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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

There are the good, the bad and the looks better from a distance, type of look at me threads.

The good ones are the one's where someone has uploaded a cracking new pic (my new dress from Saturday night, obviously) or something of general interest, such as for guys a new substitute for a Sky remote, or just fancy dress. There are also the witty ones, such as the one in the clever status update thread, that just said 'mine' and indeed, his status did just say 'mine'.

There are the bad ones. The ones where people are asking for profile advice for the 4th time, having paid no attention at all to anyone's advice the previous 3 times and still have 2 lines of profile and 1 pic of their cock. Or the desperate ones about why does no one want to meet me? Mostly because their profile has had as much effort put into it as I would in finding a nice pair of drab trousers .

Then we come to the seemed a good idea at the time.

The slagging something off - The OP will say that all girls in his region are rough, Methodists, lesbians, watch Call the Midwife, alien, have a foofoo that you can get lost in, take your pick. Either way, they get slaughtered under an avalanche of counter arguments.

The contentious post - someone will post something, such as do bbw girls do it worse? and expect to get something positive back such as a meet as one is desperate to prove him wrong. You can almost picture the level of blocks going up faster than the rev counter of an Xwing in a rush. After 100 posts of which 99 are stinging, they will try to pass this off as a bit of banter and convince no one, not even the spider on the wall.

There are the is my cock too big, too small, my nose too wonky, do I have too many balls (if they are holding a bag of tennis balls this goes up to the good category), am I too good looking? These always grate on people as the OP comes over as being arrogant or needy. See also rate my armpit threads, as you have to be pretty damn sure of the result before asking that question.

There are so many ways of doing a look at me thread that will go wrong that it is hard to do one that will go fine, unless you disguise it as a guide to look at me threads, obviously.

So what would you suggest is a good, bad and ugly attempt at getting people to look at you?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Just post.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

And there is this type as above

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

or above the one above even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The good

Good banter

The bad

Kiss fuck avoid and anything that is woe is me.

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mention you like watersports

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im.not sure, but I think my boobs have grown..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "Don't look at my profile" ones.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Can anyone spot the oxymoron in Tina's post?

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Im.not sure, but I think my boobs have grown..

"

I approve

Oxymoron?

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By *ingjayMan
over a year ago

exeter

Look at me!!!!! Fir no reason..... But there is a 50p charge per view.... (Mods it was a joke, don't put me in that deep dark hole again)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The look at my Dick threads

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

the good

the bad

and the ugly

oh and look at me lol

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe


"the good

the bad

and the ugly

oh and look at me lol"

Well look below xxx

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"the good

the bad

and the ugly

oh and look at me lol

Well look below xxx "

im looking up lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The Fab Me Fab Me Bloody Well Fab Me look at me posts are the ones I ignore.

Everything else depends on the title and/or the OP.

Did I mention that I am as fat as butter and just as tasty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Fab Me Fab Me Bloody Well Fab Me look at me posts are the ones I ignore.

Everything else depends on the title and/or the OP.

Did I mention that I am as fat as butter and just as tasty? "

Salted or unsalted?

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

Why does nobody meet me? What's wrong with me? And finally please would you advise me on to how I could improve my profile? Thank you in advance!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes also the:

"The one above. Please reassure me I'm still half fuckable and not as bad as I think I am" threads.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The Fab Me Fab Me Bloody Well Fab Me look at me posts are the ones I ignore.

Everything else depends on the title and/or the OP.

Did I mention that I am as fat as butter and just as tasty?

Salted or unsalted?"

Both and very creamy.

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston


"Yes also the:

"The one above. Please reassure me I'm still half fuckable and not as bad as I think I am" threads. "

Hahaha! You 'read' right through me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Fab Me Fab Me Bloody Well Fab Me look at me posts are the ones I ignore.

Everything else depends on the title and/or the OP.

Did I mention that I am as fat as butter and just as tasty?

Salted or unsalted?

Both and very creamy.

"

Can I spread you on my toast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes also the:

"The one above. Please reassure me I'm still half fuckable and not as bad as I think I am" threads.

Hahaha! You 'read' right through me! "

ahaha I have super powers..technically your tits should have stopped my line of sight.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The Fab Me Fab Me Bloody Well Fab Me look at me posts are the ones I ignore.

Everything else depends on the title and/or the OP.

Did I mention that I am as fat as butter and just as tasty?

Salted or unsalted?

Both and very creamy.

Can I spread you on my toast?"

How big is your toast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Fab Me Fab Me Bloody Well Fab Me look at me posts are the ones I ignore.

Everything else depends on the title and/or the OP.

Did I mention that I am as fat as butter and just as tasty?

Salted or unsalted?

Both and very creamy.

Can I spread you on my toast?

How big is your toast?

"

I've just measured it on my keyboard, it goes from A to Z ...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The Fab Me Fab Me Bloody Well Fab Me look at me posts are the ones I ignore.

Everything else depends on the title and/or the OP.

Did I mention that I am as fat as butter and just as tasty?

Salted or unsalted?

Both and very creamy.

Can I spread you on my toast?

How big is your toast?

I've just measured it on my keyboard, it goes from A to Z ... "

That's tiny. It's about an inch on my keyboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Fab Me Fab Me Bloody Well Fab Me look at me posts are the ones I ignore.

Everything else depends on the title and/or the OP.

Did I mention that I am as fat as butter and just as tasty?

Salted or unsalted?

Both and very creamy.

Can I spread you on my toast?

How big is your toast?

I've just measured it on my keyboard, it goes from A to Z ...

That's tiny. It's about an inch on my keyboard.

"

I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want people to look at us. Because we mainly just go to chameleons. When I put a new post on here is usually ill thought out as I just say what's on my mind at the time. I always say stuff like I do when i am out with friends, and expect people to get my humour - they don't and I get a bollocking lol.

X

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