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Temporary use of my body

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

What would you do with my body? I'm disassociating myself from it for a while as a punishment for getting needlessly knackered and achieving nothing. My brain is taking the higher, more spiritual state and will look on with interest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sell it to medical research

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Use it as a draught excluder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd pimp it out for £10 a pop for a few extra bucks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it to next door's Rottweiler to play with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dress it up in Barbie outfits and take it dogging

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Well obviously I'd use your body to roger my body senseless...however, if you're disassociated from it, I wonder whether it'd be too much like shagging Joey Essex...mind you, he is pretty cute if you don't mind vapid, vacuous, brainless pretty boys so I think I'll be able to live with myself

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

give it a good kicking for playing up

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

If I can inhabit the body I could clean the car - I'd be able to reach all the way across the windscreen for the first time. I could also change some lightbulbs and dust the top of things.

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The usual suspects....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm giving you my ironing to do. Hurry up please

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The usual suspects.... "

The unusual ones didn't want your body. Be grateful.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

isn't that the norm for the brain to be disengaged lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Make a pair of shoes out of it

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It's just household chores and crafting

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Get the coat hangers out!!!!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Id let Demi Moore and Partrick Swayze use it for one last meeting to say their goodbyes.

Damn Whoopie beat me to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id let Demi Moore and Partrick Swayze use it for one last meeting to say their goodbyes."

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'd roll it over my lawn, it's looking a bit lumpy.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's just household chores and crafting

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Caz was using it carnally.

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Get the coat hangers out!!!! "
this is funny....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'd use it till all the skin shrivelled up lol

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I'd use it till all the skin shrivelled up lol

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I might deliver it to you. As an un-birthday present.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Give it to Sydney Uni so they can take many many sexy pics and finish their blooming studies

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I'd use it till all the skin shrivelled up lol

I might deliver it to you. As an un-birthday present. "

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"I'd use it till all the skin shrivelled up lol

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It rubs the lotion on its skin..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd roll it over my lawn, it's looking a bit lumpy. "

Aw he's not that lumpy

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By *atinbootsTV/TS
over a year ago

Market Rasen


"Use it as a draught excluder.

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Hahahahahaha seriously that made me laugh so hard

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