FabSwingers.com forum: It's a Mystery

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's a Mystery, It's a Mystery to me.

Mysterious Guy needs some lovin', or something. I'm dedicating a story thread to him. Please add to the tale.

He has a doughnut and can make a fist but what is the secret of the Mysterious Guy?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

That

he's not really mysterious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was conceived in the mystery machine, his mum is Thelma, not sure who the father is.

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"It's a Mystery, It's a Mystery to me.

..................

She was the telly tonight! Toyah that is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His mind is just awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's big, he's bad, he's witty and relevant.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

hes HANDsome lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's big, he's bad, he's witty and relevant. "

Ooooh big eh

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Toyah played with his awesome mind seeking ways to unlock the secret of the time machine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ask him where the pancakes are!!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"ask him where the pancakes are!!

The pancakes were tossed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ask him where the pancakes are!!

The pancakes were tossed..."

nope they weren't lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He gets me all flustered.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

That he is a tight arse

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"That he is a tight arse

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pmsl

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"That he is a tight arse

pmsl

He bought me chips.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"That he is a tight arse

pmsl

He bought me chips.

Ain't you special

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"That he is a tight arse

pmsl

He bought me chips.

Ain't you special

Very! They were posh chips in a restaurant. I didn't have anything else though.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Little known mysteriousguy facts.

He employs a butler,whos sole purpose in life,is to clench,and unclench,his fist.

He often uses a stuntfist double.

His fist is insured for

20 million pounds,

fire,theft,and doughnut free replacement service(optional).

The doughnut was chosen,

when he saw it perform on the television show,doughs got talent.

even though it only came second,

instinct dictated,their destiny was entertwined,and the rest is history.

In many African,and south American countries,his fist is seen as a symbol of fertility.

His fist is the only human body part,that can be seen from outer space.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

"It's a Mystery, It's a Mystery to me.

..................

She was the telly tonight! Toyah that is!

A shot in the dark

The big question mark

In history

She is married to Robert Fripp, not the most obvious female punk singers and kinky sex TV presenters groupie...Lucky B******!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ask him where the pancakes are!!

The pancakes were tossed..."

Its too soon to be tossing. Xx

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Little known mysteriousguy facts.

He employs a butler,whos sole purpose in life,is to clench,and unclench,his fist.

He often uses a stuntfist double.

His fist is insured for

20 million pounds,

fire,theft,and doughnut free replacement service(optional).

The doughnut was chosen,

when he saw it perform on the television show,doughs got talent.

even though it only came second,

instinct dictated,their destiny was entertwined,and the rest is history.

In many African,and south American countries,his fist is seen as a symbol of fertility.

His fist is the only human body part,that can be seen from outer space.

Well, I did not know that!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"ask him where the pancakes are!!

The pancakes were tossed...

Its too soon to be tossing. Xx

What about early morning tossing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ask him where the pancakes are!!

The pancakes were tossed...

Its too soon to be tossing. Xx

So I have to remain in a deprived state for longer then

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Make sure you use enough oil....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's really the bastard child of Prince Charles and a chambermaid. He says mmnggg nghmm mnnnhgmm a lot when he's talking

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Another little known fact about MysteriousGuy is that he is Ray Winstone's voice double and dubs all of his lines

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Another little known fact about MysteriousGuy is that he is Ray Winstone's voice double and dubs all of his lines

Has Ray Winstone got a really high voice then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He once beat the Stig at arm wrestling while balenced on the roof of a transit while it was piloted round the Nurburgring by some German bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if he has a footing in the Krispy Kreme doughnut factory?

Hmmm

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I wonder if he has a footing in the Krispy Kreme doughnut factory?

Hmmm

Feet and doughnuts just sounds wrong.

The pancake mystery remains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He was conceived in the mystery machine, his mum is Thelma, not sure who the father is."

...Chuck Norris allegedly!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

His witty banter is second to none, and admirable quality

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"His witty banter is second to none, and admirable quality

The pancakes seem to be about witty batter though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pancakes were mile high Yorkshire puddings until somebody sat on them

Now what am I going to do with these sausages and onion gravy?

Swap for some lemon juice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He once beat the Stig at arm wrestling while balenced on the roof of a transit while it was piloted round the Nurburgring by some German bird

He won't be mysterious for long now he's started giving away his own secrets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the Stig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where are my PANCAKES??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"where are my PANCAKES??

Look up...!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His witty banter is second to none, and admirable quality

The pancakes seem to be about witty batter though.

Feeling battered by those pancakes. Some people have a one track mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if he has a footing in the Krispy Kreme doughnut factory?

Hmmm

Feet and doughnuts just sounds wrong.

The pancake mystery remains.

...but a foot fetishists foot fetish galore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's dunkin donuts if anyone asks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if he has a footing in the Krispy Kreme doughnut factory?

Hmmm

Feet and doughnuts just sounds wrong.

The pancake mystery remains.

...but a foot fetishists foot fetish galore.

Shooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if he has a footing in the Krispy Kreme doughnut factory?

Hmmm

Feet and doughnuts just sounds wrong.

The pancake mystery remains.

...but a foot fetishists foot fetish galore.

Shooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssss

You better stop it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if he has a footing in the Krispy Kreme doughnut factory?

Hmmm

Feet and doughnuts just sounds wrong.

The pancake mystery remains.

...but a foot fetishists foot fetish galore.

Shooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssss

You better stop it!!

Booooooooooooooooooooots that doesnt work as well ................ will have to go back to Ssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am the Stig

Correction :

I am the Stigmata

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"It's a Mystery, It's a Mystery to me.

..................

She was the telly tonight! Toyah that is!

A shot in the dark

The big question mark

In history

She is married to Robert Fripp, not the most obvious female punk singers and kinky sex TV presenters groupie...Lucky B******!

Lucky man indeed! Robert Fripp`s family live in my area and Robert and Toyah lived in a village about 5 miles away from me when they first married. Also Robert knows his stuff about the history of the area. Toyah had been seen in the local supermarket doing what was supposedly her biggest hate - food shopping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have come across some doughnuts Mysterious.

...think an avatar change is needed.

(Watch this space)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mysteriousguy has many disciples and acolytes

They show their devotion by posing with doughnuts on their digits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mysteriousguy has many disciples and acolytes

They show their devotion by posing with doughnuts on their digits"

digit surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mysteriousguy has many disciples and acolytes

They show their devotion by posing with doughnuts on their digits"

Did you see my latest profile pic? Had to steal the doughnuts from the kids haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cannot condone doughnut theft under any circumstances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cannot condone doughnut theft under any circumstances"

and whats your take on the non appearance of pancakes - just so I know!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pancakes are shy creatures

Normally only seen on one Tuesday a year.

If they know they are being hunted vociferously and feel threatened in any way, they will scurry off and hide until they feel that the danger had passed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pancakes are shy creatures

Normally only seen on one Tuesday a year.

If they know they are being hunted vociferously and feel threatened in any way, they will scurry off and hide until they feel that the danger had passed"

there is a strain of them that are not shy and openly flaunt themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swingers pancakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swingers pancakes"

oh god I can't tell u the image that is in my head now !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any flavour except vanilla

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