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"Its a bastard innit " No it aint its a fecking bastard, | |||
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"**Wants to lick all the ice cream off of Femme **" oh go on then after the last episode with the ice cream, take ya best lick lol | |||
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"**Wants to lick all the ice cream off of Femme **oh go on then after the last episode with the ice cream, take ya best lick lol " Well darling that WAS what came to mind - except it wasnt the packaging to blame last time, hehehehehe | |||
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"**Wants to lick all the ice cream off of Femme ** joins the queue" oooooooooooooooooh HELLO stranger!!! Come here - jump the queue | |||
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"**Wants to lick all the ice cream off of Femme ** joins the queue oooooooooooooooooh HELLO stranger!!! Come here - jump the queue" ooooooh a debz n sharp dressed man sand wich | |||
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"**Wants to lick all the ice cream off of Femme ** joins the queue oooooooooooooooooh HELLO stranger!!! Come here - jump the queueooooooh a debz n sharp dressed man sand wich " Ohhhhh indeed And SDM is such a gent - but i bet we could make him be a naughty boy | |||
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"Bloody, fecking idiots that design this these days, took me ages to finally get into my fav ice cream, and when i thought i had, i hadnt, then tried force, and guess what????? Oh the top came off alright.....but the fecking sodding ice cream ended up over me!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR " Did it have a kiddy proof top on it then | |||
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"Bloody, fecking idiots that design this these days, took me ages to finally get into my fav ice cream, and when i thought i had, i hadnt, then tried force, and guess what????? Oh the top came off alright.....but the fecking sodding ice cream ended up over me!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Did it have a kiddy proof top on it then " You really DO love a good spanking dont you!!!! | |||
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"Bloody, fecking idiots that design this these days, took me ages to finally get into my fav ice cream, and when i thought i had, i hadnt, then tried force, and guess what????? Oh the top came off alright.....but the fecking sodding ice cream ended up over me!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR It would be just my luck for it to be feckin pistacio, I hate that flavour and I ain't licking it off nobody, not even Cheryl. Yuk!! " no it was chocolate | |||
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"Bloody, fecking idiots that design this these days, took me ages to finally get into my fav ice cream, and when i thought i had, i hadnt, then tried force, and guess what????? Oh the top came off alright.....but the fecking sodding ice cream ended up over me!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR It would be just my luck for it to be feckin pistacio, I hate that flavour and I ain't licking it off nobody, not even Cheryl. Yuk!! " Nope it was chocolate - and you are late, so missed most of it - have left some the better delights til last tho - hehehehehe | |||
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"Bloody, fecking idiots that design this these days, took me ages to finally get into my fav ice cream, and when i thought i had, i hadnt, then tried force, and guess what????? Oh the top came off alright.....but the fecking sodding ice cream ended up over me!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR It would be just my luck for it to be feckin pistacio, I hate that flavour and I ain't licking it off nobody, not even Cheryl. Yuk!! Nope it was chocolate - and you are late, so missed most of it - have left some the better delights til last tho - hehehehehe" I wouldn't lick chocolate off a woman either, she might sneak a fart out and disguise the follow through in amongst the ice cream. After reading about the chewing gum in pubes thread I wouldn't trust a woman not to slip one out. | |||
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"Bloody, fecking idiots that design this these days, took me ages to finally get into my fav ice cream, and when i thought i had, i hadnt, then tried force, and guess what????? Oh the top came off alright.....but the fecking sodding ice cream ended up over me!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR It would be just my luck for it to be feckin pistacio, I hate that flavour and I ain't licking it off nobody, not even Cheryl. Yuk!! Nope it was chocolate - and you are late, so missed most of it - have left some the better delights til last tho - hehehehehe I wouldn't lick chocolate off a woman either, she might sneak a fart out and disguise the follow through in amongst the ice cream. After reading about the chewing gum in pubes thread I wouldn't trust a woman not to slip one out. " Surely not??? Why chewing gum. And WHY pubes???? | |||
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"I believe it has something to do with making the package more resistant to tempering by people with malicious intentions. " well the only malicious thing i wanted to do was eat the bugger!!! | |||
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"I believe it has something to do with making the package more resistant to tempering by people with malicious intentions. well the only malicious thing i wanted to do was eat the bugger!!! " Did you know - that mo9st minor accidents are actually from food packaging and people trying to get in em. Peopleusing knives and scissors on back etc, Cutting yourself on those peel back lids, Worst is the corn beef tins, hehehehe Thats a fact | |||
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