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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

What has been your epic cooking disaster?? Mine was making a homemade chilli for my ex husband and I got mixed up with the chilli as the Americans have loads of different jars of chilli....let's just say we nearly died of heat exhaustion lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did chicken stuffed with banana once, that went down like a lead balloon.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

once cooked the xmas turkey with the bag of giblets still inside,im ashamed to say I fished it out and didn't say a word,it tasted ok though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue string soup, blue stains all over the college kitchen years later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not mine but my ex made a pie out of codling he caught himself, beans, cabbage and potato waffles. I'll eat almost anything when I'm hungry but I couldn't eat that mess

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Blue string soup, blue stains all over the college kitchen years later "

Was you watching Bridget jones at the time??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long before Bridget.....was the clangers back then

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

So many. Top tip - don't ever use a students cookbook.

The latest was roast squash soup. I didn't realise some squash need peeling before liquidising and ended up picking bits of rock hard skin out of my soup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad not only one, i too cooked first Christmas turkey complete with giblets

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"What has been your epic cooking disaster?? Mine was making a homemade chilli for my ex husband and I got mixed up with the chilli as the Americans have loads of different jars of chilli....let's just say we nearly died of heat exhaustion lol "
mine was very similar, first chilli I ever tried to make I bought 1lb of chilli's because they where small and put the lot in

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over a year ago


"What has been your epic cooking disaster?? Mine was making a homemade chilli for my ex husband and I got mixed up with the chilli as the Americans have loads of different jars of chilli....let's just say we nearly died of heat exhaustion lol mine was very similar, first chilli I ever tried to make I bought 1lb of chilli's because they where small and put the lot in

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SWEET JESUS!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"What has been your epic cooking disaster?? Mine was making a homemade chilli for my ex husband and I got mixed up with the chilli as the Americans have loads of different jars of chilli....let's just say we nearly died of heat exhaustion lol mine was very similar, first chilli I ever tried to make I bought 1lb of chilli's because they where small and put the lot in

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Mmmm spicy!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"What has been your epic cooking disaster?? Mine was making a homemade chilli for my ex husband and I got mixed up with the chilli as the Americans have loads of different jars of chilli....let's just say we nearly died of heat exhaustion lol mine was very similar, first chilli I ever tried to make I bought 1lb of chilli's because they where small and put the lot in

Mmmm spicy! "
best bit was, the guy I lived with had no sense of smell so straight in his mouth it went

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"What has been your epic cooking disaster?? Mine was making a homemade chilli for my ex husband and I got mixed up with the chilli as the Americans have loads of different jars of chilli....let's just say we nearly died of heat exhaustion lol mine was very similar, first chilli I ever tried to make I bought 1lb of chilli's because they where small and put the lot in

Mmmm spicy! best bit was, the guy I lived with had no sense of smell so straight in his mouth it went

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Lol I can imagine his face lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"What has been your epic cooking disaster?? Mine was making a homemade chilli for my ex husband and I got mixed up with the chilli as the Americans have loads of different jars of chilli....let's just say we nearly died of heat exhaustion lol mine was very similar, first chilli I ever tried to make I bought 1lb of chilli's because they where small and put the lot in

Mmmm spicy! best bit was, the guy I lived with had no sense of smell so straight in his mouth it went

"

There should be a video of his reaction somewhere.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"What has been your epic cooking disaster?? Mine was making a homemade chilli for my ex husband and I got mixed up with the chilli as the Americans have loads of different jars of chilli....let's just say we nearly died of heat exhaustion lol mine was very similar, first chilli I ever tried to make I bought 1lb of chilli's because they where small and put the lot in

Mmmm spicy! best bit was, the guy I lived with had no sense of smell so straight in his mouth it went

There should be a video of his reaction somewhere. "
ha ha, with hindsight I should of put 2lb in

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