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"Researcher Wanted G'day, Due to an unforeseen repetitive strain injury to his wrist, an amazing opportunity has arisen in our FAB browsing dept. The Role. You will spend all of your day looking at faceless pictures of swingers (libertines who share a hobby) on our extensive database. Any pictures you find that maybe of scientific interest to us (images that have tits in them Bruce) will be saved and forward to our masturbation department. The Aim After years of campaigning and scaremongering, we have managed to get a large population of a popular swingers site to believe that we actually still exist. Your aim will be to get every subscriber to put a useless disclaimer in their profile forbidding us to look at their profile and check the sheilas chest pictures. The disclaimer is usually proceeded by a really poor ascii text picture of topless woman for easy identification. If you want to join our team and you feel you have the right skills to suit this role, then forward your CV to this department. The Recruitment Team." Struth, Sheila; I told you to advertise the vacancy anywhere 'BUT' Fabswingers.com!! Report to my orifice first thing!!  | |||
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"Researcher Wanted G'day, Due to an unforeseen repetitive strain injury to his wrist, an amazing opportunity has arisen in our FAB browsing dept. The Role. You will spend all of your day looking at faceless pictures of swingers (libertines who share a hobby) on our extensive database. Any pictures you find that maybe of scientific interest to us (images that have tits in them Bruce) will be saved and forward to our masturbation department. The Aim After years of campaigning and scaremongering, we have managed to get a large population of a popular swingers site to believe that we actually still exist. Your aim will be to get every subscriber to put a useless disclaimer in their profile forbidding us to look at their profile and check the sheilas chest pictures. The disclaimer is usually proceeded by a really poor ascii text picture of topless woman for easy identification. If you want to join our team and you feel you have the right skills to suit this role, then forward your CV to this department. The Recruitment Team." | |||
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"You just can't get the staff these days/ Licketysplits Department Head Length and Girth " Who's interviewing? I've had ten applications already! | |||
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"You just can't get the staff these days/ Licketysplits Department Head Length and Girth Who's interviewing? I've had ten applications already! " My department has gone to pot. I've been left to do all the measuring and write up the reports. | |||
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