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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Is my new favourite curse word....

Whats your curse word of choice?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Pigs arseholes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In polite company : nincompoop

At other times : female orifice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barnacles!

(my sone watches far too much jake and the neverland pirates)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine usually starts as "shit" then i realise my kids are there and turns to "shhhhh-ugar lumps" lol

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By *oom For 1 MoreMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Is my new favourite curse word....

Whats your curse word of choice?

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Christ oan a bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In polite company I usually just settle for a Simpson-esque "Doh!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C u next Tuesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is my new favourite curse word....

Whats your curse word of choice?

Christ oan a bike

Its Jesus on a bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like cock stand to describe an erection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bum flaps

But now my toddler is saying it too

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Bum flaps

But now my toddler is saying it too "
Hahahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bum flaps

But now my toddler is saying it too Hahahahaha!

He also says freaking

Like this freaking thing won't work !!

Must watch what I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fudge

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Muggy cunt

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Wanky cunt

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Wanky cunt

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You would lower the tone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucktard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Muggy cunt

Lol, I must remember that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Muggy cunt

Lol, I must remember that one

it's a well used saying round my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say good gravy because the only things that drive me to swear are my grandchildren

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'What a hairy dripping minge of a wanker'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not new but I use a few ... Frig, friggin, arsehole and wanker

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By *oom For 1 MoreMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Is my new favourite curse word....

Whats your curse word of choice?

Christ oan a bike

Its Jesus on a bike

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Not in Scotland doll

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"'What a hairy dripping minge of a wanker'

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Wash your mouth out with Chicken Giblets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'What a hairy dripping minge of a wanker'

Wash your mouth out with Chicken Giblets!

...everyone's telling me off lately

and pictures of me in a dress got rejected too lol.

Not a happy bunny haha

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Muggy cunt

Lol, I must remember that one

You can't get the south London out of me

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"'What a hairy dripping minge of a wanker'

Wash your mouth out with Chicken Giblets!

...everyone's telling me off lately

and pictures of me in a dress got rejected too lol.

Not a happy bunny haha

"
Well Easter will soon be here dress up as one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At home fuck is my choice of word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In polite company it's cac, otherwise it's bolix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"C u next Tuesday

that made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear a lot. It's amazing how i control myself in the forums. In my head i'm swearing as i'm typing. But i need to edit what i write from what is actually being said in my head haha

#feeling exposed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Muggy cunt

Lol, I must remember that one

You can't get the south London out of me

Going to have to bring it to west London now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Muggy cunt

Lol, I must remember that one

You can't get the south London out of me

Going to have to bring it to west London now "

East London over here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right now a full blown bollox and fuck !!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Ecclefechan.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

..cunty bAws

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By *thyorksCouple
over a year ago

ROTHERHAM

Four foot snake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arses ...or bugga ..

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By *NaughtyCouple
over a year ago

St Albans

Al - "arse biscuits"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is my new favourite curse word....

Whats your curse word of choice?

fucktard preceded by: you fucking.

Wait that's 3 words..

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I seem to say "bollocks" a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FuckKnuckle"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckwit.... hmmm if new is the last 18 months

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

mother fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck mind you bastard gets used a lot at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recently called my housemate a 'snotty cunt muncher' and some how it has caught on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big fat bag of piss flaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat knackers....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock sniff

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

crumbs !

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Fuckwits is a term I'm using increasingly

More lately.

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

Fuckin turd burglin basturt is a current fave .....

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By *eamgbukCouple (MM)
over a year ago

sunny york

Fuck a priest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Oh piss off. And piss off some more'

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

OH BOLLOCKS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is my new favourite curse word....

Whats your curse word of choice?

Bloody buggery bollocks!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Bollocks seem popular.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knob cheese...

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I also find the word "cunt" comes in useful when you have sliced the end of a finger or broken a nail.

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