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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

I gave my girlfriend an orgasm last night..........ungrateful cow spat it out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That tickled me. Thanks.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

bought my girlfriend a solar powered dildo last night.

As she thinks the sun shines out of her fuckin arse it should save me a fortune in batteries

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

Hahahahaha!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

I was at a party last night and the DJ played that song sit down by James,so we all sat down

Then he played Jump around,we jumped around

Then he put on Come on Eileen......I got kicked out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was at a party last night and the DJ played that song sit down by James,so we all sat down

Then he played Jump around,we jumped around

Then he put on Come on Eileen......I got kicked out!"

hahahah i gave my little sisters partner a t shirt that said "i've come on eileen " for his birthday a few yrs ago hahaha

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