FabSwingers.com forum: Mankinis

By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Want to be uber sexy? Just read that Primark had reduced their mankinis to 50p. Come on guys, women will fall at your feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol - what is it? Don't be too graphic

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I know nothing

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Lol - what is it? Don't be too graphic

Google it. Better still Google image it*

*I am not responsible for any nightmares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao no just nooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's real fun to wear them back to front...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh sweet Jesus!!! There is nothing sexy about the mankini lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Dont shout too loudly, we dont want too many fab guys wearing them for pics on their profiles.

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Dont shout too loudly, we dont want too many fab guys wearing them for pics on their profiles. "

THAT'S MANKINIS FOR 50P AT PRIMARK!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's real fun to wear them back to front...

Sounds uncomfortable lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BASTARD!!! I paid £3 for mine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't looked yet, making a strong cup of tea first - but I keep getting visions of that guy in that silly movie, is it borik? Please tell me that it isn't that bad?

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I haven't looked yet, making a strong cup of tea first - but I keep getting visions of that guy in that silly movie, is it borik? Please tell me that it isn't that bad?

Imagine that on over weight middle aged guys......

As Nick Ross used to say on Crimewatch, don't have nightmares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't looked yet, making a strong cup of tea first - but I keep getting visions of that guy in that silly movie, is it borik? Please tell me that it isn't that bad?

That's exactly what it is lol I just don't understand why any guy would ever wear that thinking its sexy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG - Here goes.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

omg that's almost exactly what I imagined, - there has to be something seriously wrong with my brain to imagine that!!!

That has to be a joke, right?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

omg that's almost exactly what I imagined, - there has to be something seriously wrong with my brain to imagine that!!!

That has to be a joke, right?"

I would so love to see you in one. Those lovely eyes and then a ridiculous outfit... What's not to like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

omg that's almost exactly what I imagined, - there has to be something seriously wrong with my brain to imagine that!!!

That has to be a joke, right?

I would so love to see you in one. Those lovely eyes and then a ridiculous outfit... What's not to like?"

Gee, thanks alot, Lickety - lol

Obviously that has to be a joke, right?

Or at least jokewear from primark?

You'd cause less fuss if you just stripped off on a family beach!!

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By *eard-lincolnMan
over a year ago

near lincoln

Can see this being Fridays avatar pic day. Ill get mine ironed just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can see this being Fridays avatar pic day. Ill get mine ironed just in case"

I'm quite warming to them now, - I particularly liked the turquoise or green number modeled by the Big Daddy lookalike; very fetching!

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By *eard-lincolnMan
over a year ago

near lincoln

Mine is green. Only been worn once. Mind you was through nottinghams city centre fountains.

It Looks fine from the back. Front view not so good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMFAO!

So, from behind you could have been mistaken for Robin Hood, whereas from in front, the Sheriff of Nottingham was swiftly called!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Borat would be proud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's do this boys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's do this boys!

You go first pops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's do this boys!

You go first pops

You taking me shopping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's do this boys!

You go first pops

You taking me shopping?

99p on ebay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's do this boys!

You go first pops

You taking me shopping?

99p on ebay

Don't have an ebay account.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont shout too loudly, we dont want too many fab guys wearing them for pics on their profiles.

THAT'S MANKINIS FOR 50P AT PRIMARK!!!

Wait (buys shares in primary) now u can shout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*primark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the law of averages there should be hoardes of women, well one or two, wishing to buy used mankini's from us.

When ordering ladies, please state colour and whether you seek front or rear staining.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the law of averages there should be hoardes of women, well one or two, wishing to buy used mankini's from us.

When ordering ladies, please state colour and whether you seek front or rear staining. "

Boak ur such a wrong'un lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the law of averages there should be hoardes of women, well one or two, wishing to buy used mankini's from us.

When ordering ladies, please state colour and whether you seek front or rear staining. "

Fckn hell!! Lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

omg that's almost exactly what I imagined, - there has to be something seriously wrong with my brain to imagine that!!!

That has to be a joke, right?

I would so love to see you in one. Those lovely eyes and then a ridiculous outfit... What's not to like?

Gee, thanks alot, Lickety - lol

Obviously that has to be a joke, right?

Or at least jokewear from primark?

You'd cause less fuss if you just stripped off on a family beach!!

How did me stripping get into this? Get a turquoise one to set off those lovely eyes of yours.

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By *atWolfCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Do they do XXL? For I fear some of our wonderfully endowed members may have a trouble with basic high street sizes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want to be uber sexy? Just read that Primark had reduced their mankinis to 50p. Come on guys, women will fall at your feet

I'm not bragging , but do you honestly think I'd fit in a Mankini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They should be mandatory

Everyman should wear one to a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want to be uber sexy? Just read that Primark had reduced their mankinis to 50p. Come on guys, women will fall at your feet

I'm not bragging , but do you honestly think I'd fit in a Mankini

I know I don't

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

They are sexy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is nothing at all sexy about a man in a mankini... NO NO NO... Step away from them .. Now a tight pair of boxers is so much more sexy.

Please dont let the mankini wearers aware of this offer.. My poor eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a man in a mankini to socks & sandles!

Although the combination of the two would be a sight to behold !

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

There is nothing at all sexy about a man in a mankini... NO NO NO... Step away from them .. Now a tight pair of boxers is so much more sexy.

Please dont let the mankini wearers aware of this offer.. My poor eyes

So you don't find them sexy then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer a man in a mankini to socks & sandles!

Although the combination of the two would be a sight to behold !

the meds are on there way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is nothing at all sexy about a man in a mankini... NO NO NO... Step away from them .. Now a tight pair of boxers is so much more sexy.

Please dont let the mankini wearers aware of this offer.. My poor eyes

So you don't find them sexy then?

Ermmmm let me think about this one... NOOOOOOOOOO and just to clarify.. NO

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By *eard-lincolnMan
over a year ago

near lincoln

Sounds like a challenge. Make the mankini sexy . Hmm I'm sure someone can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer a man in a mankini to socks & sandles!

Although the combination of the two would be a sight to behold !

the meds are on there way

I'm already on them ! They're obviously not working..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer a man in a mankini to socks & sandles!

Although the combination of the two would be a sight to behold !

the meds are on there way

I'm already on them ! They're obviously not working..........

You need stronger ones... Now step away from the thread , find a darkened room and lay down for awhile hopefully this madness may pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer a man in a mankini to socks & sandles!

Although the combination of the two would be a sight to behold !

...i can pull the socks off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer a man in a mankini to socks & sandles!

Although the combination of the two would be a sight to behold !

the meds are on there way

I'm already on them ! They're obviously not working..........

That's because they're too busy ordering on primark's website;

"Forth the revolution!!!"

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By *eard-lincolnMan
over a year ago

near lincoln

Well I've tried all morning. It's impossible to look sexy. Might post a pic when pub opens

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By *arlock69Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

All of my friends get the pleasure of seeing me wearing a lime green one...and a purple afro!!...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg - this is the bees knees thread

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By *eard-lincolnMan
over a year ago

near lincoln

There we go. One hour only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMÄÖ. - fair play dude!

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By *eard-lincolnMan
over a year ago

near lincoln

"LMÄÖ. - fair play dude!

Lol it's getting fabs

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By *obby9incherMan
over a year ago

harbury

i have scared people around the world in mine, see profile pic lmao nobby x

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"There we go. One hour only"

Quick, lets get mankinis into the most fab'd pics of the week

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By *eard-lincolnMan
over a year ago

near lincoln

"i have scared people around the world in mine, see profile pic lmao nobby x

Lol hat is awesome too

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"LMÄÖ. - fair play dude!

Lol it's getting fabs"

I missed it

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By *eard-lincolnMan
over a year ago

near lincoln

"LMÄÖ. - fair play dude!

Lol it's getting fabs

I missed it

Back by popular demand (1 person) for one more hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LMÄÖ. - fair play dude!

Lol it's getting fabs

I missed it

Back by popular demand (1 person) for one more hour"

I fabbed it early, just for you having the guts to post it

looks good on ya

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By *eard-lincolnMan
over a year ago

near lincoln

"LMÄÖ. - fair play dude!

Lol it's getting fabs

I missed it

Back by popular demand (1 person) for one more hour

I fabbed it early, just for you having the guts to post it

looks good on ya

Ha lol I saw your fab earlier. Don't think anyone has ever said a mankini looks good lol

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By *eard-lincolnMan
over a year ago

near lincoln

"There we go. One hour only

Quick, lets get mankinis into the most fab'd pics of the week

Lol it will never happen, unless it goes viral (looks at the regs )

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"LMÄÖ. - fair play dude!

Lol it's getting fabs

I missed it

Back by popular demand (1 person) for one more hour"

I like it. You wear it well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the law of averages there should be hoardes of women, well one or two, wishing to buy used mankini's from us.

When ordering ladies, please state colour and whether you seek front or rear staining.

Boak ur such a wrong'un lol"

You can laugh, i've had three orders so far.

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By *eard-lincolnMan
over a year ago

near lincoln

"LMÄÖ. - fair play dude!

Lol it's getting fabs

I missed it

Back by popular demand (1 person) for one more hour

I like it. You wear it well.

Why thank you. It's made my top 5 fabbed photos list lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would NEVER go near a man who wears one!!

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By *eard-lincolnMan
over a year ago

near lincoln

"I would NEVER go near a man who wears one!!

Phew luckily I took it off just in time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LMÄÖ. - fair play dude!

Lol it's getting fabs

I missed it

Back by popular demand (1 person) for one more hour

I fabbed it early, just for you having the guts to post it

looks good on ya

Ha lol I saw your fab earlier. Don't think anyone has ever said a mankini looks good lol"

I'm sure this was a first and last for me to say something like that lol I still don't get their function

and they should probably be outlawed..... But you had the balls to post the pic, I couldn't not fab it

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By *eard-lincolnMan
over a year ago

near lincoln

"LMÄÖ. - fair play dude!

Lol it's getting fabs

I missed it

Back by popular demand (1 person) for one more hour

I fabbed it early, just for you having the guts to post it

looks good on ya

Ha lol I saw your fab earlier. Don't think anyone has ever said a mankini looks good lol

I'm sure this was a first and last for me to say something like that lol I still don't get their function

and they should probably be outlawed..... But you had the balls to post the pic, I couldn't not fab it

I don't think they have a function other than humiliation . And speaking if balls it is extremely difficult to take a selfie in a mankini and not have your balls fall out. It definately takes skill

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I wore a mankini once...was not a pretty sight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wore a mankini once...was not a pretty sight

Do you look better in a bikini !

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I wore a mankini once...was not a pretty sight

Do you look better in a bikini ! "

I don't know I don't wear them..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wore a mankini once...was not a pretty sight

Do you look better in a bikini !

I don't know I don't wear them.."

Really !!!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I wore a mankini once...was not a pretty sight

Do you look better in a bikini !

I don't know I don't wear them..

Really !!!!

Lol ain't you funny....

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