FabSwingers.com forum: Not a good meet

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You meet, chat, seem to get on well. But when you start having sex you realise that there's just no spark and you're really not compatible after all.

What do you do?

Hope it's over quickly and just carry on.

Apologise and leave immediately.

Or.......?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just fart and he'll be the one to leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

deflate her and send her back for a refund.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm not sure....probably say get off me this ain't happening

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"Just fart and he'll be the one to leave

Most effective if he's rimming you

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Thankfully I've not been in that position

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Put up with it, then try to let them down gently when they want to meet again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ide say sorry but this really isn't doing it for me then make a sharp exit

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"You meet, chat, seem to get on well. But when you start having sex you realise that there's just no spark and you're really not compatible after all.

What do you do?

Hope it's over quickly and just carry on.

Apologise and leave immediately.

Or.......?"

What did you end up doing?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"You meet, chat, seem to get on well. But when you start having sex you realise that there's just no spark and you're really not compatible after all.

What do you do?

Hope it's over quickly and just carry on.

Apologise and leave immediately.

Or.......?"

.....say, "look mate, you were ok down the boozer but blowjob wise, forget it. Outski. Nowski."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just fart and he'll be the one to leave

Most effective if he's rimming you"

Ewwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"deflate her and send her back for a refund."

Haha that's brilliant!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

just say 'stop, i've forgotten to put the cream on my foo foo..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put up with it, then try to let them down gently when they want to meet again.

This

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
over a year ago

Derby

Cum and run...!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretend you have a sore head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just fart and he'll be the one to leave

Most effective if he's rimming you

Ewwwwwww

That made me lol!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. . ask for a divorce?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

". . ask for a divorce?

Hahahahaha brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start doing baby talk and tell them you love them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feign stomach cramps and pretend to throw up in the toilet. Hoping when I come out he's had it on his toes

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"Feign stomach cramps and pretend to throw up in the toilet. Hoping when I come out he's had it on his toes "

Ha. I'd ask if you were feeling better and hand you some mouth wash.

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By *picyminxWoman
over a year ago

Huntingdon

I'd definately have to be honest and say "sorry I'm not feeling this" and stop..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prob just say can we just chat for a bit then leave it there

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Tell him your hubbys due home any min ...ops did i forget to say i was married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show/tell him/her exactly what you want Nd take charge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Show/tell him/her exactly what you want Nd take charge"

Pro-active approach....Good thinking! Just take the lead and do the things that do work for you both. Everyone learns something new from these experiences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Show/tell him/her exactly what you want Nd take charge

Pro-active approach....Good thinking! Just take the lead and do the things that do work for you both. Everyone learns something new from these experiences."

Exactly

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

What do you do?

Hope it's over quickly and just carry on.

Apologise and leave immediately.

Or.......?"

Go for the comedy element: suddenly look at your watch and say you are late for dinner with Elvis Presley, grab your stuff and exit stage left, pursued by bear*.

*Shakespearean reference for you luvvies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's that famous tv phrase.

"I've started so I'll finish"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell him your hubbys due home any min ...ops did i forget to say i was married

Haha love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feign stomach cramps and pretend to throw up in the toilet. Hoping when I come out he's had it on his toes

Ha. I'd ask if you were feeling better and hand you some mouth wash. "

to which I would reply no, then fall on the floor 'unconscious'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feign stomach cramps and pretend to throw up in the toilet. Hoping when I come out he's had it on his toes

Ha. I'd ask if you were feeling better and hand you some mouth wash. "

to which I would reply no, then fall on the floor 'unconscious'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get my toys out lol or escape to the loo and make an excuse and leave x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Show/tell him/her exactly what you want Nd take charge"
spot on it takes two to tango

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell him your hubbys due home any min ...ops did i forget to say i was married

Haha love this

She must have done it before!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I dislocated a guys wrist once that put a sudden Holt to the meet

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

you must have met the same guy i met,when we were in bed he fingered me ,his cock touched my pussy a bit then he said im going to come ,and he did all over my bed

linen wtf ,funnily enough he blocked me the day after i must be too HOT for him to handle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes one or all 6 of you are just not in the right head space. Usually best to try and get and give something then call it a day. Making elaborate excuses is hard work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The benefit of being smokers

Fag break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like to say teach them/talk about it but I'mshy so probably just go along till its over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we are getting on well and having a laugh, enjoy it for what it is. Once we are having sex it's a bit too late to decide it's no good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you do?

Hope it's over quickly and just carry on.

Apologise and leave immediately.

Or.......?

Go for the comedy element: suddenly look at your watch and say you are late for dinner with Elvis Presley, grab your stuff and exit stage left, pursued by bear*.

*Shakespearean reference for you luvvies. "

Shakespeare knew Elvis????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him you love him while he's fucking you. He'll soon scarper

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By *pice of life 79Man
over a year ago

lincoln, sleaford , grantham , nottingham

Make out you've just remembered you need to be somewhere and leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe I'd ever misjudge someone that badly .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tell him you love him while he's fucking you. He'll soon scarper "

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

No idea what i'd do but some of these posts are funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea what i'd do but some of these posts are funny

intentionally

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Feign stomach cramps and pretend to throw up in the toilet. Hoping when I come out he's had it on his toes "

That's exactly what two men I met did to me. Not at the same time I hasten to add. I gave them some medication and sent them on their way rather than prolong the agony of them pretending to be ill.

One contacted me a few months later with no recollection of the event at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can usually tell after a social meet if we will click or not.... I haven't even thought of the scenario you've mentioned.

guess its a good thing we're so very thorough! It annoys some but I'd rather be safe than sorry!!

Oh how I hope this never happens to us lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hop off and jump out the window ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You meet, chat, seem to get on well. But when you start having sex you realise that there's just no spark and you're really not compatible after all.

What do you do?

Hope it's over quickly and just carry on.

Apologise and leave immediately.

Or.......?"

I erm did this once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You meet, chat, seem to get on well. But when you start having sex you realise that there's just no spark and you're really not compatible after all.

What do you do?

Hope it's over quickly and just carry on.

Apologise and leave immediately.

Or.......?

I erm did this once

The carry on bit

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"No idea what i'd do but some of these posts are funny

intentionally

Will remember these responses useful for future meets

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Can't believe I'd ever misjudge someone that badly . "

I wondered if it was quite the same for guys somehow.

I had a bad meet lately, horrible kissing and he would not stop. A guy may be able to refuse more easily but are not some women are unpleasant to kiss?

I did eventually bail out when something else occurred but was worried the response might have been unpleasant, or worse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't believe I'd ever misjudge someone that badly .

I wondered if it was quite the same for guys somehow.

I had a bad meet lately, horrible kissing and he would not stop. A guy may be able to refuse more easily but are not some women are unpleasant to kiss?

I did eventually bail out when something else occurred but was worried the response might have been unpleasant, or worse.

It's a worry...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put up with it, then try to let them down gently when they want to meet again.

This too has/is being done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You meet, chat, seem to get on well. But when you start having sex you realise that there's just no spark and you're really not compatible after all.

What do you do?

Hope it's over quickly and just carry on.

Apologise and leave immediately.

Or.......?"

Apologise and leave couldn't just go ahead to avoid upsetting them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him it's time to talk about marriage. He'll be out the door before you can put your knickers back on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell him it's time to talk about marriage. He'll be out the door before you can put your knickers back on. "

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By *ing and RideCouple
over a year ago

stockport

Pam here. We had this at a meet in a hotel. She was lovely but he was a beast lol. When he was with her he kept saying "go girl go girl do it".

How common and horrid. Turned me right off. I suddenly felt I'll. went to loo suck fingers down throat was sick and said I don't feel well. Yes a tad dramatic but didn't want to hurt anyone. So went home and enjoyed rest of our evening. Sometimes it's nice to let one down gently. Bet they reading this now and saying "fuckers"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happened to me once. We were chatting for ages and we got on really well but when met she was not only a horrible kisser but she said to me while kissing her "let me breath"! WTF never in my life a waman made me feel that my kisses are so unwanted!

. Anyway I was thinking to drive back home but that was the longest distance I've ever made for a meet so I just decided to carry on and fuck her to get make it worth my petrol. Then I asked her to bend over and she said "Oh NO! I don't like anal!" WTF? who said anything about anal?!

. I definitely need to go home lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just hope he cums quick then leaves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them you've left the iron on at home

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Just fart and he'll be the one to leave

You are soooooo innocent Jack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This all goes a long way to explaining the run of flatulent, forgetful, unwell women who fell in love with me on first date back in my single years

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Ask, 'why the Spanish build small walls and do you think all Aliens have purple spots?'

And then, 'do mine show?'

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I'd definately have to be honest and say "sorry I'm not feeling this" and stop.. "

Happened to me and yes I did stop all play....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you believe in the afterlife?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you believe in the afterlife?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just fart and he'll be the one to leave

unless he has a fart fetish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just fart and he'll be the one to leave

unless he has a fart fetish

Ha ha ha

Oh not that again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only one meet where I though why am I here.

It was a mmff. I sat in the loo for 2 hours thinking fuck sake hurry up I want to go home

I had driven the other female to the meet

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Do you not know there is no spark before getting your kit off ? excuse my naivety..

I think I would know from the kissing stage.

if not before.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Go for the comedy element: suddenly look at your watch and say you are late for dinner with Elvis Presley, grab your stuff and exit stage left, pursued by bear*.

*Shakespearean reference for you luvvies.

Shakespeare knew Elvis????

Shakespeare WAS Elvis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shakespeare WAS Elvis

Nah, they met at the chip shop where they both worked

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

What do you do?

Hope it's over quickly and just carry on.

Apologise and leave immediately.

Or.......?

Go for the comedy element: suddenly look at your watch and say you are late for dinner with Elvis Presley, grab your stuff and exit stage left, pursued by bear*.

*Shakespearean reference for you luvvies. "

Sounds more like Snagglepuss being chased by Yogi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You meet, chat, seem to get on well. But when you start having sex you realise that there's just no spark and you're really not compatible after all.

What do you do?

Hope it's over quickly and just carry on.

Apologise and leave immediately.

Or.......?"

It happens in vanilla world too doesnt it where youve gone back with a date and thought " WTF am I doing here" ( and you now the other person was thinking the same)-half way through. Never thought about just stopping- seemed reasonable and good manners from both parties to muddle through with minimum enthusiasim and fuss, get dressed and get away ad out of an embarrassing situation ASAP..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, if I'm not happy, I'm out of there. If u go through with it you may gain a pain in the butt clingon. NOT GOOD!

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By *atWolfCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

If it's 1 on 1, I think it's way to risky to just say not feeling it while they are ploughing away. It might be just a lack of spark but it's a low blow while they are giving it their best shot. I would definitely fake stomach cramp or something then make my excuses.

This has happened to me a few times. One was the worst kisser ever, slobbering all over me. Another was an older guy on Viagra who just kept on and on and on, waaaay after I went very quiet and limp haha. The worst thing was, he started trying to over compensate for it by making ridiculous, mega loud orgasmic moaning noises, like he was cumming but went on for over half an hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Start doing baby talk and tell them you love them. "

Make plans for the wedding , ask where they were born so you can get wheels in motion

ask for national insurance number so you can screw them through the csa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apologise and leave quickly.. And did so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you not know there is no spark before getting your kit off ? excuse my naivety..

I think I would know from the kissing stage.

if not before."

you can't tell from a kiss if a man is going to jump on top and ram away for half an hour, with his eyes screwed up tight, gurning his lips and grunting like an ox, trying to make himself cum

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Do you not know there is no spark before getting your kit off ? excuse my naivety..

I think I would know from the kissing stage.

if not before.

you can't tell from a kiss if a man is going to jump on top and ram away for half an hour, with his eyes screwed up tight, gurning his lips and grunting like an ox, trying to make himself cum

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Thats just put me off my Treacle Tart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you not know there is no spark before getting your kit off ? excuse my naivety..

I think I would know from the kissing stage.

if not before.

you can't tell from a kiss if a man is going to jump on top and ram away for half an hour, with his eyes screwed up tight, gurning his lips and grunting like an ox, trying to make himself cum

Thats just put me off my Treacle Tart.

sorry! Think George Clooney thougts

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Do you not know there is no spark before getting your kit off ? excuse my naivety..

I think I would know from the kissing stage.

if not before.

you can't tell from a kiss if a man is going to jump on top and ram away for half an hour, with his eyes screwed up tight, gurning his lips and grunting like an ox, trying to make himself cum

Yes, I met a guy on one of the dating sites who was one of the best kissers I'd ever met, we were falling into dark shop doorways like teenagers with the passion of it.....but he was dreadful when I slept with him, such a disappointment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you not know there is no spark before getting your kit off ? excuse my naivety..

I think I would know from the kissing stage.

if not before.

you can't tell from a kiss if a man is going to jump on top and ram away for half an hour, with his eyes screwed up tight, gurning his lips and grunting like an ox, trying to make himself cum

it's nice to be surprised when a man turns out to be an excellent kissed and lovely in bed. I had a soft spoken man totally take me by surprise

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By *riggsyMan
over a year ago

rugby

I think just be honest. There are some times you get on with the person but maybe had a bad day or not feeling it and would be wrong to carry on. Sometimes it's not the person but is yourself not feeling it. If honest that way can either look elsewhere or maybe meet again when situation is better

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Do you not know there is no spark before getting your kit off ? excuse my naivety..

I think I would know from the kissing stage.

if not before.

you can't tell from a kiss if a man is going to jump on top and ram away for half an hour, with his eyes screwed up tight, gurning his lips and grunting like an ox, trying to make himself cum

Thats just put me off my Treacle Tart.

sorry! Think George Clooney thougts

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Now, I really don't want it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not sure....probably say get off me this ain't happening "

You always say what you should say. Never what you actually think. Pfft

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By *riggsyMan
over a year ago

rugby

"I'm not sure....probably say get off me this ain't happening

You always say what you should say. Never what you actually think. Pfft "

I agree. There is such a word as tact. Nothing wrong with being polite and saying I don't think this is Working, rather than get off me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you not know there is no spark before getting your kit off ? excuse my naivety..

I think I would know from the kissing stage.

if not before.

you can't tell from a kiss if a man is going to jump on top and ram away for half an hour, with his eyes screwed up tight, gurning his lips and grunting like an ox, trying to make himself cum

Thats just put me off my Treacle Tart.

sorry! Think George Clooney thougts

Now, I really don't want it.

Ummmm.....how about Justin Bieber!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we had a meet and F knew she didn't want to play, so went to the toilet for a good ten minutes and came back and said, we are going to have to just keep this as a social meet, because ive just started a period!!!!

he soon left

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you not know there is no spark before getting your kit off ? excuse my naivety..

I think I would know from the kissing stage.

if not before.

you can't tell from a kiss if a man is going to jump on top and ram away for half an hour, with his eyes screwed up tight, gurning his lips and grunting like an ox, trying to make himself cum

This is what I was thinking of. You can't always tell until it's 'too late'. Not sure if 1 or 1 is a better or worse situation to be in. If there was more people there you could move away from the one you're not keen on. But if everyone else is busy.... eek!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there isn't a spark from the first kiss. Then, i wouldn't want to carry on. No matter how much i try, i won't be turned on at all. I learnt that the hard way once upon a time. That was the longest night of my life.

So, for me, now it's all from the kiss.

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