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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The other side of my lounge

A knocking noise

Eek

My dog is asleep next to me so it's not her

Kids in bed

Erm

I am scared lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's UPS, you weren't in earlier in the day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's UPS, you weren't in earlier in the day. "

Did they just come in then Nd hide under the table ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't dare move off my sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spider?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water dropping off the gutter or downpipes?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

radiator pipe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A child's toys that's got dying batteries

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

could be a mouse headbutting the table?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. ghost ? x x X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Heating is off so it's not the radiators

It's stopped now

May go have a little look eek

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" . ghost ? x x X

Stop it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spider?"

Would be a fuxkibg giant one

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Ah sweetie try living in a120 year old house it always makes noises

D x

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

Who you going to call? Ghost busters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giant ghost spider?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

close ur eyes, turn around...open them...u might see something scuttle at the corner of ur eye..

yup..ur hoose is haunted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Eek!

Did have the house blessed last year due to issues so it can't be a ghost

Ok I am going to look

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

deathwatch beetle ?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Have you said 'who's there?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spider?

Would be a fuxkibg giant one "

With big boots on

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

You lot are just cruel

D x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm calling the ghostbusters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you live in a new house built on the grounds of a graveyard? You didn't have a swimming pool installed, did you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eek!

Did have the house blessed last year due to issues so it can't be a ghost

Ok I am going to look "

might not be a ghost...just something evillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

ive got a little visitor in my kitchen

it was there before i went away i covered the hole up it came out of thinking it was down it but heard a noise today ,and later my male dog was sniffing around the cooker

and staring at it then crying so i guess it must still be about x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Eek!

Did have the house blessed last year due to issues so it can't be a ghost

Ok I am going to look "

I'm interested what issues??

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

next door neighbours..

probably on cam and at it hammer n tongs..

or air in your pipes..?

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By *hoenixcouplexxCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Rat infestation? Spider with doc martins on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eek!

Did have the house blessed last year due to issues so it can't be a ghost

Ok I am going to look

I'm interested what issues??

Not nice ones lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

None the wiser

No reasons for the noise at all !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's been gone a while, I think the giant ghost spider with boots on got her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Washing machine running? Could cause pipes to rattle around if not clipped properly.

Wind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive got a little visitor in my kitchen

it was there before i went away i covered the hole up it came out of thinking it was down it but heard a noise today ,and later my male dog was sniffing around the cooker

and staring at it then crying so i guess it must still be about x"

Mice can get through a hole the size of a pencil.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Washing machine running? Could cause pipes to rattle around if not clipped properly.

Wind?"

No no heating on no appliances

Not a bulb gone

No idea

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By *hoenixcouplexxCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Mad Axe murderer at the window waiting patiently for you to fall asleep?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mad Axe murderer at the window waiting patiently for you to fall asleep?

Could be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mad Axe murderer at the window waiting patiently for you to fall asleep?

that's an awful thing to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not me, I am in the wardrobe waiting to watch you get naked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If I am not back tomorrow I have been murdered and buried under the swimming pool that I don't have by a giant axe wielding spider mouse with boots on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mad Axe murderer at the window waiting patiently for you to fall asleep?

that's an awful thing to say

To right!!! Who the hell goes around murdering axes these days

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

"If I am not back tomorrow I have been murdered and buried under the swimming pool that I don't have by a giant axe wielding spider mouse with boots on"
pmsl

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Eek!

Did have the house blessed last year due to issues so it can't be a ghost

Ok I am going to look

I'm interested what issues??

Not nice ones lol "

Still interested lol

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

a mouse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

show whatever it is ur hot nipples(while rubbing tits together)(with soap thats suddenly just appeared in ur hands)...and at this moment I'm gonna try transcending my consciousness into that fly on the wall nearby u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* Disclaimer * it wasn't me either and nothing to do with me

is it the heebie jeebies ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I am not back tomorrow I have been murdered and buried under the swimming pool that I don't have by a giant axe wielding spider mouse with boots on"

You forgot the giant axe wielding spider mouse with boots on also has a parcel from dhl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last night I was hearing a breathing noise next to me in the bed

. Had to get off the bed, put the lights on and checked the whole room even under the bed! Crazy lol.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Mad Axe murderer at the window waiting patiently for you to fall asleep?

surely a mad person could'nt be patient..

unless they were of course..

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

It's behind you....

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

" . ghost ? x x X

Stop it "
sorry . a polterguist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I am not back tomorrow I have been murdered and buried under the swimming pool that I don't have by a giant axe wielding spider mouse with boots on"

Lol lol

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"* Disclaimer * it wasn't me either and nothing to do with me

is it the heebie jeebies ?

they'r horrible they are..

mind you not half as bad as their cousins..

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I feel for you as I thought my house was haunted before I even moved into it...hope all is ok in all seriousness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been thinking that for the last week it's really annoying it's a bit like tinnitus. But I will ignore it anyway.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

have you found what it was yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can I take out forum insurance ? Will it cover me for this type of thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not going to be able to bloody sleep tonight reading all this

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I feel for you as I thought my house was haunted before I even moved into it...hope all is ok in all seriousness

joking aside we have a 'spirit' or something in our house, we have both felt that someone is nearby or in the same room on several occasions..

and one of the dogs (the sensible one)every now and then will stand and stare at a point in the hall with his hackles raised..

dont feel its malevolent or anything, it just is..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"* Disclaimer * it wasn't me either and nothing to do with me

is it the heebie jeebies ?

they'r horrible they are..

mind you not half as bad as their cousins.."

they would be the screaming adnabs then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel for you as I thought my house was haunted before I even moved into it...hope all is ok in all seriousness

I was hearing noises and felt funny feelings

Then one night the feeling was so strong as I wNt up the stairs to bed and then there was bangs outside my door I said a prayer then was a flash of light and a growl noise then silence

Called parents next mornibg who called the church in who blessed my house

I had subconsciously put random protection things in certain places such as bibles by both children's bedroom doors

A family picture on the stairs which was always the point when the feeling of being followed stopped

Well if it was bollocks then so be it but house been fine since

This noise is different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"* Disclaimer * it wasn't me either and nothing to do with me

is it the heebie jeebies ?

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we know it wasn't you, she said a knocking sound not the table leg falling off for no apparent reason

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"have you found what it was yet?"

No idea

Nothing there

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I feel for you as I thought my house was haunted before I even moved into it...hope all is ok in all seriousness

I was hearing noises and felt funny feelings

Then one night the feeling was so strong as I wNt up the stairs to bed and then there was bangs outside my door I said a prayer then was a flash of light and a growl noise then silence

Called parents next mornibg who called the church in who blessed my house

I had subconsciously put random protection things in certain places such as bibles by both children's bedroom doors

A family picture on the stairs which was always the point when the feeling of being followed stopped

Well if it was bollocks then so be it but house been fine since

This noise is different "

I hope you are ok xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I take out forum insurance ? Will it cover me for this type of thing

I'll cover u...

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"* Disclaimer * it wasn't me either and nothing to do with me

is it the heebie jeebies ?

they'r horrible they are..

mind you not half as bad as their cousins..

they would be the screaming adnabs then

no, thats their in laws..

their cousins are the jeebie heebies..

think they're from Norfolk..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I take out forum insurance ? Will it cover me for this type of thing

I'll cover u...

With what lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are some evil minded forumites on here tonight.

Nothing to worry about Angel, its just the borrowers and they don't hurt anyone

Hope you sleep well x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel for you as I thought my house was haunted before I even moved into it...hope all is ok in all seriousness

I was hearing noises and felt funny feelings

Then one night the feeling was so strong as I wNt up the stairs to bed and then there was bangs outside my door I said a prayer then was a flash of light and a growl noise then silence

Called parents next mornibg who called the church in who blessed my house

I had subconsciously put random protection things in certain places such as bibles by both children's bedroom doors

A family picture on the stairs which was always the point when the feeling of being followed stopped

Well if it was bollocks then so be it but house been fine since

This noise is different

I hope you are ok xx "

I am

It's not like that when that was going on

Dunno what this was tho

Just upstairs out the way now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"* Disclaimer * it wasn't me either and nothing to do with me

is it the heebie jeebies ?

we know it wasn't you, she said a knocking sound not the table leg falling off for no apparent reason

xx"

has she checked the legs are all there recently ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"* Disclaimer * it wasn't me either and nothing to do with me

is it the heebie jeebies ?

we know it wasn't you, she said a knocking sound not the table leg falling off for no apparent reason

has she checked the legs are all there recently ??

I did not check if all legs are intact on my table

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I feel for you as I thought my house was haunted before I even moved into it...hope all is ok in all seriousness

I was hearing noises and felt funny feelings

Then one night the feeling was so strong as I wNt up the stairs to bed and then there was bangs outside my door I said a prayer then was a flash of light and a growl noise then silence

Called parents next mornibg who called the church in who blessed my house

I had subconsciously put random protection things in certain places such as bibles by both children's bedroom doors

A family picture on the stairs which was always the point when the feeling of being followed stopped

Well if it was bollocks then so be it but house been fine since

This noise is different

I hope you are ok xx

I am

It's not like that when that was going on

Dunno what this was tho

Just upstairs out the way now "

Ok good xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I take out forum insurance ? Will it cover me for this type of thing

I'll cover u...

With what lol"

protective ectoplasmic man juice

what else ffs!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

my bollocks dont make that much noise if i bash them against a table leg ... i do say ouch though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I take out forum insurance ? Will it cover me for this type of thing

I'll cover u...

With what lol

protective ectoplasmic man juice

what else ffs!"

Ah so kind of you to protect me in this way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my bollocks dont make that much noise if i bash them against a table leg ... i do say ouch though"

I dont remember her mentioning bollocks though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my bollocks dont make that much noise if i bash them against a table leg ... i do say ouch though

I dont remember her mentioning bollocks though

Shh I was trying to keep them a secret!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my bollocks dont make that much noise if i bash them against a table leg ... i do say ouch though

I dont remember her mentioning bollocks though

Shh I was trying to keep them a secret!!"

ooooooooooooops sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Still alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still alive"

Yaaaayyyyy...!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still alive

Yaaaayyyyy...!!!!

I agree lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had a scare night before last so im with you on this - was it windy out and something banging outside? glad youre still alve x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i had a scare night before last so im with you on this - was it windy out and something banging outside? glad youre still alve x"

No not windy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i had a scare night before last so im with you on this - was it windy out and something banging outside? glad youre still alve x

No not windy

i never found out what my noise was either -

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i had a scare night before last so im with you on this - was it windy out and something banging outside? glad youre still alve x

No not windy

i never found out what my noise was either -

Who we gonna call lol

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"i had a scare night before last so im with you on this - was it windy out and something banging outside? glad youre still alve x

No not windy

i never found out what my noise was either -

Who we gonna call lol"

Too late to call Harold Ramis

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i had a scare night before last so im with you on this - was it windy out and something banging outside? glad youre still alve x

No not windy

i never found out what my noise was either -

Who we gonna call lol

Too late to call Harold Ramis

Indeed

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Yay you are alive lol..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yay you are alive lol.."

Wahoo !

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