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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was round She who must be obeyeds house today and got a bit carried away which resulted in the dining table collapsing, At the time i laughed my socks off but now im starting to think maybe i should have been a bit more humble..ok at the time my head was swelled n just thinking yeay im the man.

Was i wrong?

I liked that Table

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I was round She who must be obeyeds house today and got a bit carried away which resulted in the dining table collapsing, At the time i laughed my socks off but now im starting to think maybe i should have been a bit more humble..ok at the time my head was swelled n just thinking yeay im the man.

Was i wrong?

I liked that Table "
Oh bless

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was round She who must be obeyeds house today and got a bit carried away which resulted in the dining table collapsing, At the time i laughed my socks off but now im starting to think maybe i should have been a bit more humble..ok at the time my head was swelled n just thinking yeay im the man.

Was i wrong?

I liked that Table Oh bless "

Your a caring person

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I was round She who must be obeyeds house today and got a bit carried away which resulted in the dining table collapsing, At the time i laughed my socks off but now im starting to think maybe i should have been a bit more humble..ok at the time my head was swelled n just thinking yeay im the man.

Was i wrong?

I liked that Table Oh bless

Your a caring person "
Well at least your socks came off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was round She who must be obeyeds house today and got a bit carried away which resulted in the dining table collapsing, At the time i laughed my socks off but now im starting to think maybe i should have been a bit more humble..ok at the time my head was swelled n just thinking yeay im the man.

Was i wrong?

I liked that Table Oh bless

Your a caring person Well at least your socks came off. "

Heyyy im a caring fuckin romantic me

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I was round She who must be obeyeds house today and got a bit carried away which resulted in the dining table collapsing, At the time i laughed my socks off but now im starting to think maybe i should have been a bit more humble..ok at the time my head was swelled n just thinking yeay im the man.

Was i wrong?

I liked that Table Oh bless

Your a caring person Well at least your socks came off.

Heyyy im a caring fuckin romantic me "
Thats exactly as I imagined you would be...fucking good judge me ya know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was round She who must be obeyeds house today and got a bit carried away which resulted in the dining table collapsing, At the time i laughed my socks off but now im starting to think maybe i should have been a bit more humble..ok at the time my head was swelled n just thinking yeay im the man.

Was i wrong?

I liked that Table Oh bless

Your a caring person Well at least your socks came off.

Heyyy im a caring fuckin romantic me Thats exactly as I imagined you would be...fucking good judge me ya know."

Can i call you as a defence witness

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I was round She who must be obeyeds house today and got a bit carried away which resulted in the dining table collapsing, At the time i laughed my socks off but now im starting to think maybe i should have been a bit more humble..ok at the time my head was swelled n just thinking yeay im the man.

Was i wrong?

I liked that Table Oh bless

Your a caring person Well at least your socks came off.

Heyyy im a caring fuckin romantic me Thats exactly as I imagined you would be...fucking good judge me ya know.

Can i call you as a defence witness "
Only when no one else is available, of course!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was round She who must be obeyeds house today and got a bit carried away which resulted in the dining table collapsing, At the time i laughed my socks off but now im starting to think maybe i should have been a bit more humble..ok at the time my head was swelled n just thinking yeay im the man.

Was i wrong?

I liked that Table Oh bless

Your a caring person Well at least your socks came off.

Heyyy im a caring fuckin romantic me Thats exactly as I imagined you would be...fucking good judge me ya know.

Can i call you as a defence witness Only when no one else is available, of course! "

I would never trat you as a sloppy second..Unless i came after Nette of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Treat

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Was Nette there when you got carried away with the dining table? Get her a new one pronto.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Table? Laughed ? This is a Geri Halliwell ...you mended it and run off into the sunset

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was Nette there when you got carried away with the dining table? Get her a new one pronto.

"
Here! Here! Criminal damage

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

is it repairable ... fix it .. if not .. chuck it away and get another .. this time more sturdy as its gonna be holding up more than a few plates lol .. get trays

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It was a family air loom( woe is me) ...trudged off to the garden to build a bonfire

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

oh dear .. who s family oops

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

minethe lady of the house

He chooses to speak of his performance, and that he doesn't live at mine, and left with a broken home

In need of a paramedic and shrink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry your table is broken. Unrepairable is it? Maybe there is a good joiner on here who could fix it. But the question is, did you have fun before the table broke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" minethe lady of the house

He chooses to speak of his performance, and that he doesn't live at mine, and left with a broken home

In need of a paramedic and shrink.

"

It seems he shall need some correction and a large wallet to replace said table.

Such naughty and boastful behavior must not go unpunished

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry your table is broken. Unrepairable is it? Maybe there is a good joiner on here who could fix it. But the question is, did you have fun before the table broke? "
oh I like a joiner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" minethe lady of the house

He chooses to speak of his performance, and that he doesn't live at mine, and left with a broken home

In need of a paramedic and shrink.

It seems he shall need some correction and a large wallet to replace said table.

Such naughty and boastful behavior must not go unpunished "
you don't understand, I'm only on a pound an hour

Her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" minethe lady of the house

He chooses to speak of his performance, and that he doesn't live at mine, and left with a broken home

In need of a paramedic and shrink.

It seems he shall need some correction and a large wallet to replace said table.

Such naughty and boastful behavior must not go unpunished you don't understand, I'm only on a pound an hour

Her"

Dont i always leave a tip woman

Him

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

if he pounded you for an hour on the table ... no wonder it broke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best not to try and get out on you own ,just sit tight and wait for rescue services.

edit:oh quandry misread that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"best not to try and get out on you own ,just sit tight and wait for rescue services.

edit:oh quandry misread that"
yes is the fire service there? Gag ties and a firemanslift will suffice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" yes is the fire service there? Gag ties and a firemanslift will suffice "

and "ahem" a big hose ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" yes is the fire service there? Gag ties and a firemanslift will suffice

and "ahem" a big hose ?"
ha ha jet power?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" ha ha jet power? "
depends on how the pump is working.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was round She who must be obeyeds house today and got a bit carried away which resulted in the dining table collapsing, At the time i laughed my socks off but now im starting to think maybe i should have been a bit more humble..ok at the time my head was swelled n just thinking yeay im the man.

Was i wrong?

I liked that Table Oh bless

Your a caring person Well at least your socks came off. "

hahahahah socks on is so wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" ha ha jet power? depends on how the pump is working."
well as you can see, I'm woe is me I'm easy going

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was round She who must be obeyeds house today and got a bit carried away which resulted in the dining table collapsing, At the time i laughed my socks off but now im starting to think maybe i should have been a bit more humble..ok at the time my head was swelled n just thinking yeay im the man.

Was i wrong?

I liked that Table Oh bless

Your a caring person Well at least your socks came off.

hahahahah socks on is so wrong "
only with bike clips I insist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was round She who must be obeyeds house today and got a bit carried away which resulted in the dining table collapsing, At the time i laughed my socks off but now im starting to think maybe i should have been a bit more humble..ok at the time my head was swelled n just thinking yeay im the man.

Was i wrong?

I liked that Table Oh bless

Your a caring person Well at least your socks came off.

hahahahah socks on is so wrong only with bike clips I insist "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was round She who must be obeyeds house today and got a bit carried away which resulted in the dining table collapsing, At the time i laughed my socks off but now im starting to think maybe i should have been a bit more humble..ok at the time my head was swelled n just thinking yeay im the man.

Was i wrong?

I liked that Table Oh bless

Your a caring person Well at least your socks came off.

hahahahah socks on is so wrong only with bike clips I insist "
ok with braces then

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