FabSwingers.com forum: Ban this, Ban That....

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Fucking hell is nowt sacred nowadays?

So as lots seem in a "Ban it" mood, what would you really like to see banned?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking hell is nowt sacred nowadays?

So as lots seem in a "Ban it" mood, what would you really like to see banned?

Celibacy

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Fake uggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking hell is nowt sacred nowadays?

So as lots seem in a "Ban it" mood, what would you really like to see banned?

Crocs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Celery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flesh coloured leggings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bananas

Dogs

Fun

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Mole Hills!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decorating

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By *erseysideridersCouple
over a year ago

wallasey

leave dogs alone nothing rong with them in rite hands ,,,,,ban ban moaners ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab..just to see the reaction of the dependants.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Mushrooms

Embalming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"leave dogs alone nothing rong with them in rite hands ,,,,,ban ban moaners ,

Booooooooo! You should be banned

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Mushrooms

Embalming

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I wouldn't ban embalming, people look really shit dead without it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messy teenagers lol xx

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Crocs

Mushrooms

People who spit in public

Cock avatars (

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Manufactured plastic boy bands and girl bands

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Dust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Decorating"

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

My local council

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Mushrooms

Embalming

I wouldn't ban embalming, people look really shit dead without it."

I know but they're dead and won't be looking in the mirror.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who says " you're not my type "

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Mushrooms

Embalming

I wouldn't ban embalming, people look really shit dead without it.

I know but they're dead and won't be looking in the mirror.

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Open coffins tell a different tale, I still have nightmares about my step father.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab..just to see the reaction of the dependants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old men in.lycra riding bikes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reality tv shows

Ignorance

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Men farting in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harry Styles

Justin Bieber

Wayne Rooney

Alan Carr

Jimmy Carr

Ricky Gervais (but not Brent)

Lee Dixon

Roy Keane

Ashley cole

Eastenders

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By *drianukMan
over a year ago

Spain, Lancs

Puritanism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flip-flops....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reality tv shows

Ignorance

Along with rudeness, impoliteness, belittlers and bullies ( people who lash out don't count as a bully to me, but does to some. So bullies who bully for no towards someone for no reason should face some sort of consequence). Probably more, but main ones. Oh add unhygienic people to the list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ban soaps on TV can't come soon enough!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Reality tv shows

Ignorance

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"Fake uggs

"Real" Uggs, read into the history of the company and you'll see why I think so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't walk straight in the streets.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"Mushrooms

Embalming

I wouldn't ban embalming, people look really shit dead without it.

I know but they're dead and won't be looking in the mirror.

Open coffins tell a different tale, I still have nightmares about my step father."

i saw my dad in his coffin they made him look too neat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cigarettes

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

How about banning people who want to ban everything.....

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Polycotton sheets

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Burger King

Clogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reality tv shows

Ignorance

Inconsiderate smokers. Just because you want smoke. Doesn't mean I want to breathe in your smoke. Also just because you smoke. It doesn't mean you should smell like piss as that's what old smoke smells like to me.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Leggings size 14 plus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loose Women and it's viewing audience.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Loose Women and it's viewing audience."
I second that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who don't walk straight in the streets.

Or the ones that just stop for no apparent reason…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

American spelling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loose Women and it's viewing audience.I second that!

I am not sure the exact nature of the program of loose women, but someone told me this is the just of it.

Richard Keys and Andy Gray got sacked from Sky Sports for slating women for not knowing about sport, etc. Yet on Loose Women they slated men in every area possible and the show is still going? Is the boss of the show/channel a woman?

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"Burger King

Clogs "

I prefer Burger King to McDonalds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Consider this:

If I ban everyone I hate there will be nobody left to punch in the face, so really I'm punishing myself as hitting people I hate is therapeutic for me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men wearing things

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

cricket?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheating diseased wives.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Women who do not get their shoes re heeled when they have worn down, they should be stopped, have their shoes taken off them and made to walk home barefoot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loose Women and it's viewing audience.I second that!

I am not sure the exact nature of the program of loose women, but someone told me this is the just of it.

Kind of why I think it stinks.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Men wearing things

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All things?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheating diseased wives."

Jesus......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men wearing things

All things?"

Bravo, me too, can't beat the naked male!

Well you can't but he won't always like it.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Cheating diseased wives."
How do you tell them from 50 paces wearing a boilersuit and goggles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leggings size 14 plus!"

I'd have nothing to schlepp over the shop in!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooops spelling mistake, men wearing things haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who don't walk straight in the streets.

This but add those that lingy long along meandering

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Shopping trolleys, the old lady ones, fucking lethal bits of kit they are!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Burger King

Clogs

I prefer Burger King to McDonalds."

You have taste bud issues. On the plus side you didn't admit to wearing clogs. VV won't have sex without them it's her equivalent to a bloke keeping his socks on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OAPs from driving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loose Women and it's viewing audience.I second that!

I am not sure the exact nature of the program of loose women, but someone told me this is the just of it.

Kind of why I think it stinks."

What the program itself or the fact some people get sacked from fling something wrong. Yet others can earn millions from doing the same thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loose Women and it's viewing audience."
Nowt wrong with loose women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Religion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loose Women and it's viewing audience. Nowt wrong with loose women

Women who are loose are brilliant.

Loose Women the TV show is an abomination. Unfunny nobodies bitching and whining about all manner of subjects, although very often it's just the opposite sex.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Loose Women and it's viewing audience. Nowt wrong with loose women

Women who are loose are brilliant.

Loose Women the TV show is an abomination. Unfunny nobodies bitching and whining about all manner of subjects, although very often it's just the opposite sex."
Again I agree...foul programme.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mobile phones

skinny jeans on men

trousers that show the guys pants

All seafood

black pudding

reality tv

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"Burger King

Clogs

I prefer Burger King to McDonalds.

You have taste bud issues. On the plus side you didn't admit to wearing clogs. VV won't have sex without them it's her equivalent to a bloke keeping his socks on

Whilst I can't understand the attraction of wooden shoes I support the wearing of footwear at all times, keep the hideous ten out of sight.

Ban the feet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgot skinny jeans

. Now they should be banned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loose Women and it's viewing audience. Nowt wrong with loose women

Women who are loose are brilliant.

Loose Women the TV show is an abomination. Unfunny nobodies bitching and whining about all manner of subjects, although very often it's just the opposite sex."

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Burger King

Clogs "

Sod off

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Leggings size 14 plus!"

You can sod off too

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Burger King

Clogs

I prefer Burger King to McDonalds.

You have taste bud issues. On the plus side you didn't admit to wearing clogs. VV won't have sex without them it's her equivalent to a bloke keeping his socks on

Double sod off

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say a certain size has to be careful as you get some who are 4ft tall and a size 20 and have no curves. Which equals unattractive in my eyes, but then you may have a girl whose about 5ft 10, a size 16/18 and they have the right amount of curves and be well proportioned. I've seen these women and they look a lot nice than most of the "smaller" women.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm going to drive down there just to kick your arse!!!

And I want to go to Costco.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Ryan. Ban Ryan!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women wearing primark leggings 2 sizes to small

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"Leggings size 14 plus!

You can sod off too

I concur!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women wearing primark leggings 2 sizes to small"

I like that, they go seethrough

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Fuck, Suck, Avoid threads.

Sprouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/02/14 00:09:04]

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Ryan's bear

McDonald's bags

Breakfast wraps

Waders

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ryan's bear

McDonald's bags

Breakfast wraps

Waders"

Oi don't bully the bear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MONDAYS!!!! Mondays should definitely be banned x

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Ryan's bear

McDonald's bags

Breakfast wraps

Waders

Oi don't bully the bear. "

I'm going to kick his arse too.

Twice.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ryan's bear

McDonald's bags

Breakfast wraps

Waders

Oi don't bully the bear.

I'm going to kick his arse too.

Twice.

he does children in need and you want to kick his arse.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Dry, sensitive skin

Eczema

Allergies

Ingrowing toenails

Nail varnish bottles with brushes that don't reach the bottom

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Ryan's bear

McDonald's bags

Breakfast wraps

Waders

Oi don't bully the bear.

I'm going to kick his arse too.

Twice.

he does children in need and you want to kick his arse. "

He can wear a bandage, just like Pudsey

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Fireworks, unless at organised displays.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

Biscuits, and the ability to make them when you successfully avoided buying them at the shop. Sigh.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Biscuits, and the ability to make them when you successfully avoided buying them at the shop. Sigh."
What kind?

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"Biscuits, and the ability to make them when you successfully avoided buying them at the shop. Sigh.What kind?

Anzacs, lovely coconut, golden syrupy, crunchy Anzacs.

I feel a bit sick now actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck, kiss, marry, avoid, fist, run away from, buy a beer, lick, shove a dildo down there japs eye threads

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Fuck, kiss, marry, avoid, fist, run away from, buy a beer, lick, shove a dildo down there japs eye threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Religion"

Amen to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Religion

Amen to that"

Sinners!!!

You'll burn in eternal damnation

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Religion

Amen to that

Sinners!!!

You'll burn in eternal damnation

"
I fucking hope so, that's my wank bank sorted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck, kiss, marry, avoid, fist, run away from, buy a beer, lick, shove a dildo down there japs eye threads

Love it, only because I'm slow at typing and end up looking like I want to kiss a guy.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Religion

Amen to that

Sinners!!!

You'll burn in eternal damnation

I fucking hope so, that's my wank bank sorted.

Your going to the Inbetween

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MacDonalds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Complaining, I was in a coach the other day and this numpty was talking to a visitor about bits of england. Every place he mentioned was a complaint. Plus it would serious limit a lot of peoples topibs of converstion. It.might even.make people more happier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cliched verrifications: a few examples being......

The real deal

A cock/ pussy to die for

Treat with repect guys.....

Cant wait.for round two

Till the next time guys......blah blah.blah

Mine are all great of course....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOVE !!!

Just the mood I am in lol x

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