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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Usually quite reserved and quiet , I hate moaning about stuff and equally hate people who moan( complain constantly) I quite like a good sort of moan.

But seriously , I feel like having a good old rant . So here goes

Fuck you!

Fuck off!

Fuck this!

Fucking fuck fuck fuck!

Bastard!

AAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH !!

Ahh, that's a wee bit better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot fuckity fuck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You forgot fuckity fuck."

Shit , so I did!

Fuckity fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone needs a hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Batteries died ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me somewhat of Derek and Clive Live's "Top Rank".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Reminds me somewhat of Derek and Clive Live's "Top Rank".

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Reminds me somewhat of Derek and Clive Live's "Top Rank".

"

Gorilla's! What can you do with 'em.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Batteries died ? "

I always have spare ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

excuse me ... I think u missed fuck that!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Is it Thursday already

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"excuse me ... I think u missed fuck that!! "

I did say I do not normally rant! So if I fucked it up I do apologise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it Thursday already "

Thursday is too far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i may offer you a little ditty to cheer you up :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMuQTN7Xo4w

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No its battle of the show off night, I'm this I'm that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"excuse me ... I think u missed fuck that!!

I did say I do not normally rant! So if I fucked it up I do apologise "

I wasn't ranting back I was joining in

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Well, I've had a great week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"excuse me ... I think u missed fuck that!! "

Often preceded by the words

I would/wouldn't

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"excuse me ... I think u missed fuck that!!

I did say I do not normally rant! So if I fucked it up I do apologise

I wasn't ranting back I was joining in "

That's a good thing , did I miss anything else?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"excuse me ... I think u missed fuck that!!

Often preceded by the words

I would/wouldn't "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"excuse me ... I think u missed fuck that!!

I did say I do not normally rant! So if I fucked it up I do apologise

I wasn't ranting back I was joining in

That's a good thing , did I miss anything else? "

how does fuckity fuckity fuck sound? any good?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Is it Thursday already

Thursday is too far away "

Fair engh you mancs are all the same pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"excuse me ... I think u missed fuck that!!

I did say I do not normally rant! So if I fucked it up I do apologise

I wasn't ranting back I was joining in

That's a good thing , did I miss anything else?

how does fuckity fuckity fuck sound? any good? "

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it Thursday already

Thursday is too far away

Fair engh you mancs are all the same pmsl "

I'm Scottish

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Is it Thursday already

Thursday is too far away

Fair engh you mancs are all the same pmsl

I'm Scottish "

Hmmmm even better I always was a sucker for a Scottish twang on a lady. Nice profile by the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it Thursday already

Thursday is too far away

Fair engh you mancs are all the same pmsl

I'm Scottish

Hmmmm even better I always was a sucker for a Scottish twang on a lady. Nice profile by the way "

Its a little more than a twang lol

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"excuse me ... I think u missed fuck that!!

I did say I do not normally rant! So if I fucked it up I do apologise

I wasn't ranting back I was joining in

That's a good thing , did I miss anything else?

how does fuckity fuckity fuck sound? any good?

Perfect "

Somebody has been watching Four weddings and a funeral lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"excuse me ... I think u missed fuck that!!

I did say I do not normally rant! So if I fucked it up I do apologise

I wasn't ranting back I was joining in

That's a good thing , did I miss anything else?

how does fuckity fuckity fuck sound? any good?

Perfect

Somebody has been watching Four weddings and a funeral lol"

It sounds good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"excuse me ... I think u missed fuck that!!

I did say I do not normally rant! So if I fucked it up I do apologise

I wasn't ranting back I was joining in

That's a good thing , did I miss anything else?

how does fuckity fuckity fuck sound? any good?

Perfect

Somebody has been watching Four weddings and a funeral lol"

not lately but many times lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"excuse me ... I think u missed fuck that!!

I did say I do not normally rant! So if I fucked it up I do apologise

I wasn't ranting back I was joining in

That's a good thing , did I miss anything else?

how does fuckity fuckity fuck sound? any good?

Perfect

Somebody has been watching Four weddings and a funeral lol

It sounds good "

Ahh well then let us not miss Fuck a duck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"excuse me ... I think u missed fuck that!!

I did say I do not normally rant! So if I fucked it up I do apologise

I wasn't ranting back I was joining in

That's a good thing , did I miss anything else?

how does fuckity fuckity fuck sound? any good?

Perfect

Somebody has been watching Four weddings and a funeral lol

It sounds good

Ahh well then let us not miss Fuck a duck "

Will add it to the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"excuse me ... I think u missed fuck that!!

I did say I do not normally rant! So if I fucked it up I do apologise

I wasn't ranting back I was joining in

That's a good thing , did I miss anything else?

how does fuckity fuckity fuck sound? any good?

Perfect

Somebody has been watching Four weddings and a funeral lol

It sounds good

Ahh well then let us not miss Fuck a duck "

oh god I say that one all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"excuse me ... I think u missed fuck that!!

I did say I do not normally rant! So if I fucked it up I do apologise

I wasn't ranting back I was joining in

That's a good thing , did I miss anything else?

how does fuckity fuckity fuck sound? any good?

Perfect

Somebody has been watching Four weddings and a funeral lol

It sounds good "

For somebody inexperienced in the art of ranting, I reckon you did a sterling job and had I not known any better, I'd have assumed you were a seasoned ranter with some sort of formal training behind you.

9.9 from me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"excuse me ... I think u missed fuck that!!

I did say I do not normally rant! So if I fucked it up I do apologise

I wasn't ranting back I was joining in

That's a good thing , did I miss anything else?

how does fuckity fuckity fuck sound? any good?

Perfect

Somebody has been watching Four weddings and a funeral lol

It sounds good

For somebody inexperienced in the art of ranting, I reckon you did a sterling job and had I not known any better, I'd have assumed you were a seasoned ranter with some sort of formal training behind you.

9.9 from me "
Ha ha , Thank you . I should get 10/10 next time round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"excuse me ... I think u missed fuck that!!

I did say I do not normally rant! So if I fucked it up I do apologise

I wasn't ranting back I was joining in

That's a good thing , did I miss anything else?

how does fuckity fuckity fuck sound? any good?

Perfect

Somebody has been watching Four weddings and a funeral lol

It sounds good

For somebody inexperienced in the art of ranting, I reckon you did a sterling job and had I not known any better, I'd have assumed you were a seasoned ranter with some sort of formal training behind you.

9.9 from me Ha ha , Thank you . I should get 10/10 next time round "

He was marking out of a hundred...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Is it Thursday already

Thursday is too far away

Fair engh you mancs are all the same pmsl

I'm Scottish

Hmmmm even better I always was a sucker for a Scottish twang on a lady. Nice profile by the way

Its a little more than a twang lol

Thanks "

Whatch it ill be asking for proof an we all no what that means.......normally a swift feck right off lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it Thursday already

Thursday is too far away

Fair engh you mancs are all the same pmsl

I'm Scottish

Hmmmm even better I always was a sucker for a Scottish twang on a lady. Nice profile by the way

Its a little more than a twang lol

Thanks

Whatch it ill be asking for proof an we all no what that means.......normally a swift feck right off lmao "
Bless

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"excuse me ... I think u missed fuck that!!

I did say I do not normally rant! So if I fucked it up I do apologise

I wasn't ranting back I was joining in

That's a good thing , did I miss anything else?

how does fuckity fuckity fuck sound? any good?

Perfect

Somebody has been watching Four weddings and a funeral lol

It sounds good

For somebody inexperienced in the art of ranting, I reckon you did a sterling job and had I not known any better, I'd have assumed you were a seasoned ranter with some sort of formal training behind you.

9.9 from me Ha ha , Thank you . I should get 10/10 next time round

He was marking out of a hundred... "
Cheeky bampot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someones been on the vodka

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someones been on the vodka "

No I've not. This was a caffeine induced rant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someones been on the vodka

No I've not. This was a caffeine induced rant "

Christ that's even worse drink some vodka quick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someones been on the vodka

No I've not. This was a caffeine induced rant

Christ that's even worse drink some vodka quick "

Do you have any lemon ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Usually quite reserved and quiet , I hate moaning about stuff and equally hate people who moan( complain constantly) I quite like a good sort of moan.

But seriously , I feel like having a good old rant . So here goes

Fuck you!

Fuck off!

Fuck this!

Fucking fuck fuck fuck!

Bastard!

AAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH !!

Ahh, that's a wee bit better "

Ooh it nicking this .......

AS ABOVE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someones been on the vodka

No I've not. This was a caffeine induced rant

Christ that's even worse drink some vodka quick

Do you have any lemon ? "

Stella?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Usually quite reserved and quiet , I hate moaning about stuff and equally hate people who moan( complain constantly) I quite like a good sort of moan.

But seriously , I feel like having a good old rant . So here goes

Fuck you!

Fuck off!

Fuck this!

Fucking fuck fuck fuck!

Bastard!

AAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH !!

Ahh, that's a wee bit better

Ooh it nicking this .......

AS ABOVE "
I did contemplate screaming in the street , but I didn't want to scare anybody

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someones been on the vodka

No I've not. This was a caffeine induced rant

Christ that's even worse drink some vodka quick

Do you have any lemon ?

Stella?"

Nah , beer just gives me wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Usually quite reserved and quiet , I hate moaning about stuff and equally hate people who moan( complain constantly) I quite like a good sort of moan.

But seriously , I feel like having a good old rant . So here goes

Fuck you!

Fuck off!

Fuck this!

Fucking fuck fuck fuck!

Bastard!

AAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH !!

Ahh, that's a wee bit better

Ooh it nicking this .......

AS ABOVE I did contemplate screaming in the street , but I didn't want to scare anybody "

Haha I just guzzled wine instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Usually quite reserved and quiet , I hate moaning about stuff and equally hate people who moan( complain constantly) I quite like a good sort of moan.

But seriously , I feel like having a good old rant . So here goes

Fuck you!

Fuck off!

Fuck this!

Fucking fuck fuck fuck!

Bastard!

AAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH !!

Ahh, that's a wee bit better

Ooh it nicking this .......

AS ABOVE I did contemplate screaming in the street , but I didn't want to scare anybody

Haha I just guzzled wine instead "
That wasn't a bad idea , did it help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Usually quite reserved and quiet , I hate moaning about stuff and equally hate people who moan( complain constantly) I quite like a good sort of moan.

But seriously , I feel like having a good old rant . So here goes

Fuck you!

Fuck off!

Fuck this!

Fucking fuck fuck fuck!

Bastard!

AAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH !!

Ahh, that's a wee bit better

Ooh it nicking this .......

AS ABOVE I did contemplate screaming in the street , but I didn't want to scare anybody

Haha I just guzzled wine instead That wasn't a bad idea , did it help? "

Yes thanks , I'm much more relaxed now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Usually quite reserved and quiet , I hate moaning about stuff and equally hate people who moan( complain constantly) I quite like a good sort of moan.

But seriously , I feel like having a good old rant . So here goes

Fuck you!

Fuck off!

Fuck this!

Fucking fuck fuck fuck!

Bastard!

AAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH !!

Ahh, that's a wee bit better

Ooh it nicking this .......

AS ABOVE I did contemplate screaming in the street , but I didn't want to scare anybody

Haha I just guzzled wine instead That wasn't a bad idea , did it help?

Yes thanks , I'm much more relaxed now "

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Usually quite reserved and quiet , I hate moaning about stuff and equally hate people who moan( complain constantly) I quite like a good sort of moan.

But seriously , I feel like having a good old rant . So here goes

Fuck you!

Fuck off!

Fuck this!

Fucking fuck fuck fuck!

Bastard!

AAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH !!

Ahh, that's a wee bit better "

Hmmmmmmmm It's ok for a first rant,

and I'm quite sure you'll improve with time.

If I could just point out a few rookie rant errors;

1/fuck is not the only expletive.

2/include an occasional grrrrrrrrrr(emphasising your anger)

3/a real rant requires the inclusion of resentment,bitterness,

revenge,jealousy,

and recrimination.

4/ rants should also include,an illogical sense of reality,emphasizing the chip on your shoulder,

justifying your rant credentials.

.

Ps the aaarrrrrggghhhh bit pure works.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

You missed out a good buggery bollocks.

Along with a twatting, cunting, shitface arsehole!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you're feeling better this morning EP x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously I need this

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF you stupid fucking person who is doing my fuxkibg head in

Fuck of and get over yourself and learn how to stop being jealous and a fuxkibg freak

Ah

Lovely

Time for a brew

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Seriously I need this

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF you stupid fucking person who is doing my fuxkibg head in

Fuck of and get over yourself and learn how to stop being jealous and a fuxkibg freak

Ah

Lovely

Time for a brew "

And relax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously I need this

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF you stupid fucking person who is doing my fuxkibg head in

Fuck of and get over yourself and learn how to stop being jealous and a fuxkibg freak

Ah

Lovely

Time for a brew "

White, two sugars...???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh fuck with big polished bells on. A frustrating week for many!

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