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I was actually mad earlier.. on the way home from work, ran into M&S.... they had ran out of coleslaw... not just the normal ones but even the fruit coleslaw!!!
mildly miffed.. and I though "wow, i think the is the 1st "1st world issue" I have had...
so what "1st world issues" have you had... the more mundane the better... | |||
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"I didn't know people in Newcastle ate coleslaw lol" Only if it's got fruit in!!  | |||
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"on Saturday my Americano with hot milk was slightly cooler than I like it to be "i have to press a button on the remote to change Tv channels...it can be very tiring on my thumb | |||
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"I didn't know people in Newcastle ate coleslaw lol" anything with fruit in it counts as one of my "five a day" in my world.... | |||
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" Obama, Hague et al." Milliband, Harm-men, and Balls et al | |||
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"My loo roll isn't soft enough.  "Is it that shiny stuff? | |||
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So I came out with dressed lobster instead  | |||
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"I didn't know people in Newcastle ate coleslaw lol anything with fruit in it counts as one of my "five a day" in my world.... "Does that include cider? | |||
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"I went to M&S to buy beef wellington for my birthday treat, but they didn't have any
So I came out with dressed lobster instead "Happy birthday. | |||
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"I went to M&S to buy beef wellington for my birthday treat, but they didn't have any
So I came out with dressed lobster instead "odd staff working there now lol | |||
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"I'm getting seriously pissed off as I'm working on the business website, making real progress with SEO and other jargon but the fecking internet keeps cutting out. I've decided to take a breather and paint my nails to calm down but my favourite colour has run out. Feeling like a spoilt stroppy brat." Spoiled...Never! you're worth it!  | |||
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"nobody seems to make mens trousers for men who have actual legs anymore. "Are the trousers legless then? | |||
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"nobody seems to make mens trousers for men who have actual legs anymore.
Are the trousers legless then?"No; the legs are tiny. They have names like 'skinny' and 'slim fit' even the 'straight fit' (which is about as baggy as they get at the moment) is a challenge - If I want 'slim fit', my choice is to either get a waist size 4ins wider than my actual waist or to somehow evolve smaller legs. | |||
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"nobody seems to make mens trousers for men who have actual legs anymore.
Are the trousers legless then?
No; the legs are tiny. They have names like 'skinny' and 'slim fit' even the 'straight fit' (which is about as baggy as they get at the moment) is a challenge - If I want 'slim fit', my choice is to either get a waist size 4ins wider than my actual waist or to somehow evolve smaller legs. "You have rather lovely legs. I'm going to have to update my crush post now. | |||
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"nobody seems to make mens trousers for men who have actual legs anymore.
Are the trousers legless then?
No; the legs are tiny. They have names like 'skinny' and 'slim fit' even the 'straight fit' (which is about as baggy as they get at the moment) is a challenge - If I want 'slim fit', my choice is to either get a waist size 4ins wider than my actual waist or to somehow evolve smaller legs.
You have rather lovely legs. I'm going to have to update my crush post now. "Why thankyou. If it helps calm you, you could imagine me trying to get a pair of such trousers back over my calves (they seem to go on ok until they get above my knees) and ending up on the floor of the changing room... | |||
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"nobody seems to make mens trousers for men who have actual legs anymore.
Are the trousers legless then?
No; the legs are tiny. They have names like 'skinny' and 'slim fit' even the 'straight fit' (which is about as baggy as they get at the moment) is a challenge - If I want 'slim fit', my choice is to either get a waist size 4ins wider than my actual waist or to somehow evolve smaller legs. "I have the opposite problem. If trousers fit my waist and jelly belly they are loose on my hips and look ridiculous and are like sails on my legs. Slim fit jeans that fit my waist look straight leg on me. And straight leg jeans look bootcut.  | |||
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"nobody seems to make mens trousers for men who have actual legs anymore.
Are the trousers legless then?
No; the legs are tiny. They have names like 'skinny' and 'slim fit' even the 'straight fit' (which is about as baggy as they get at the moment) is a challenge - If I want 'slim fit', my choice is to either get a waist size 4ins wider than my actual waist or to somehow evolve smaller legs.
You have rather lovely legs. I'm going to have to update my crush post now.
Why thankyou. If it helps calm you, you could imagine me trying to get a pair of such trousers back over my calves (they seem to go on ok until they get above my knees) and ending up on the floor of the changing room..."Imagine you half naked on the floor is supposed to calm us? Er, not so much. | |||
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"nobody seems to make mens trousers for men who have actual legs anymore.
Are the trousers legless then?
No; the legs are tiny. They have names like 'skinny' and 'slim fit' even the 'straight fit' (which is about as baggy as they get at the moment) is a challenge - If I want 'slim fit', my choice is to either get a waist size 4ins wider than my actual waist or to somehow evolve smaller legs.
You have rather lovely legs. I'm going to have to update my crush post now.
Why thankyou. If it helps calm you, you could imagine me trying to get a pair of such trousers back over my calves (they seem to go on ok until they get above my knees) and ending up on the floor of the changing room...
Imagine you half naked on the floor is supposed to calm us? Er, not so much."Its more the redfaced swearing and the comically stuck trousers.... | |||
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"nobody seems to make mens trousers for men who have actual legs anymore.
Are the trousers legless then?
No; the legs are tiny. They have names like 'skinny' and 'slim fit' even the 'straight fit' (which is about as baggy as they get at the moment) is a challenge - If I want 'slim fit', my choice is to either get a waist size 4ins wider than my actual waist or to somehow evolve smaller legs.
You have rather lovely legs. I'm going to have to update my crush post now.
Why thankyou. If it helps calm you, you could imagine me trying to get a pair of such trousers back over my calves (they seem to go on ok until they get above my knees) and ending up on the floor of the changing room...
Imagine you half naked on the floor is supposed to calm us? Er, not so much.
Its more the redfaced swearing and the comically stuck trousers.... "Stuck trousers = can't run away. Still not seeing the problem.  | |||
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"nobody seems to make mens trousers for men who have actual legs anymore.
Are the trousers legless then?
No; the legs are tiny. They have names like 'skinny' and 'slim fit' even the 'straight fit' (which is about as baggy as they get at the moment) is a challenge - If I want 'slim fit', my choice is to either get a waist size 4ins wider than my actual waist or to somehow evolve smaller legs.
You have rather lovely legs. I'm going to have to update my crush post now.
Why thankyou. If it helps calm you, you could imagine me trying to get a pair of such trousers back over my calves (they seem to go on ok until they get above my knees) and ending up on the floor of the changing room...
Imagine you half naked on the floor is supposed to calm us? Er, not so much.
Its more the redfaced swearing and the comically stuck trousers....
Stuck trousers = can't run away. Still not seeing the problem. "Ok ok, you win.  | |||
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"nobody seems to make mens trousers for men who have actual legs anymore.
Are the trousers legless then?
No; the legs are tiny. They have names like 'skinny' and 'slim fit' even the 'straight fit' (which is about as baggy as they get at the moment) is a challenge - If I want 'slim fit', my choice is to either get a waist size 4ins wider than my actual waist or to somehow evolve smaller legs.
You have rather lovely legs. I'm going to have to update my crush post now.
Why thankyou. If it helps calm you, you could imagine me trying to get a pair of such trousers back over my calves (they seem to go on ok until they get above my knees) and ending up on the floor of the changing room...
Imagine you half naked on the floor is supposed to calm us? Er, not so much.
Its more the redfaced swearing and the comically stuck trousers....
Stuck trousers = can't run away. Still not seeing the problem.
Ok ok, you win. "I do? What do I win? | |||
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"nobody seems to make mens trousers for men who have actual legs anymore.
Are the trousers legless then?
No; the legs are tiny. They have names like 'skinny' and 'slim fit' even the 'straight fit' (which is about as baggy as they get at the moment) is a challenge - If I want 'slim fit', my choice is to either get a waist size 4ins wider than my actual waist or to somehow evolve smaller legs.
You have rather lovely legs. I'm going to have to update my crush post now.
Why thankyou. If it helps calm you, you could imagine me trying to get a pair of such trousers back over my calves (they seem to go on ok until they get above my knees) and ending up on the floor of the changing room...
Imagine you half naked on the floor is supposed to calm us? Er, not so much.
Its more the redfaced swearing and the comically stuck trousers....
Stuck trousers = can't run away. Still not seeing the problem.
Ok ok, you win.
I do? What do I win? "A trip to Ringwood to help Jimi in the changing room as he tries on trousers. | |||
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"nobody seems to make mens trousers for men who have actual legs anymore.
Are the trousers legless then?
No; the legs are tiny. They have names like 'skinny' and 'slim fit' even the 'straight fit' (which is about as baggy as they get at the moment) is a challenge - If I want 'slim fit', my choice is to either get a waist size 4ins wider than my actual waist or to somehow evolve smaller legs.
You have rather lovely legs. I'm going to have to update my crush post now.
Why thankyou. If it helps calm you, you could imagine me trying to get a pair of such trousers back over my calves (they seem to go on ok until they get above my knees) and ending up on the floor of the changing room...
Imagine you half naked on the floor is supposed to calm us? Er, not so much.
Its more the redfaced swearing and the comically stuck trousers....
Stuck trousers = can't run away. Still not seeing the problem.
Ok ok, you win.
I do? What do I win?
A trip to Ringwood to help Jimi in the changing room as he tries on trousers."Total waste of time. He looks better without them. I could perhaps lube his legs in an effort to help. | |||
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"nobody seems to make mens trousers for men who have actual legs anymore.
Are the trousers legless then?
No; the legs are tiny. They have names like 'skinny' and 'slim fit' even the 'straight fit' (which is about as baggy as they get at the moment) is a challenge - If I want 'slim fit', my choice is to either get a waist size 4ins wider than my actual waist or to somehow evolve smaller legs.
You have rather lovely legs. I'm going to have to update my crush post now.
Why thankyou. If it helps calm you, you could imagine me trying to get a pair of such trousers back over my calves (they seem to go on ok until they get above my knees) and ending up on the floor of the changing room...
Imagine you half naked on the floor is supposed to calm us? Er, not so much.
Its more the redfaced swearing and the comically stuck trousers....
Stuck trousers = can't run away. Still not seeing the problem.
Ok ok, you win.
I do? What do I win?
A trip to Ringwood to help Jimi in the changing room as he tries on trousers.
Total waste of time. He looks better without them.
I could perhaps lube his legs in an effort to help. "Ok, but I hope you were thinking 'baby oil' and not 'vasoline'.... | |||
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"nobody seems to make mens trousers for men who have actual legs anymore.
Are the trousers legless then?
No; the legs are tiny. They have names like 'skinny' and 'slim fit' even the 'straight fit' (which is about as baggy as they get at the moment) is a challenge - If I want 'slim fit', my choice is to either get a waist size 4ins wider than my actual waist or to somehow evolve smaller legs.
You have rather lovely legs. I'm going to have to update my crush post now.
Why thankyou. If it helps calm you, you could imagine me trying to get a pair of such trousers back over my calves (they seem to go on ok until they get above my knees) and ending up on the floor of the changing room...
Imagine you half naked on the floor is supposed to calm us? Er, not so much.
Its more the redfaced swearing and the comically stuck trousers....
Stuck trousers = can't run away. Still not seeing the problem.
Ok ok, you win.
I do? What do I win?
A trip to Ringwood to help Jimi in the changing room as he tries on trousers.
Total waste of time. He looks better without them.
I could perhaps lube his legs in an effort to help.
Ok, but I hope you were thinking 'baby oil' and not 'vasoline'...."I have a range of lube options, all much nicer than baby oil Some are flavoured, some are aromatic and some warm, tingle or enhance in some way. | |||
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