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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ever put their penis in a vacuum cleaner ? I am trying to persuade my FB but he thinks he may get stuck. Have any of you done this and if so, did you turn it on? And what happened?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Maybe i should say the nozzle part not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm sure there are a few here who have but wont admit it, plus, the option of switching it off is always there

would it suck all your inners out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beats as it sweeps as it cleans!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

emmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmm nope !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What adaptor on the end are we talking about??? Lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"emmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmm nope !!!"

Hmmm be brave tell us about it

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

can I watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm saying nuffink on the grounds I may incriminate myself ... but I'm still here and everything's working as it should be!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What adaptor on the end are we talking about??? Lmao"

What adaptor does your cock fit in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm saying nuffink on the grounds I may incriminate myself ... but I'm still here and everything's working as it should be!

So "theoreticaly" was it ops i mean would it be pleasurable?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm saying nuffink on the grounds I may incriminate myself ... but I'm still here and everything's working as it should be!

So "theoreticaly" was it ops i mean would it be pleasurable?"

Theoretically.... best blowjob I ever had

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By *ausage and sizzleCouple
over a year ago

Barnstaple

That spinning brush is going to be painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is that phyco lad who thinks he can stick his cock in his ass, bet he gas used a hover plenty of times, bet he say he can touch the dust bag with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where is that phyco lad who thinks he can stick his cock in his ass, bet he gas used a hover plenty of times, bet he say he can touch the dust bag with it"

I haven't come across him but its impressive if he can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can't think how it could compare to a BJ, as the suction would be too constant, and our vacuum cleaner, (we've got a Henry, lol) hasn't got a tongue

It's got a 1000watt motor, so just thinking about my bollocks zooming up me cock and down Henry's tube puts me off trying it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

keep eyeing up my dyson here now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmm, not sure if that will count as a BJ...

Any particular reason this needs to be done?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That spinning brush is going to be painful

I was a mere youth and very alert to my changing body and it was one of them old cylindrical vacs (like a Flash Gordon spaceship lol) .. jeez, I thought I'd forgotten about all that, amazing what memories we store away seemingly forgotten!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmmmm, not sure if that will count as a BJ...

Any particular reason this needs to be done?"

We play a control game and i like the idea of milking a man.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Northants

It's all a lie I tell you! There was nothing between me and Dorothy Dyson, we are just good friends. I don't care how sexy her wheels are or how inviting her love tube is, I wouldn't do it! I am a married man for goodness sake!!!

Oooohhhhh my god! Please, Don't tell my wife...............

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

"keep eyeing up my dyson here now

Stu just give in to the temptation you know you really want to!

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By *ixplayMan
over a year ago

tamworth & Edinburgh

a friend of mine worked in a hospital pharmacy a few years ago & she had loads of stoys of men geting their cocks stuck in varius things including vacuum cleaners & some had to be opperated on to remove them & some even had to have their cocks removed OUCH so if you do this you might not be able to do anything ever again, it might be tempting to some men but is it worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmmm, not sure if that will count as a BJ...

Any particular reason this needs to be done?

We play a control game and i like the idea of milking a man.

You should google prostate milking. It's an exquisite sensation so I've been informed. I'd love to try that sometime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it a blow job when really you suck, will thread that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why is it a blow job when really you suck, will thread that"

Its a mystery many have asked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is it a blow job when really you suck, will thread that"

Becuase it makes her cheeks puff out like a trumpet player... I guess men with small cocks wouldn't know about that hehehe (sorry, couldn't resist it lol)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmmmm, not sure if that will count as a BJ...

Any particular reason this needs to be done?

We play a control game and i like the idea of milking a man.

You should google prostate milking. It's an exquisite sensation so I've been informed. I'd love to try that sometime."

Thats something else that is on the list. I do so love men who expand their boundrys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah right with you now.

Best get one with a variable suction.

Let us know how you get on, and how his dust free willy is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

YES, but it was by accident, i'd forgotten to tuck it into my sock whilst hoovering.

(i wish)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is it a blow job when really you suck, will thread that

Becuase it makes her cheeks puff out like a trumpet player... I guess men with small cocks wouldn't know about that hehehe (sorry, couldn't resist it lol)

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Yes once blown up you can twist and turn in into an animal shape

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By *orse8Man
over a year ago

London

A nurse friend of mine was working at a hospital when a rather embarrassed chap came in, his weewee was stuck in a vacuum cleaner nozzle.

just saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah right with you now.

Best get one with a variable suction.

Let us know how you get on, and how his dust free willy is

Well i have a dyson so i am assured no loss of suction but its a narrow nozzle so i will have to see what he has to play with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a friend of mine worked in a hospital pharmacy a few years ago & she had loads of stoys of men geting their cocks stuck in varius things including vacuum cleaners & some had to be opperated on to remove them & some even had to have their cocks removed OUCH so if you do this you might not be able to do anything ever again, it might be tempting to some men but is it worth it "

Now that I would pay to see, walks in a and e with a Hoover pipe coming out his pants while clutching henry the Hoover on his arms, i would of made him wait for hours

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

*note to self, keep Bigbad away from Henry*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once read that a dude tried this and got his cock cut to pieces because he didnt know the vacuum cleaner had blades in the end to chop bits of fluff into pieces.Oh dear what a mess and how do you explain that to the hospital staff.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I once read that a dude tried this and got his cock cut to pieces because he didnt know the vacuum cleaner had blades in the end to chop bits of fluff into pieces.Oh dear what a mess and how do you explain that to the hospital staff.

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Say your gf has braces?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say your gf has braces?"

Lol... that honestly causes no harm, I have experienced (a girl with braces that is, not a hoover!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has any women ever put their hand on a vacuum cleaner,n if so,what happened?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

five words for you to google.... you can thank me later

"Captain Dan The Demon Dwarf"

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By *inkyboots84Woman
over a year ago

east yorkshire

has the urge to go watch scary movie !! lol

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By *exyasMan
over a year ago

glasgow

hmmmm if you sprinkle a little shake and vac itl leave it smelling fresh too

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Not sure why someone would want to put their willy in a vaccuum cleaner. Would you be putting one over your clit. Guess it brings a whole new meaning to being hygenic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we saw one in the hospital who had experimented ... not pretty!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

sounds a bit dodgy.on the other hand,you know it would definatly swallow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sounds a bit dodgy.on the other hand,you know it would definatly swallow.

Paperbag or Dyson?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"sounds a bit dodgy.on the other hand,you know it would definatly swallow.

Paperbag or Dyson?

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after it goes down,, it doesnt matter.although they do make some lovely dysons.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"sounds a bit dodgy.on the other hand,you know it would definatly swallow.

Paperbag or Dyson?

after it goes down,, it doesnt matter.although they do make some lovely dysons.

We will be using a henry i think as the nozzle fits apparently.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I find it amazing what men will stick their cocks in!!! When i worked in A n E it seemed we had men coming in most days attached to all sorts by their cocks

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

I must live a sheltered life...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sounds a bit dodgy.on the other hand,you know it would definatly swallow.

Paperbag or Dyson?

after it goes down,, it doesnt matter.although they do make some lovely dysons.

The voice of experience?

Do tell us more

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I must live a sheltered life...

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oooooh i doubt that very much

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

"I must live a sheltered life...

oooooh i doubt that very much

I am waiting to be corrupted.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I must live a sheltered life...

oooooh i doubt that very much

I am waiting to be corrupted.

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You are???

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

"I must live a sheltered life...

oooooh i doubt that very much

I am waiting to be corrupted.

You are???

Yes I am, any takers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ever put their penis in a vacuum cleaner ? I am trying to persuade my FB but he thinks he may get stuck. Have any of you done this and if so, did you turn it on? And what happened? "

We get guys sticking their cocks in all sorts in A&E plenty get stuck in pipes, panic and all the pulling makes a cock swell. Make sure you use lube if you have to do this and don't panic if it gets stuck. A limp cock will slide out no problems. Please though don't start packing his anus with objects as thats more of a problem to remove.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"five words for you to google.... you can thank me later

"Captain Dan The Demon Dwarf""

got caught out with the blue waffle.....not falling for this one _abio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once knew a lass called Sarah Hoover, and I stuck my knob into her, does that count?

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