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By *w33tCh33ks91 OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

.. when you are doing something or are at a certain time or place. It can be "mean" comments or things that were not supposed to be said in a situation. like that-

This game gives you a certain situation and the next poster gives an answer and presents another situation.

Here's an example:

Things you shouldn't say when you are on an airplane...

"Is it normal when only one wing is in flames?"

or

"Could you lend me your barf bag, please. I will need more than one for sure."

or

"Can you believe you can get explosives on board in your shoes? Look..."

So: Things you shouldn't say when you're having sex?...

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London

The old classic

"Is it in yet?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we need loo roll from Tesco this week?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha great minds think alike lol

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

pull me nightie down when you've finished. Z

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

do you want a lolly stick? Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mind if i count your warts, i've never seen so many.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Hang on while I wrap some wadding around my cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your name again

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By *w33tCh33ks91 OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

Anyone of you can now come up with your own question for things you probably shouldn't say in a certain situation...

Just start it by things you shouldn't say when...

The next poster gives an answer and then another situation x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/02/14 22:24:37]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size really doesn't matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mind if i wear a condom.

I don't want to catch that dreadful HIV again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone of you can now come up with your own question for things you probably shouldn't say in a certain situation...

Just start it by things you shouldn't say when...

The next poster gives an answer and then another situation x"

Lol.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NEW QUESTION a l a sweetie.

Things you shouldn't say to the Vicar when he asks you "Do you take this ....."

I'll start with : "I do"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was your pussy that big before you gave birth? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You remind me off your mum...

Things not to say in the delivery room after childbirth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You remind me off your mum...

Things not to say in the delivery room after childbirth"

What's so difficult about laying on your back for 31 hours?

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

it's a baby!

are you going to eat that?

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By *w33tCh33ks91 OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

I've never seen it look so nice down there...

Things you shouldn't say in a changing room...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never seen it look so nice down there...

Things you shouldn't say in a changing room..."

Yes, your bum does look big in that, as it does everything else. Cos it is big.

Things you shouldn't say in a magistrates Court.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I put the football on now?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I've never seen it look so nice down there...

Things you shouldn't say in a changing room...

Yes, your bum does look big in that, as it does everything else. Cos it is big.

Things you shouldn't say in a magistrates Court. "
"Yeah I gave him a fucking great left hook cause he was a brief, stuck up twats."

Things you shouldn't say at a funeral.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never seen it look so nice down there...

Things you shouldn't say in a changing room...

Yes, your bum does look big in that, as it does everything else. Cos it is big.

Things you shouldn't say in a magistrates Court. "Yeah I gave him a fucking great left hook cause he was a brief, stuck up twats."

Things you shouldn't say at a funeral."

Auntie Ethel, you know how at weddings you keep prodding me and saying I'm next? Yeah, well your next.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"I've never seen it look so nice down there...

Things you shouldn't say in a changing room...

Yes, your bum does look big in that, as it does everything else. Cos it is big.

Things you shouldn't say in a magistrates Court. "Yeah I gave him a fucking great left hook cause he was a brief, stuck up twats."

Things you shouldn't say at a funeral."

he was a right bastard

Things you shouldn't say on a small boat in a rough sea

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

i'm just too slow! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never seen it look so nice down there...

Things you shouldn't say in a changing room...

Yes, your bum does look big in that, as it does everything else. Cos it is big.

Things you shouldn't say in a magistrates Court. "Yeah I gave him a fucking great left hook cause he was a brief, stuck up twats."

Things you shouldn't say at a funeral.

he was a right bastard

Things you shouldn't say on a small boat in a rough sea

"

Weak stomach Sir?

No i'm throwing it as far as the next person.

Things you shouldn't say at a Militant Feminist meeting.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I've never seen it look so nice down there...

Things you shouldn't say in a changing room...

Yes, your bum does look big in that, as it does everything else. Cos it is big.

Things you shouldn't say in a magistrates Court. "Yeah I gave him a fucking great left hook cause he was a brief, stuck up twats."

Things you shouldn't say at a funeral.

he was a right bastard

Things you shouldn't say on a small boat in a rough sea

"
"My fave film is Jaws"

Things you shouldn't say in a BDSM Club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slightly on topic, if any ladies are this good at oral sex would you kindly pm me. Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never seen it look so nice down there...

Things you shouldn't say in a changing room...

Yes, your bum does look big in that, as it does everything else. Cos it is big.

Things you shouldn't say in a magistrates Court. "Yeah I gave him a fucking great left hook cause he was a brief, stuck up twats."

Things you shouldn't say at a funeral.

he was a right bastard

Things you shouldn't say on a small boat in a rough sea

"My fave film is Jaws"

Things you shouldn't say in a BDSM Club"

Ooooh look, doesn't that Femme look good in flip flops.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I've never seen it look so nice down there...

Things you shouldn't say in a changing room...

Yes, your bum does look big in that, as it does everything else. Cos it is big.

Things you shouldn't say in a magistrates Court. "Yeah I gave him a fucking great left hook cause he was a brief, stuck up twats."

Things you shouldn't say at a funeral.

he was a right bastard

Things you shouldn't say on a small boat in a rough sea

Weak stomach Sir?

No i'm throwing it as far as the next person.

Things you shouldn't say at a Militant Feminist meeting."
" I just love those Fathers for Justice"

Things you shouldn't say at a Women's Institute Meeting.

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