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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

....the Monster Raving Loony Party have decided to launch their election manifesto ..... in June!

Happy Sunshine Day!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long Live The Loonies

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

rip Lord Sutch

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Ill wait for that to come out then before I decide who to vote for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they have a few great policies coming out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"they have a few great policies coming out "

I like the one that will pass a law forcing BA Cabin Crew to cheer up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

another proposal is To combat global warming and climate change all buildings should be fitted with air conditioning units on the outside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

another of the proposals for the manifesto is

Due to the increasing number of children afraid of needles, they propose the destruction of the tedious, scary and often painful process of school vaccinations.

Instead, they propose that highly trained nurses should be given free reign on the playground with specially modified tranquillizer rifles which apply vaccinations as well as a tranquillizer. This would have two main benefits: It would be less scary for the children as they will not know what hit them, also it will be more fun for the nurses

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"another proposal is To combat global warming and climate change all buildings should be fitted with air conditioning units on the outside. "

Not so mad as it sounds. The govt of Dubai have fitted air conditioning units on some of the beaches to cool people down.

We have heaters outside pubs to warm us up so it's quite logical in a hot country to have units to cool you down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Separate Passports for Terrorists: Terrorists should be required (by virtue of law) to apply for separate passports in which they give there full contact details, number of explosives, and time (as well as location) of any plot. This would save time and money in gathering intelligence

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"another of the proposals for the manifesto is

Due to the increasing number of children afraid of needles, they propose the destruction of the tedious, scary and often painful process of school vaccinations.

Instead, they propose that highly trained nurses should be given free reign on the playground with specially modified tranquillizer rifles which apply vaccinations as well as a tranquillizer. This would have two main benefits: It would be less scary for the children as they will not know what hit them, also it will be more fun for the nurses

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Im loving that one!

They have also proposed to make sure that every pair of shoes not just the ones in supermarkets are joined together by elastic so everyone walks like they have shit themselves when they try them on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they've secured my vote here....pmsl

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"....the Monster Raving Loony Party have decided to launch their election manifesto ..... in June!

Happy Sunshine Day!!! "
not so daft.thatll be the date,for the next election.if theres a hung parlaiment.

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"....the Monster Raving Loony Party have decided to launch their election manifesto ..... in June!

Happy Sunshine Day!!! "

He he he just seen the local candidate

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By *icknDeeCouple
over a year ago

hartlepool

Whatever happened to their promise to turn the EU butter mountain and milk lake into a nice ski resort... Are they taking bookings yet?

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

the english democrats sound more like your thing Wishy

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