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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's official, I don't like Mondays. So in a blatant attempt to get some attention, has anyone got any ideas on how to have a fun start to the week??

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Yes order your best mate some really bizarre rubbish on ebay on Sunday night and spend all day chuckling at the thought of his reaction when in no particular order he receives:

A Charlton Athletic ticket stub from 1994,

A copy of an old amiga game for which he doesn't have the Amiga to play it on,

A dvd of the Best of Emmerdale Farm

and a small book on home composting.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Wait until it's Tuesday downunder and then just do Tuesday things.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Tell me why I don't like Mondays....singing

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

tell yourself it not monday it is actually 'tuesday eve'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't want to sound to 'down' but there's loads of people that would love to see this Monday, but won't

Make the most of every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh tell me why i dont like Mo..ondayyyys

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x9mfgUsIis

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Yes order your best mate some really bizarre rubbish on ebay on Sunday night and spend all day chuckling at the thought of his reaction when in no particular order he receives:

A Charlton Athletic ticket stub from 1994,

A copy of an old amiga game for which he doesn't have the Amiga to play it on,

A dvd of the Best of Emmerdale Farm

and a small book on home composting. "

Haha... I am sooo doing this to someone soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes order your best mate some really bizarre rubbish on ebay on Sunday night and spend all day chuckling at the thought of his reaction when in no particular order he receives:

A Charlton Athletic ticket stub from 1994,

A copy of an old amiga game for which

he doesn't have the Amiga to play it on

A dvd of the Best of Emmerdale Farm

and a small book on home composting. "

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes order your best mate some really bizarre rubbish on ebay on Sunday night and spend all day chuckling at the thought of his reaction when in no particular order he receives:

A Charlton Athletic ticket stub from 1994,

A copy of an old amiga game for which he doesn't have the Amiga to play it on,

A dvd of the Best of Emmerdale Farm

and a small book on home composting. "

Brilliant idea!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I refuse to acknowledge Mondays...so for me its Tuesday tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I refuse to acknowledge Mondays...so for me its Tuesday tomorrow "

Quick, phone Geldoff, another hit - Tell my why I don't like Tuesdays

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Yes order your best mate some really bizarre rubbish on ebay on Sunday night and spend all day chuckling at the thought of his reaction when in no particular order he receives:

A Charlton Athletic ticket stub from 1994,

A copy of an old amiga game for which he doesn't have the Amiga to play it on,

A dvd of the Best of Emmerdale Farm

and a small book on home composting.

Brilliant idea!! "

Before Christmas I laid a cunning plot to help make a friend's housemate's life more interesting. I ordered a pretty horrible china cup with HM the Queen on it. This was followed up by a horrific scene of the passion of Christ. It looked as if it had been painted by a talented but totally tasteless teen from Alabama. Perfect for the scheme. I was planning to carry on sending him poor taste religious artwork, before finding someone to turn up and pretend to be a Jehovah Witness. However, it all came to an end when the berk who sent the artwork included a bill of lading with my name on. He twigged on at this point and started launching an enquiry as to what I knew about it all. He'd never heard of identity theft.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Like the ebay idea, but would rather find something that involves a sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay, it's Monday, it's early morning, you've run out of milk for your cornflakes...

Nip out to your local supermarket, forming an orderly queue at the door. As soon as they open, rush round to the Dairy aisle, picking up a can of squirty cream.

Now, rush round to the pharmacy aisle and pick up a 12 pack of condoms.

Rush over to the checkouts, placing the 2 items on the conveyor belt.

It is your choice as to whether you choose a till with an old munter or a pretty young thing......

Now spend all Monday morning chuckling to yourself even if you wasn't brave enough to actually DO the above....

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