FabSwingers.com forum: Biggest Mystery known to Man?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Why, when you need a pen can you never ever find one?

Yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman's mind

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A woman's mind

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Men! touché

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why you never get a pair of socks back out from the washer when u * know u put two in

Lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Why you never get a pair of socks back out from the washer when u * know u put two in

Lol "
And you save the odd one, cause you KNOW you put two in, it stays for a while, then you decide to chuck it, then guess what the other fucker turns up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one female gene known as the "Multi-tasking "gene...So that's not a mystery to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I have one female gene known as the "Multi-tasking "gene...So that's not a mystery to me

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I am shit at multi tasking so maybe I am a guy in disguise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The moon ... and outer space. Is there life out there .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have one female gene known as the "Multi-tasking "gene...So that's not a mystery to me

I am shit at multi tasking so maybe I am a guy in disguise?

DO you stand up to go to the loo ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do women say they want a guy with a nice personality when they won't even look at you if you don't have a six pack?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I have one female gene known as the "Multi-tasking "gene...So that's not a mystery to me

I am shit at multi tasking so maybe I am a guy in disguise?

DO you stand up to go to the loo ?

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No, it dribbles into me knickers if I do.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Why do women say they want a guy with a nice personality when they won't even look at you if you don't have a six pack?"
Cause they are fibbing? Psssst not all women like a six pack, unless its Corona.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have one female gene known as the "Multi-tasking "gene...So that's not a mystery to me

I am shit at multi tasking so maybe I am a guy in disguise?

DO you stand up to go to the loo ?

No, it dribbles into me knickers if I do.

Are you on the most suitable site?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I have one female gene known as the "Multi-tasking "gene...So that's not a mystery to me

I am shit at multi tasking so maybe I am a guy in disguise?

DO you stand up to go to the loo ?

No, it dribbles into me knickers if I do.

Are you on the most suitable site?

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Why is there a wetknickers.com?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have one female gene known as the "Multi-tasking "gene...So that's not a mystery to me

I am shit at multi tasking so maybe I am a guy in disguise?

DO you stand up to go to the loo ?

No, it dribbles into me knickers if I do.

Are you on the most suitable site?

Why is there a wetknickers.com?

Wow...did you perve my profile on there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman's mind

Why men keep saying that we have nothing in our vacuous heads - and then say that we're too complicated to understand....????

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A woman's mind

Why men keep saying that we have nothing in our vacuous heads - and then say that we're too complicated to understand....????

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Cause they are too fucking complicated!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman's mind

Why men keep saying that we have nothing in our vacuous heads - and then say that we're too complicated to understand....????

Cause they are too fucking complicated!

back spacing on keyboard here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do women say they want a guy with a nice personality when they won't even look at you if you don't have a six pack?Cause they are fibbing? Psssst not all women like a six pack, unless its Corona.

Now you're talking girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman's mind

Men! touché

Nah, give us a beer, food and sex and we're happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why am i always hungry?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Why no one replies to single guys messages,

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

why are pyjamas worn to shops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do all men assume all women only want a guy with a six pack?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman's mind

Men! touché

Nah, give us a beer, food and sex and we're happy

Same can be said for some women

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

why does a brown cow give white milk when she only eats green grass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why when you ask someone for a light . Do they taps there pockets and say " Sorry don't smoke " Do they think I'm gonna search them ?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Why do women say they want a guy with a nice personality when they won't even look at you if you don't have a six pack?"

This is not always the case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why did I get sold the sat nav that has as little brain as me?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Where does that "thing" go when you "leave it on the side"

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Why when you ask someone for a light . Do they taps there pockets and say " Sorry don't smoke " Do they think I'm gonna search them ? "

Andy why do people look at their wrist if you ask the time when they aren't even wearing a watch

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Why when you ask someone for a light . Do they taps there pockets and say " Sorry don't smoke " Do they think I'm gonna search them ?

Andy why do people look at their wrist if you ask the time when they aren't even wearing a watch

opps *and, not sure who Andy is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why when you ask someone for a light . Do they taps there pockets and say " Sorry don't smoke " Do they think I'm gonna search them ?

Andy why do people look at their wrist if you ask the time when they aren't even wearing a watch

opps *and, not sure who Andy is

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Maybe your last meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why you never get a pair of socks back out from the washer when u * know u put two in

Lol And you save the odd one, cause you KNOW you put two in, it stays for a while, then you decide to chuck it, then guess what the other fucker turns up!

Always buy multi-pairs of the same colour; yes, you still have an odd number but - who cares?

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

"Why, when you need a pen can you never ever find one?

Yours?

Because you are untidy and have not designated a place for a pen that after use you return it too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How anyone whos brain is in a Lab Jar can then write the label for it.

Mind you, doesn't stop peeps from posting in here.

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall......"

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

"Why, when you need a pen can you never ever find one?

Yours?

Have you seen the 'bic for her medium ballpoint pen' on Amazon?

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

How anyone whos brain is in a Lab Jar can then write the label for it.

Mind you, doesn't stop peeps from posting in here.

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall......""

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

How anyone whos brain is in a Lab Jar can then write the label for it.

Mind you, doesn't stop peeps from posting in here.

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall......""
Tut Tut Mushy.....scarecrow syndrome really isn't good, take two pills and go back to sleep.

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By *hooter25Man
over a year ago

bolton

Y she says yes but means no

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Why when you ask someone for a light . Do they taps there pockets and say " Sorry don't smoke " Do they think I'm gonna search them ?

Andy why do people look at their wrist if you ask the time when they aren't even wearing a watch

opps *and, not sure who Andy is

Maybe your last meet

Noooo he wasn't an Andy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why, when you need a pen can you never ever find one?

Yours?

The clitortoise!

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Why, when you need a pen can you never ever find one?

Yours?

The clitortoise!"

Lol at clitortoise!!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

the rate belly button fluff accumulates. x x X

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By *uicylucy76Woman
over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

Why wen I'm trying to be quiet do I knock everything over in a 5 mile radius?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why, when you need a pen can you never ever find one?

Yours?

The clitortoise!

Lol at clitortoise!!

Time and effort goes into the arts of oral. And it differs from women to women. Who said it was "wham bang gone!".

Anyway, enough said!

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