FabSwingers.com forum: Children say the funniest things

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This morning my 7 year old said the funniest thing. I was getting out the shower and she says mummy why are your tongues sticking out. She was refering to my nipples. What are your funny stories.

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By *ausage and sizzleCouple
over a year ago

Barnstaple

My 7 year old son told me a joke in the car the other day and I said, oh so you're going to be a comedian when you grow up are you? To which he relied," don't be silly dad, I can't change colour!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dunno about saying but my 10 year old son does a brilliant Louis Spence (as seen on Sky 1s Pineapple Dance Studio) impression

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My little one makes me laugh every day

She wanted to say 'mummy you frightened the life out of me ' once

but she said

mummy you scared the living out of myself

not too funny written but hilarious to hear - shes a laugh a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my four set the class alight with laughter when asked to name states in the US and he quoted amongst others "West Vagina"

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i dont have kids but my little sister, when she was abut 4 was once watching my mum get the washing out of the machine

now none of us in my family are what you would call svelt and when she saw my mums wrap dress she asked

'mummy whats this......oh its your dress - i thought it was a tent'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our youngest clambered out of the ball pit at a childrens leisure centre, crying. Kate asked him why he was crying, and he said someone had kicked him. "Where" she said, "in the balls over there" he said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our other son was telling us a tale one day, and suddenly started sniggering. "what are you laughing at" I asked, to which he replied "I nearly said bollocks them" before he realised what he had said

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

I laughed when mine said they were moving out

Does that count?

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

When our Daughter was three, she didn't understand the concept of that how much you love someone can vary. She assumed it was a fixed amount. She used to tell us she loved us "lots and lots of peoples".

At the age of seven I was putting her to bed one night and as I cuddled her, I told her she was the light of my life. She replied "Daddy, you're the switch that turns me on"

Sitting here typing this at the age of 52, that still chokes me up..

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

everytime my son calls me dad, the wife cracks up laughing

am i missing something?

and he sure can dance to a good reggae tune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When our Daughter was three, she didn't understand the concept of that how much you love someone can vary. She assumed it was a fixed amount. She used to tell us she loved us "lots and lots of peoples".

At the age of seven I was putting her to bed one night and as I cuddled her, I told her she was the light of my life. She replied "Daddy, you're the switch that turns me on"

Sitting here typing this at the age of 52, that still chokes me up..

Swingmates has a tear of happiness rolling down his cheek

That was lovley xx

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