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"What part of your body would you change if you could. I want a bigger arse. I think massive arses on women or blokes looks great so would have mine 15% bigger if I could. Like most guys, I would also make my cock bigger too lol. What about you? " I am already changing the bits I can. The one I can't change is that I'd like a longer neck. A slightly longer neck. We are not talking giraffe type neck before anyone starts! I'd like a less flat, square arse too but I'll see how it looks after the other bits have been changed. | |||
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"I'd like some hair! " Buy lots of those eyelashes and glue them on your head | |||
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"Either longer legs or more length in my body so that there is a gap between my boobs and a my hips. " Go with the legs. Long bodies = camel toe | |||
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"Either longer legs or more length in my body so that there is a gap between my boobs and a my hips. " Holy smokes, how big is your chest lol | |||
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"id like a smaller bum and longer legs/thinner thighs " I don't think I've ever seen your legs. I'm picturing you as a levitating torso, flying through town with rather nifty eye make up | |||
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"Either longer legs or more length in my body so that there is a gap between my boobs and a my hips. Holy smokes, how big is your chest lol " It's more how short is my body. | |||
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"I'd like some hair! " Why do you want a hairy arse? | |||
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"I'd like some hair! Buy lots of those eyelashes and glue them on your head " This made me laugh..a lot. | |||
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"so would have mine 15% bigger if I could. " do you subjectively believe that 15% would make a visible difference though?... | |||
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"id like a smaller bum and longer legs/thinner thighs I don't think I've ever seen your legs. I'm picturing you as a levitating torso, flying through town with rather nifty eye make up " no one see's my legs they are just horrendous | |||
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"Anyone that has ever met me will tell you I am fucking gorgeous" Lol | |||
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"I'd like some hair! Buy lots of those eyelashes and glue them on your head This made me laugh..a lot. " You should have seen the lashes!! If I'd have stuck them to my head I'd have looked like J_nny Rotten after an accident at a paint factory! | |||
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"I'd like some hair! Buy lots of those eyelashes and glue them on your head This made me laugh..a lot. You should have seen the lashes!! If I'd have stuck them to my head I'd have looked like J_nny Rotten after an accident at a paint factory! " They are cool eyelashes and my eyes did not look like they had had an accident in a paint factory | |||
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"When I can be arsed (probably never) I'll put those lashes back on and take some photos." They look far far better attached to your eyes than they ever would my shiny bonce! | |||
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"Anyone that has ever met me will tell you I am fucking gorgeous" I have to agree with that. Phwoaaarrrr!!! ....i want even more broader shoulders and a more visible in your face traps. I want to get my tree trunk legs again. Massive thighs i just love. Everything else i'm okay with. Is all proportionate to my body - small hands and feet (perfect). Don't really want a bigger cock. I know the tricks with the current one - a new one would do my head in. | |||
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"When I can be arsed (probably never) I'll put those lashes back on and take some photos. They look far far better attached to your eyes than they ever would my shiny bonce! " It would be a unique and interesting look, certainly. The cats would love you! | |||
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"I'd get some working eyes. " Have they stopped working? You seem to be able to spot all sorts of things that I miss. | |||
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"Knees please. Ones that don't hurt when I kneel down " I only have one decent knee, you can borrow that at anytime. | |||
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"I'd get some working eyes. Have they stopped working? You seem to be able to spot all sorts of things that I miss." They work with my artificial ones inserted. | |||
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"What part of your body would you change if you could. I want a bigger arse. I think massive arses on women or blokes looks great so would have mine 15% bigger if I could. Like most guys, I would also make my cock bigger too lol. What about you? I am already changing the bits I can. The one I can't change is that I'd like a longer neck. A slightly longer neck. We are not talking giraffe type neck before anyone starts! I'd like a less flat, square arse too but I'll see how it looks after the other bits have been changed." "Women of the Kayan Lahwi tribe are well known for wearing neck rings, brass coils that are placed around the neck, appearing to lengthen it. The women wearing these coils are known as "giraffe women" to tourists." You needn't go THAT far. | |||
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"Knees please. Ones that don't hurt when I kneel down I only have one decent knee, you can borrow that at anytime. " much obliged | |||
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"What part of your body would you change if you could. I want a bigger arse. I think massive arses on women or blokes looks great so would have mine 15% bigger if I could. Like most guys, I would also make my cock bigger too lol. What about you? I am already changing the bits I can. The one I can't change is that I'd like a longer neck. A slightly longer neck. We are not talking giraffe type neck before anyone starts! I'd like a less flat, square arse too but I'll see how it looks after the other bits have been changed. "Women of the Kayan Lahwi tribe are well known for wearing neck rings, brass coils that are placed around the neck, appearing to lengthen it. The women wearing these coils are known as "giraffe women" to tourists." You needn't go THAT far." They do lengthen the neck, partly by pushing the collar bone down. I don't do posture collars so I have no intention of trying it! | |||
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