FabSwingers.com forum: swine flu

By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

so if this nasty looking bug comes our way ....will you still swing ...maybe with a mask

....or wait till it has passed By ??

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"so if this nasty looking bug comes our way ....will you still swing ...maybe with a mask

....or wait till it has passed By ??"

You swing with a bunch of swines?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dirty swine lol xxx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

PIG!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

trotter !

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

OINK!! pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

What are the symptoms?

Robs in the garden rolling in mud? should I be worried?

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

PORKER!!!!!

hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paul called me porker once ... Am I fat? I cried in indignation!!!! no he said, you squeel like a pig when we do doggy ..... men!!! lol xxx

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"What are the symptoms?

Robs in the garden rolling in mud? should I be worried?

nahh symptoms are sudden fever of 39 degrees pneumonia type symptoms,folwed by death..was 60 dead as of last night but its spredding fast in the states and they are very worried its going to be a pandemic.

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over a year ago

"What are the symptoms?

Robs in the garden rolling in mud? should I be worried?

I know PD ive been reading about it,the same worries of a pandemic that they had with sars.....where do all these things spring from?

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"What are the symptoms?

Robs in the garden rolling in mud? should I be worried?

I know PD ive been reading about it,the same worries of a pandemic that they had with sars.....where do all these things spring from?"

well they know where this one is from ...pigs get form of human flue and bird flue and swine flue and the various viruses echange dna between themselve this one is a highbrid of swine flue with human flue so it has jumped species .

People in states already wearing masks

so far its killed 60 in 1000 cases but all fit people ...so if it goes pandemic thats a lot of people here now who wont be here next year ...lets hope it doesnt jump the atlantic,and lets hope they are ready for it if it does .

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"What are the symptoms?

Robs in the garden rolling in mud? should I be worried?

I know PD ive been reading about it,the same worries of a pandemic that they had with sars.....where do all these things spring from?

People in states already wearing masks

can we have an edit button please ...promise to be good ...honest .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it time for me to hide under my bed?

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"Is it time for me to hide under my bed?"

not yet fuus will let you know ....i cant get under mine can i join you ..will wear a mask honest ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it time for me to hide under my bed?

not yet fuus will let you know ....i cant get under mine can i join you ..will wear a mask honest ...

Oooooh now ya talking PD...you bring the pringles

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

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yeah ok ....depends how long wee are under there ...but at least as the months go by we will have far more room ...well i will ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guffy !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahahahaha good point

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By *DSRMan
over a year ago

leicester

I would find 3 or 4 of the hottest girls I can find from this site... That and loads of alcohol and food (My acoustic guitar strapped to my back) The go and hide in a cave away from the public swine :D Let's get repoulating the earth mmm xxxx

Peace xx

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By *eviousLiasonsCouple
over a year ago

Travelling

"I would find 3 or 4 of the hottest girls I can find from this site... That and loads of alcohol and food (My acoustic guitar strapped to my back) The go and hide in a cave away from the public swine :D Let's get repoulating the earth mmm xxxx

Peace xx

Peace xx"

See... you would be a reject as far as the repopulating plan goes, as you have no proof of immunity!

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By *DSRMan
over a year ago

leicester

Peace xx

See... you would be a reject as far as the repopulating plan goes, as you have no proof of immunity!"

I see the swines have already started to spead :D lol Only joking xxx

I don't know what else to say... But if we head there right now before it gets here we will be fine... Who's with me? lol

Come to darren xx

Take care xx lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i dont eat sausage !!!

does that help ward it off ? :o

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive had my flu and pneumonia jabs will that help.

We could all hold out at chams until its over.

Seriously it is quite worrying.

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Peace xx

Peace xx"

Far to small a gene pool, you would have a serious mutant problem within a few generations..

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By *DSRMan
over a year ago

leicester

Peace xx

Far to small a gene pool, you would have a serious mutant problem within a few generations.."

Well someone got to save the human race... & I thought of it first :P pmsl... Stella? mmm d*unk later lol

haaaaa

bitzz x

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

On bright side, price of pork will plummet, just like beef did with mad cow, welsh lamb after chernoble

Though lattely we have been trying squirel, lets see the goverment hit us with a squirel outbreak scare...

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"On bright side, price of pork will plummet, just like beef did with mad cow, welsh lamb after chernoble

Though lattely we have been trying squirel, lets see the goverment hit us with a squirel outbreak scare..."

Well Walkers are doing squirrel flavoured crisps at the moment arent they - maybe thats the lead up to the new delicacy :D

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"On bright side, price of pork will plummet, just like beef did with mad cow, welsh lamb after chernoble

Though lattely we have been trying squirel, lets see the goverment hit us with a squirel outbreak scare...

Well Walkers are doing squirrel flavoured crisps at the moment arent they - maybe thats the lead up to the new delicacy :D"

He read the packet for ingredients "Suitable for vegitarians" cheeky buggers forgot to add the bloody squirel :P

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"On bright side, price of pork will plummet, just like beef did with mad cow, welsh lamb after chernoble

Though lattely we have been trying squirel, lets see the goverment hit us with a squirel outbreak scare..."

think its airborn like normal flu so doubt if pig prices will drop

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

If pigs can fly i am sure they can drop too ....;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never fear !!!!

There are plenty of pigeons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bloody hell, its spreading quick, have you seen the news

were doomed

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"bloody hell, its spreading quick, have you seen the news

were doomed"

mortality rate at moment 6% gulp ....dont like the look of this ...its mainly targetting 25-45 yr olds which is bizarre

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By *DSRMan
over a year ago

leicester

Also there is a vaccine... Enough of the stuff to cure half the world population infact. So again it's not armageddon just yet.

& in truth there is no evidence that it won't just fade out... They sinmply don't know enough about it and they are just putting fear into people... The usual stuff (No long political explaination today) peace xx

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"Also there is a vaccine... Enough of the stuff to cure half the world population infact. So again it's not armageddon just yet.

nahh its not a vaccine that is 6 months off but there is antibiotics ...but some will still go under ...as some cases are stronger ...6% dieng at moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny how there's no recorded cases in the Middle East yet. Hmmmmm we were warned about biological warfare weren't we.

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By *DSRMan
over a year ago

leicester

"Also there is a vaccine... Enough of the stuff to cure half the world population infact. So again it's not armageddon just yet.

nahh its not a vaccine that is 6 months off but there is antibiotics ...but some will still go under ...as some cases are stronger ...6% dieng at moment "

That is not what the radio has been saying all day, as far as they are making out the vaccine was developed ages ago since the swine flu has been a common thing in pigs, for years. (Granted the cells have evolved)

But, I don't have time to research these areas in great detail... Other more important (now) things to do. So maybe the radio's are just a load of paparazzi buggers, it is possible... Nothing new.

If I find time i will read up on it

Peace

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Middle east arn't exactly knows for its pig herds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah n it's getting heaps worse first case in Mexico was 123 dead I think x only good side is our country has heaps if medicine fir it other than anywhere else x apparently after it hits u it takes down your immune system but by bit then hits your lungs so you can barely breath get pneumonia ur gone x anyway that's news saying they think IRS here in Scotland now hmmm just have to wait mwah tgc play safe ppl xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well jokes aside, i hope to god it wont get here but we all know it will. law of averages aint it.

All we can do is take adequate steps and inform people properly.

I work with mainly older people and they are scared to death.

And they do think its to do with eating bloody pork....ffs

ive told them today that as far as im aware it has nothing to do with eating anything and its a virus like the asian flu etc....

its all i could say....

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"Well jokes aside, i hope to god it wont get here but we all know it will. law of averages aint it.

All we can do is take adequate steps and inform people properly.

I work with mainly older people and they are scared to death.

And they do think its to do with eating bloody pork....ffs

ive told them today that as far as im aware it has nothing to do with eating anything and its a virus like the asian flu etc....

its all i could say....

well it is airborn your avsolutely right there and the funny thing is its not hitting elderly people its seems it 25-45 yr olds at moment ...but its erly days yet eh .

so will you stop swinging or wear a mask and risk it if it goes pandemic .

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

How strange that yesterday we were told that the 2 guys in Scotland did not have swine flu as their test results were negative

Today were told they have got it but are doing well?

At least they're doing ok

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"How strange that yesterday we were told that the 2 guys in Scotland did not have swine flu as their test results were negative

Today were told they have got it but are doing well?

At least they're doing ok

yeah it was strange that ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is scary eh...

Watched the news a short while ago.. Seems one thing after another lately.

Sometimes wonder if these things are 'manufactured' and somehow escape into society even.. Just too many lately eh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well if our imegration is owt to go by we'll be inundated with the swines.....lol,so much for being an island............lol

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"This is scary eh...

Watched the news a short while ago.. Seems one thing after another lately.

Sometimes wonder if these things are 'manufactured' and somehow escape into society even.. Just too many lately eh.

nahhh inbterspecies viruses are nowt new mate just rare thankfully the last big one was in 1918 and was the same virus H1N1 but it had migrated with avian flu so was like the bird flu of today ..it lasted 3 years and even spread to the artic and it killed an estimated 100 million ...

this one has been predicted for a while now.they even dug up bodies from the last one preserved in the permfrost to identify and make sure we were ready for it ..but this one as you know is a pig ,human ,bird mix ...clever fookers these viruses .

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Thinking about it I may look better if I swing with a mask on lol

It could make for some very interesting encounters

seriously if we start getting inundated with cases it would be wiser to stop swinging or stick with people that you know and trust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" ..but this one as you know is a pig ,human ,bird mix ...clever fookers these viruses ."

Has it got a profile?? Think I saw it earlier lol...

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"Thinking about it I may look better if I swing with a mask on lol

It could make for some very interesting encounters

seriously if we start getting inundated with cases it would be wiser to stop swinging or stick with people that you know and trust

could be a novel twist to the old car key game ...pick a mask ....or guess who shagged you there cock .....sort of blimd mans fuck ....instead of bluff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mask me thinks.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

new profiles will read....

will not swing unmasked, aint bothered if you got a pic etc. aint gonna see ya face...

lmao

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"new profiles will read....

will not swing unmasked, aint bothered if you got a pic etc. aint gonna see ya face...

lmao "

pmsl ....nice one ....

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"new profiles will read....

will not swing unmasked, aint bothered if you got a pic etc. aint gonna see ya face...

lmao "

May put it on mine now for a laugh hahahaha see what reaction it gets pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"new profiles will read....

will not swing unmasked, aint bothered if you got a pic etc. aint gonna see ya face...

lmao

May put it on mine now for a laugh hahahaha see what reaction it gets pmsl"

I have and I recommend all others do the same lets start a new trend

The new safe sex!!! lol

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"new profiles will read....

will not swing unmasked, aint bothered if you got a pic etc. aint gonna see ya face...

lmao

May put it on mine now for a laugh hahahaha see what reaction it gets pmsl

I have and I recommend all others do the same lets start a new trend

The new safe sex!!! lol"

a whole new twist to playing doctors and nurses ....lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"new profiles will read....

will not swing unmasked, aint bothered if you got a pic etc. aint gonna see ya face...

lmao "

LOL

Doesnt matter if you are a minger or a munter - we wont see your face anyhow - please apply within if you are willing to wear a mask!!!

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think i have swine flu, im coming out in rashers

lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"i think i have swine flu, im coming out in rashers

lol"

Heehee i had that joke today too, you BOAR!!!!

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i won a holiday to mexico, i cant go

i'm pig sick!!

lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"i won a holiday to mexico, i cant go

i'm pig sick!!

lol"

PMSL!!!

That was a porker of a joke that has left me crackling!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new disease has just been discovered - a rare hybrid between swine flu and bird flu.

They're calling it Pigs Can Fly flu.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

So I hear Swine Flu is becoming a global pandemic.

The last gift to the world from Jade Goody.

and now Kerry Kotona is shitting bricks!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The WHO has lifted its pandemic alert from phase 3 to phase 4, indicating the risk of a deadly global outbreak of swine Fever.

What the fuck do Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey know about Flu Virus outbreaks???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think i got swine flu im coming out in rashers

sorry cudnt resist lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh we are getting a leaflet thro our doors apparently....101 ways to avoid swine flu...bet thats going to be a gripping read

Fook Asda wont have any bread or milk then...they will all be out panic buying...der!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck, Fuck, Fuckerdy Fuck

Apparentley theres an out break in Walsall and I was going to go to Chams today, bullocks, it will be dead now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh great! Our fb is still in Mexico on a diving holiday!!

Just heard on the news that the Government has 32 million face masks on order ... so 26 million will have to use a kleenex (one way of getting rid of scroungers, chavs and pikeys in one fell swoop!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think i have swine flu, im coming out in rashers

lol"

Don't panick yet... you can get some 'oinkment' for that ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just had a phone call of gemma shes ran out of petrol she says shes to scared to go the garage coz of swine flu

i said ya sill mere its in mexico not texaco lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If any of you are bored on the daily commute on the bus or overcrowded train lol...

Have a fictitious chat on your phone, chat about your lovely recent tour of mexico .. then sneeze heavily whilst hanging up lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If any of you are bored on the daily commute on the bus or overcrowded train lol...

Have a fictitious chat on your phone, chat about your lovely recent tour of mexico .. then sneeze heavily whilst hanging up lol..."

lol

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

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feck its up the road from me in reditch ...that was quick ...mexico to reditch in a few days ...aaaaaachooo ....what eh ....oink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If any of you are bored on the daily commute on the bus or overcrowded train lol...

Have a fictitious chat on your phone, chat about your lovely recent tour of mexico .. then sneeze heavily whilst hanging up lol...

lol"

Wicked girl!!! tsk hehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

could be worse it could be pussy possee flu ... think about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to make this one easier to spot with the other one lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a sad day...

The first Celeb casualty of the swine flu........

Kermit has told Miss Piggy to fluck off....

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over a year ago

"Its a sad day...

The first Celeb casualty of the swine flu........

Kermit has told Miss Piggy to fluck off....

aaaww poor miss piggy does she need some oinkment to make her feel better? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

doc told her that her PIGMENT was fading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring it on amigo.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well i tried ringing that swineflu help line and all i got was crackling !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no need to worry they have just brought out an oinkment that cures it.

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

I`v come out in rashers should I be worried

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