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By *enith OP Woman
over a year ago

closer than you think

parents that is .....

Was talking with my mum about her hairdresser who has got herself a new fella when all of a sudden my Dad aged 86 pipes up “She has a friend with advantages”

I burst into laughter and said it was a Friend with Benefits to be told “I knew it was something similar” ……. I blame it on too much daytime TV lol

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

My mum wanted a dildo rail putting round the living room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mum wanted a dildo rail putting round the living room

Did you tell her it's much more discreet to keep them in a drawer…

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

one year my dad wanted to know which vd callum wanted for christmas

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

My mum told me she needed some to prune her clitoris once.

Turned out she meant clematis. To this day I don't know if she said it on purpose to see the look on my face, which apparently was hilarious!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"one year my dad wanted to know which vd callum wanted for christmas

Hahaha!!!! Tricky choice that one!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

When my mum was still getting the hang of owning a mobile phone and texting she sent me one to wish me well at a friends funeral .... "hope everything goes well at the funeral and he has a good send off, LOL mum x"

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