FabSwingers.com forum: Worst Status Updates??

By *atWolf OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Mine has to be the old 'does anyone actually meet off here?' Grrrrrr

Cat x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab it if you want to grab it is the worst ive seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines " Total waste of time on here" but they stay on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rant type 'leaving this shit site thanks to timewasters' or 'more like fakeswingers.com, nobody ever meets us'

Get a grip people!

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I also dislike the old 'mmm thanks for tonight, you know who you are' Just thank them in private!!

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

How bizarre, I was just thinking about posting a similar topic…… mainly because I have just read a few, all of which said "Bored" or "Bored.com" - when you are in control of your own situation, you have the power to do anything, so if you're bored, do something about it!!

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

"I also dislike the old 'mmm thanks for tonight, you know who you are' Just thank them in private!!"

Agreed, they remind me of Facebook messages from people who say "I love my kids blah blah blah" - tell them then, just because you tell the whole world doesn't make it any more sincere - the sincerity comes from the heart to the person you want to give the message to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some people are so ignorant" usually singles with no pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How bizarre, I was just thinking about posting a similar topic…… mainly because I have just read a few, all of which said "Bored" or "Bored.com" - when you are in control of your own situation, you have the power to do anything, so if you're bored, do something about it!! "

Innit.

...If you don't like your current situation. Change it. You ain't no tree!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Leaving today'

Tomorrow, they're still logged on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The I'm deleting profile etc etc ....every week .in others words please talk Me out if it I need attention .....lol

Or need a slut my balls are bursting .......lovely sure that has ladies messaging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines " Total waste of time on here" but they stay on

Same ones say it all the time though quite pathetic really.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The bad ones are just so counter productive. People should bring some mirth into it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of mine are quotes from golden oldie films... (I know....don't ask....!)....And it amazes me how many times they get recognised!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spot my latest one, folks..!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst one I've seen was a man asking for a meet with women or couples 'good looking only, no pigs'

He was instantly blocked!

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By *atWolf OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Some great replies haha. I hate bored updates too...I refuse to let bored into my vocabulary! Even worse when they are board!!! Or horney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst one I've seen was a man asking for a meet with women or couples 'good looking only, no pigs'

He was instantly blocked!"

What a charmer, we must go n find him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"horney"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ours

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cos we wanna be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ours

cos we wanna be

Lol feel free to fab a pic while you're there!!! Gotcha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ours

cos we wanna be

Lol feel free to fab a pic while you're there!!! Gotcha

"
that's how ya pull em?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a status fan club !!!

I occasionally put random ones up ....like

Turn the tree into a spotlight for the universe

Usually that type of one gets more mail than my pyjama ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My most popular status update that i put up, which weirdly enough gets me messages from people. Is when i say 'i am sweating like a beaver'.

The amount of people that respond to that is surreal lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My most popular status update that i put up, which weirdly enough gets me messages from people. Is when i say 'i am sweating like a beaver'.

The amount of people that respond to that is surreal lol

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I always try to find something funny to say!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

tbh the negative ones say something about the person that sometimes saves wasting time going on a social to find out in person..

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

My biggest gripes are status's and yet mine are always moaney ones aimed at people who moan in theirs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My most popular status update that i put up, which weirdly enough gets me messages from people. Is when i say 'i am sweating like a beaver'.

The amount of people that respond to that is surreal lol

Would you like a cup of tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We see one last week after a single fella had posted a major rant on the forums about not getting a meet, his status read "Your all a bunch of c***s!" lol

I winder why he couldbt get a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please excuse my very dodgy typing above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol, GUILTY AS CHARGED. We've been using ours to send lil messages to each other. Todays is something about picking my own torture. Not sorry though guys and gals, because I know with the pics that follow, my boy is walking around with a stonking great hard-on.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"The worst one I've seen was a man asking for a meet with women or couples 'good looking only, no pigs'

He was instantly blocked!

What a charmer, we must go n find him

I find those ones quite entertaining. Especially when I respond with a polite and friendly message explaining that they don't really want to meet me cos I'm a pig/munter/fat slapper so should I block them to make it all easier?

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

"I'm so bored, can someone please entertain me?"

Yeah right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw one recently say "can't find a slut to empty my balls on" Hmmm, I wonder why lol

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Saw one recently say "can't find a slut to empty my balls on" Hmmm, I wonder why lol"

Lemme alone, it was the best I could come up with!

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frequently see things like "this site is shit" or similar. Well sod off then, be one less miserable twat on here lol

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

[Removed by poster at 25/02/14 12:22:47]

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Some of my jokes are tragic,,

I dislike the mobile numbers asking or begging for someone to ring,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jelous or slaging people off. im off work and very horny

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

all moans !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fed up of time wasters and fakes

Sick of ignorant people

Having a wank who wants my cum

Leaving fab

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

""I'm so bored, can someone please entertain me?"

Yeah right!

I might try sending a few jokes to someone with one like that and see if that's the sort of entertainment they want.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"I also dislike the old 'mmm thanks for tonight, you know who you are' Just thank them in private!!"

I hate that too get a life ffs

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

""I'm so bored, can someone please entertain me?"

Yeah right!

I might try sending a few jokes to someone with one like that and see if that's the sort of entertainment they want.

That would be funny. I do wonder what they expect...lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" ffs how many times! No single guys"

Looking for a: woman, couple (mm,mf), 'man'

I know single guys are basically the equivalent of a rare disease to some on here, but sort you looking for parameters out, otherwise it's just confusing!lulz

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"The I'm deleting profile etc etc ....every week .in others words please talk Me out if it I need attention .....lol

Or need a slut my balls are bursting .......lovely sure that has ladies messaging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My most popular status update that i put up, which weirdly enough gets me messages from people. Is when i say 'i am sweating like a beaver'.

The amount of people that respond to that is surreal lol

Would you like a cup of tea?

Amusing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best one I've seen was someone trying to score drugs.

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By *atWolf OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Another hate for me 'Tanya1571 from Hull needs to get her head out from her arse. Mirror check maybe' ... That type of thing.

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By *ewcouple20Couple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

Posts referring to someone having their period

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

You know who you are references...I always want to know who...tell me NOW !

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

My favourite was: no longer playing as hubby broke rules and had bareback sex in the shower!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just love a stupid 1 liner myself, hence why I post them haha

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

to that special one, you have my heart & we are one ( day 1 - day 3 )

not playing ( day 4- day 6 )

fuck you C**t ( day 7 )

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Saw one recently say "can't find a slut to empty my balls on" Hmmm, I wonder why lol"

There are quite a few like that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also dislike the old 'mmm thanks for tonight, you know who you are' Just thank them in private!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Mines a bit dire.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"to that special one, you have my heart & we are one ( day 1 - day 3 )

not playing ( day 4- day 6 )

fuck you C**t ( day 7 )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to that special one, you have my heart & we are one ( day 1 - day 3 )

not playing ( day 4- day 6 )

fuck you C**t ( day 7 )

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"to that special one, you have my heart & we are one ( day 1 - day 3 )

not playing ( day 4- day 6 )

fuck you C**t ( day 7 )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab it if you want to grab it is the worst ive seen

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Mine would be.. Wathcing the one show lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to that special one, you have my heart & we are one ( day 1 - day 3 )

not playing ( day 4- day 6 )

fuck you C**t ( day 7 )

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h aa

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