayMan
over a year ago

tamworth & Edinburgh

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By *ixplayMan
over a year ago

tamworth & Edinburgh

i suppose it depends what made the thong wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dip it in water first. it stings their asses then. lmao

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By *ixplayMan
over a year ago

tamworth & Edinburgh


"Dip it in water first. it stings their asses then. lmao "

you could flick it at me anytime if it was wet by some other means, but thats a different story alltogether

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