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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Pick their nose at traffic lights.

I spend a lot of time behind the wheel of my car and I seem to be forever seeing people have a good root up their schnozzle.

They tend to mine for green gold, then either flick it, lick it or wipe it on the cars A post

I guess it takes them a lot of concentration as they very rarely notice me pulling faces at them.

Are you a mobile miner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pick their nose at traffic lights.

I spend a lot of time behind the wheel of my car and I seem to be forever seeing people have a good root up their schnozzle.

They tend to mine for green gold, then either flick it, lick it or wipe it on the cars A post

I guess it takes them a lot of concentration as they very rarely notice me pulling faces at them.

Are you a mobile miner?"

Noooo, watched a program once about how people have a false sense of security in their cars, they feel protected by their 1mm steel box, because they feel safe and secure they deemed it a safe place to pick their noses. You don't see motorcyclists doing it

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Motorcyclists would need really big nostrils to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh sweet Jesus!!!

What with the fart thread today - I'm spoilt for choice

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Wonder how many have been caught on cam in the chat rooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well,I'll postpone my breakfast for a while.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd like to pull up next to a car dressed as a Dalek just to see if they notice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not as bad as when you see someone sneeze while driving - no handkerchief. Lovely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to pull up next to a car dressed as a Dalek just to see if they notice. "

If they don't notice you Tina then god help them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen so many do this, I can't help but laugh.

When I had a car I was very conscience about doing this so always checked nobody was looking beforehand

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I'd like to pull up next to a car dressed as a Dalek just to see if they notice. "

I imagine the driver is saying exterminate exterminate

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I've seen so many do this, I can't help but laugh.

When I had a car I was very conscience about doing this so always checked nobody was looking beforehand "

I saw ya, that's what prompted the thread

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I'd like to pull up next to a car dressed as a Dalek just to see if they notice.

I imagine the driver is saying exterminate exterminate "

I get that sometimes, anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've seen so many do this, I can't help but laugh.

When I had a car I was very conscience about doing this so always checked nobody was looking beforehand

I saw ya, that's what prompted the thread"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a woman in the communal showers at the pool yesterday having a good root and snorting snot into her hands that she then run under the shower water which flowed past me on the way to the drain. Nice one

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"There was a woman in the communal showers at the pool yesterday having a good root and snorting snot into her hands that she then run under the shower water which flowed past me on the way to the drain. Nice one "

Ewwww gross !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

saw a guy sneeze,and had green candles dangling from his nose,he looked stupified as not knowing what to do,so he opened his mouth and sucked them in.gross!! not the word for that,more like disgusting.

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

Friend of mine who is a nurse had a guy come into casualty with a very severe nose bleed. He was having a quick poke and someone ran into the back of his car. The force knocked his head forward and his nail ripped straight into the top of his nose

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Friend of mine who is a nurse had a guy come into casualty with a very severe nose bleed. He was having a quick poke and someone ran into the back of his car. The force knocked his head forward and his nail ripped straight into the top of his nose"

Haha no elf n safety in green gold mining

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"saw a guy sneeze,and had green candles dangling from his nose,he looked stupified as not knowing what to do,so he opened his mouth and sucked them in.gross!! not the word for that,more like disgusting."

I literally heaved at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

picking your nose in public is not acceptable but cross dressing is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"picking your nose in public is not acceptable but cross dressing is?"

OMG prepare for a backlash with that comment

Tina get the insurance forms out

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"picking your nose in public is not acceptable but cross dressing is?"

Oi don't come in my thread causing trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"picking your nose in public is not acceptable but cross dressing is?

OMG prepare for a backlash with that comment

Tina get the insurance forms out "
is a question not a comment! I just wondered why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pick their nose at traffic lights.

I spend a lot of time behind the wheel of my car and I seem to be forever seeing people have a good root up their schnozzle.

They tend to mine for green gold, then either flick it, lick it or wipe it on the cars A post

I guess it takes them a lot of concentration as they very rarely notice me pulling faces at them.

Are you a mobile miner?"

I was along side a guy who was picking his nose. A car hit him from behind, his elbow hit the steering wheel and his finger went knuckle deep up is Jose, the front windscreen was covered in claret. Let that be a waring xx

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